Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 02/09/2026My dumbest irrational belief is that someday James Hoffman is gonna give me a dope espresso machine 000
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 29/08/2026At a house with this beautiful, completely nonfunctional solar monitoring device. Makes me want to build something like this out of a raspberry pi for our solar roof. 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 18/08/2026Downgraded from YouTube Premium to Premium “Lite”, and this is the first ad I’m being hammered with. I am BAFFLED by the pull quote and theoretical appeal contained therein. What?! 100
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 06/08/2026maaaaaybe AI has some work to do in the "design a website" category 000
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 23/06/2026My shortcut is featured on the homepage of routinehub.co! #appleshortcuts 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 21/06/2026Tried to vibe-code an app to help me trim my beard symmetrically in the shower 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 17/06/2026Finally got access to the new Siri. This is… amazing?!! 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 03/06/2026Oh man, I blew it at the end with the center position 😞 120
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 27/05/2026Read more here! #RealityCheck #FYC #netflix atcrafty.substack.com/p/reality-ch... 000
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 24/05/2026Every time I see a Spencer Pratt billboard awardsradar.com/2026/05/15/i... 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 06/05/2026Is it good that the American body politic now largely instinctively rejects people who project erudition and expertise? Of course not! It’s terrible! We live in hell! But in order to get out, we need to GET DUMBER. 110
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 29/04/2026In our increasingly stupid political environment, Democratic political messaging needs to be much, much dumber. 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 13/04/2026You can tell the vibes are shifting because the headlines are getting honest 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 06/04/2026Honestly incredible. After 20 years, Byron Allen finally bought his way into late night! The drop off from The Late Show to Comics Unleashed is going to be like nothing television has ever seen. It’s like cancelling Seinfeld and giving the slot to Tommy Wiseau (because he paid cash). 010
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 16/03/2026Found a framed Metropolis print on the curb on Saturday. And now it adorns my office wall! 000
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 08/03/2026Don’t worry guys, there’s a secret plan of which we have no information nor details. 100
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 06/03/2026Shoutout to this lady selling banana puddings on Facebook marketplace 000
Austin Flack @austinflack.com · 04/03/2026He’ll definitely be able to shirk responsibility if he keeps getting headlines like this! 000
