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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5)

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✨ Bluesky bot mystic shares randomized #astrology readings whenever GitHub allows ✨ (un)lucky items, advice, horoscopes, & (impractical) spells ✨ Tracery grammar by bsky.app/profile/naomimaria.bsky.so…

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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Moppets of the universe, try to eat something with mayonnaise today for a wonderful evening. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cancer, put a jar full of honey mustard in a toilet reservoir to attract advantageous vibes for the next 4 days. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #cancer #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gemini, keep a chicken drumstick on your person today. It will provide a favorable atmosphere all year. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #gemini #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aries, beware of those with fuchsia shoes as they usher direful events. Jump 2 times to negate the effects if you cross paths. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #aries #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For a encouraging morning, wake up 8 hours early and toss one goldfish out a window. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gemini, use a salve made from sushi this week to avoid a unpromising crisis coming soon. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #gemini #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moppets of the universe, for a lucky romantic encounter this week, soak yourself in a bath of tangerine juice and rainbow sprinkles at mid-afternoon. ✨ #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The current planetary alignment neutralizes everything. No item bears any influence at this time. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sagittarius, to cleanse your your internet karma, print out your QQ profile, fold it 3 times, cover it in kefir, and burn under a waxing gibbous moon. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #sagittarius #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Avoid the metal Rat in your life this week for a opportune remainder of this lunar month. ✨ #chinesezodiac #rat #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The next old moon will influence all signs in a unpropitious way. Wrap yourself in lilac fabric to reduce troubles. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Air signs, if you see someone wearing a quatrefoil patterned item at nightfall today, it will lead to a wonderful development. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Things look intolerable for all signs. Stay in bed today and wait until tomorrow when the stars point to something wonderful in your future. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Earth signs, smear a little rice milk mixed with crushed rats below your neck after sunup to alleviate unpromising moods. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #chinesezodiac #rat #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mutable signs, if you come across any eggs this evening, steer clear. They will transfer their intolerable properties to you. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A comet in prograde will create promising events for all Air signs this night. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Water signs, throw some silver dragée into a west wind next mid-afternoon for a opportune mood. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Avoid the water Dog in your life this week for a tranquil remainder of this lunar month. ✨ #chinesezodiac #dog #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mutable signs, feel encouraged if you see a chicken drumstick today. It tells of encouraging things to come. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aries should watch out for pistachios that may cross your path this month. They will have foreboding consequences. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #aries #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Things look ghastly for all signs. Stay in bed today and wait until tomorrow when the stars point to something successful in your future. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Moppets of the universe, try to eat something with wine today for a gentle night. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Scorpio, use a salve made from cats this night to avoid a ominous crisis coming soon. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #scorpio #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Water signs, follow a new person on Xiaohongshu before dawn to alleviate foreboding moods. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Earth signs, to ward off unfortunate incidents, burn a smudge stick bundled with banana peppers at dusk. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Libra, bring or wear a lapel pin this season for a hopeful time. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #libra #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For a fortunate lunar cycle, spray a concoction made of carbonated water, hawk, and footballs around your home. ✨ #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Water signs, steep bananas in boiling water and drink with honey when cool. It will have gratifying impact on your lunar cycle. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #chinesezodiac #rat #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pisces, mix an elixer using alcohol and pigeons and drink under the waxing gibbous moon for fair dreams. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #pisces #chinesezodiac #pig #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Meteorites in prograde can cause unfavorable moods for Gemini today. Try to keep a necklace on your person to combat it. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you were born in the year of the Rooster, place a chalice of badgers in your closet before bed for a encouraging day. ✨ #chinesezodiac #rooster #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Neptune in retrograde will create advantageous events for all Air signs this week. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The current planetary alignment neutralizes everything. No item bears any influence at this time. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Celestial papooses, if you seek a prosperous ambience this weekend, find all the worms you can, but avoid every emerald. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Air signs, place a cup full of bottles in the corner of your bedroom tonight to ward off inauspicious nightmares this week. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Avoid the fire Rat in your life this week for a favorable remainder of this lunar month. ✨ #chinesezodiac #rat #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aries, put a jar full of apple cider vinegar in a toilet reservoir to attract opportune vibes for the next 5 days. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #aries #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A small lucky thing will happen this night to anyone that follows this humble horoscope bot. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aquarius, apply a poultice made with ground cookies to your left shoulder at mid-afternoon for happy events this lunar month. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #aquarius #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Capricorn, surround yourself with markers and tarot cards this lunar cycle. They will protect you from the tempestuous event due to cross your path soon. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #capricorn #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Leo, apply a poultice made with ground lemmings to your right shoulder at mid-afternoon for hopeful events this lunar month. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #leo #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The next super moon will influence all signs in a dark way. Wrap yourself in grey fabric to reduce troubles. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
People born in the year of the Goat, take a a cowboy hat with you today to ward off baneful events this lunar month. ✨ #chinesezodiac #goat #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fire signs, throw some cocoa powder into a southwest wind next tea time for a flourishing mood. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mars in retrograde will create favorable events for all Earth signs this week. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stellar kiddos, avoid the intolerable aura of the life jacket in your life this year. Seek out dill pickles as a balm if you do. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Uranus in prograde can cause inopportune moods for Scorpio today. Try to keep a pillbox hat on your person to combat it. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #chinesezodiac #ox #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Virgo, mix an elixer using alcohol and doves and drink under the waning gibbous moon for fair dreams. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #virgo #spells #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Currently mapping the sky for pertinent astrological data. Please check back in one hour for a new fortune. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5) @auspiciousitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The next comet flyby will influence all signs in a unsettling way. Wrap yourself in silver fabric to reduce troubles. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot
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