Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 6h"There's a #mountain of evidence about his crime." "We've scaled mountains before." "TV cameras caught him in the act." "Amazing what AI can generate these days." "It was live broadcast to multiple countries. Many networks." "All fake." "Wake up please. He hurt you. Bad." "He's a good man." #vss365 091
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"You ok?" "Yeah. Why?" "There's a #cloud hanging over you." "Yeah. Happens from time to time." "Is it going to rain?" "Sooner or later yeah." "Could you stand in my garden when it does?" "Might thunder & lightning too." "Oh. Then don't." "I won't." "Ok. Any idea what causes it?" "Not a 1." #vss365 1184
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Grandmother...Might I most humbly request that you #bequest this antique table to me when the time comes?" "You might. But are you quite, quite sure that you wish to have it? It comes with a quest, you see & I'm not certain if any of you grandchildren are up to the task." "I am sure I am." #vss365 0123
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The forest is gone! The forest..!Holy Worm what happened to you?!" "It seems I've been eating in my sleep again." "What did you eat??" "Apparently the whole forest." #BirdWhisperer 0206
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Where's the prisoner?" "In the privy." "What again?" "Yeah. They said to put him back in there didn't they?" "They Said he got a #reprieve." "Yeah. So we reprivied him." "... Fish him up will ya?" "Don't you think he's smelly enough as it is?" "Get Him Out of There!!" "Ok no need to shout." #vss365 182
Reposted by AurumsellaRachel Nel @redsaid1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"What do we do with heads of state who are so evil, not even the oceans will purify them?" we ask. "Stop voting for them," the sage replies. #vss365 #vss #purify 0145
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"You going to #purify that water before you drink it?" "Nah. I feel like living dangerously." "That's not living dangerously. That's being self removatory." "So what if I am? You seriously expect me to keep being here?" "Yes. I seriously do. Do Not Drink That Water." "Too late. Already did." #vss365 172
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Will World Renowned Ventriloquist #Renounce This New Way of Pronouncing Nouns that's Grown So Very Popular Among Our Young Populace? Tune In Tomorrow To Find Out!" "Cut! That Was Okay, I Guess, But Do You Think Maybe You Could Do It Again With A Bit More Enunciation?" "f ck no." #vss365 163
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I #nurture a hope in my heart that someday all of us will be equal." "Yeah you can crush that hope right now. Ain't ever gonna happen." "You never know." #vss365 052
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Welp, my bed beckons." "I #reckon it's about time for us to be headin home then." "Unless you'd rather to join me in my bed. It's a lil bit narrow, but if we squeeze real tight, I'm sure all 4 of you will fit just fine." "Yep. Time for us to go." #vss365 072
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Hey have you seen my jacket?" "It's on a #hunger in the hunger." "Sorry it's what where?" "In The Hunger On a Hunger." "... Are you hungry?" "Yes!" "We'll go to the restaurant just as soon as I find my jacket." "ON! A! HUNGER! IN! THE! HUNGER!!" #vss365 2114
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"What are you eating?" "... #passion fruit." "Dammit. Why?! You know I don't have time today to deal with what it does to you!" "I just... had a craving. ...Sorry." "Take yourself to the ER. We are done." #vss365 0122
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"If you wanna come along you need to #embark within the hour." "You seriously think you'll be able to sail past the embargo?" "You better believe I will. I've paid a Ferengi half a fortune for a fully functioning Klingon cloaking device." "What's a Ferengi?" "A troll I met in the woods." #vss365 052
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Was quite #stormy last night. You & hubby have a disagreement?" "He's an ass." "I'll take that as a yes. What's the conflict about this time?" "Can you believe it?! He had the nerve, the NERVE, I tell you, to say at my age I should wear something less revealing!" "Oh. He really is an ass." #vss365 092
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"What'cha reading?" " #Marvel." "Isn't that a movie? Did they make a book from it too?" "... You're joking, right?" "Oh, absolutely. Haha." "Hilarous." "... Seriously, though... Did they make the book from the movie, or the movie from the book?" "You Have Got to Be Kidding." "Which is it??" #vss365 0102
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"What say you we take the old camper & go #explore the continent?" "I say buy a new one & I'll consider it." "A new one? When this is still good to go?" "You said that in the 1970s. I didn't like it then. I do not like it now." "Your loss. See you when I get back." "Not if I see you first." #vss365 072
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"The seers agree if we attack the enemy will #sustain damage from which they cannot recover. That's the good news." "And the bad news?" "We will also never recover." "I see...Mutual destruction?" "Yes, sir." "Well...That's it then. Was nice knowing you all." "WHY are we still doing this???" #vss365 0142
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"I #float in the madness #within." "What do you do for a living?" #2WordPrompt 071
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026" #Commence countdown!" "Meh." "What do you mean meh?? Start counting! We need to get this shuttle into space!" "Nah. Can't be bothered." "The hell..? Somebody replace him!" "Not gonna. We're all done trying to get rich people off this planet." "Let them perish with the rest of us." #vss365 062
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"What shall we eat during #autumnal equinox this year?" "I'm thinking leaves." "Like... salad?" "No. Like the colorful leaves that fall from trees." "Hah. Good one." "I'm 100% serious." "Oh...Umm...What wine pairs well with tree leaves?" "Whisky." #vss365 041
