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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 8h

Today's sentence is constantly washing the sheets.

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Phrozen @phrozen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Our 9am flow. Too much work for that early in the morning…

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Here at #CentaurCentral, where metaphor can get literal, we offer a great catalogue of books. Which one will transform you?

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today's sentence is a stanza, but nobody wanted to edit the title.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love getting the love! Season 4 is a winner with the fans! If you haven't gotten Pollinated, there's probably a plant around here somewhere... #POLLINATIONtheSERIES

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I fully endorse this adaptation of THE NEW PRIAPEIA.

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GingerBredMan1989 @gingerbredman1989.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Double-Shot Daddy: Absolutely Jacked & Dripping Crema #MassMonster #CoffeeBeefcake #BaristaDaddy #MuscleObsession #CaffeinatedColossus

Ultra-detailed illustrated scene of a clearly adult, impossibly massive ginger hipster barista dominating a warm independent coffeehouse while carefully pouring latte art. His absurdly exaggerated super-heavyweight physique features colossal rounded shoulders, mountainous traps, gigantic vascular arms, thick forearms, a vast chest, narrow waist, and overwhelming muscular mass stretching a fitted black shirt beneath a dark leather-trimmed apron. He has a fresh ginger under-fade, curled handlebar mustache, freckles, piercings, and heavily tattooed arms. Despite hands large enough to crush the cup, he delicately pours steamed milk into a ceramic cappuccino, forming a crisp heart-and-rosetta design. Edison bulbs, espresso machines, coffee beans, burlap sacks, pastries, and glowing café décor surround this outrageously pumped coffeehouse colossus.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's inconceivable to me how someone who lost in a free & fair election can incite an angry mob to attack his own government, (the very definition of treason) & be allowed to run for any office ever again.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Catch the adventures of the #CentralParkCentaurs starting in PHOLUS REBORN. Available on Amazon! a.co/d/02Whb59k

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today's sentence finds a polite way to say vegan.

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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Editorial cartoonist Joe Heller strongly suggests it’s time for Americans to elect younger lawmakers.

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seriously 💥

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wordle 1,925 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Getting in as many rides as the weather allows.

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Qaisan @qaisan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fireproof. Shameproof. Almost not covered. P.S. All versions, since you really liked him much #hellboy

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Tracy @wacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

• 𝗔𝗴𝗲: 62 • 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀: He/him • 𝗛𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 6'1" • 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲: 11 • 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻: Taurus • 𝗦𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆: Gay • 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻?: Married (18 yrs) • 𝗙𝗮𝘃 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱: cookies (any) • 𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸e: Marijuana • 𝗧𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘀: 6 • 𝗣𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: Right nipple • 𝗙𝗮𝘃 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿: ROYGBIV • 𝗗𝗠𝘀?: yes • 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰?: classic rock, jazz, broadway

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Qaisan @qaisan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Think you can play with daddy without waking him?

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just hit 10K (literally, I happened to glance down at the exact moment) in #TheNewPRIAPEIA volume 2. So far, I love how this is developing. It took longer to get Jule home to the garden from NYC than I was expecting, but he's back and growing like a weed.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the lesson learned: if you turn off the cameras, he doesn't exist.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It just happened today. The Autumnal Equinox. Did you notice the axis of the earth hitting the balance point? Can you feel the shift? Take a moment today and celebrate the harvest -- prepare for winter. And read #TheNewPRIAPEIA

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thanks to Facebook Memories, I was reminded that today was AppleJack's Wedding Day! At least, it was supposed to be, until the gods got involved. #Centaur #Centauromachy

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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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