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"He's remarkably #sanguine." "I believe most bodies have more blood than bile." "What's that to do with..? Oh. Right. I wasn't talking about amount of blood vs other fluids." "But I was. It was weird finding his wife has more bile than blood." "Yes... He is unnaturally calm about it." #vss365 031
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"This is because" "Shut up." "Excuse me?" "Not excused. Shut up already. Just because you're a member of some #esoteric society does not make you an expert on every subject & I really need you to stop pretending you are." "I wrote a thesis on this!" "Yeah well I lived it, & you are wrong." #vss365 1162
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"How goes the courtship?" "Fine." "I can see how your #eloquence cannot help but charm the ladies." "Huh??" "You compete with the morning birds in singing her praise every day." "What's that?? Who else is trying to get her?!" "Me, dear boy. I am. Your days with her are numbered." #vss365 031
Reposted by AurumsellaRaven @ravenbranhard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026was it vice? or plain naivete? that I went searching everywhere for awakening while the sparrow in my garden day after day simply sang its heart out #VssDaily #Vice #Vss365 #Naivete #PoetrySky #Photography #Natue #Poetry #EastCoastKin 📷 mine: Sala Thai, Belém, Lisbon, Portugal 712020
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"What's the perfume you're wearing today?" " #Naivite." "...Interesting choice for today's meeting." "It works in my favor when the competition imagines I am easily fooled." #vss365 052
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Dafuq is that??" "A #melange of delicious bodyparts." "I understand the b oo Bs, the thighs & the b uMs. But why do you have liver in the picture??" "Liver is delicious." "It is not." #vss365 1121
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"How do you choose who to invest in?" " #Intuition." "You just... instinctively know who will make money for you? Like some kind of... sixth sense?" "I can intuit who, where & when can be influenced with which bribes & what threats. I make full use of this ability to excellent effect." #vss365 0111
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Who are you wearing to the gala?" " #Moonglade." "Huh? I haven't heard of them." "A brilliant new designer. They'll have a midnight fashion show on the river next month, but I'll have worn them first." "Sounds risky." "You haven't seen their designs. Trust me. I will shine bright." #vss365 0123
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"You ever find our what was originally written in that #palimpsest of yours?" "Unfortunately yes." "How do you mean?" "It was a contract of marriage." "But isn't that fascinating?" "Not so much fascinating as binding. I am now wed to the spirit of the girl whose father wrote the contract." #vss365 071
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"You're #adroit." "No I'm not a droid. What makes you think I'm a droid? I'm human. I've always been human! Ever since I was built. I'm human! I am not a droid! I'm not a droid I'm not a droid I'm not a droid..!" "Dammit. Why'd you have to do that to him? This takes forever to fix." #vss365 192
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Where you going?" "Thought I'd do some recon." "Why would you want to #reconnoiter your own home turf both populated with & guarded entirely by your own people?" "... Oops." "You're not you, are you?" "Busted. I'm actually hungry." #vss365 091
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"The #silhouette of the city against a sunset looks pretty impressive, I think." "Yeah...You're right...It almost looks like the buildings are still standing." "Imagine what it would've been like to live there back in the day." "No thanks. I'm no city dweller, that's for sure." #vss365 091
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Did you take the #elixir I gave you?" "Snakeoil." "I take it you didn't take it." "You really should stop paying those charlatans all your hard earned money." "First of all, money comes to me easy. There's plenty more where it came from. And second: this one is real. It cures everything." #vss365 081
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"Have you made contact?" "I have, but that may not be a good thing." "What do you mean? Just ask him for words that will #console his widower in his grief." "That's just it. There's no solace to be found here. This soul was a real con artist when alive. He was also married to 8 other men." #vss365 0101
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"There, there... It'll be ok. Just give it some time & you'll be fine, I promise." "What the heck are you doing?" "Shh. I'm trying to #console my console that overheated." "I repeat: What the heck are you doing?" #vss365 041
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"You spend way too much time on your #console." "I don't know... Ever since Grandma passed away, it's like the only happiness I have is playing her old games." #vss365 062
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Look, I'm #empathetic to your plight, but really there are limits to how far empathy can rule our behavior. I simply must consider how it affects other people were I to keep your... indiscretion a secret." "Other people? How would it affect others?!" "They'd miss out on a good laugh." #vss365 081
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"You know the way the waves #wax and wane with the woon..." "With the what?" "The woon. ...The Woon. Woon? ...Wuck I'm wo wigh." "You mean the moon?" "Hi!" #vss365 072
Reposted by AurumsellaJenny @jennyww.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Her nanny left her a #broom after she passed. She thought it was to keep the house clean but it was actually to keep her life in order. The broom swept out her ex-boyfriend from her home and kept intruders at bay just like her nanny used to. #vss365 #writing #stories 0244
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Broom #broom. Brooooooooom!" "Usually people say vroom vroom." "Not in Finnish. And not while sweeping the floors." #vss365 0102
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"Excuse me...Miss...You dropped your #glove... Here it is." "Oh, my goodness...How silly of me...Thank you." "I say...Lovely weather, is it not?" "Indeed...A beautiful day." "Almost as beautiful as y...Uh...Allow me to introduce myself: I am Mr Prey." "Pleased to meet you. I am Miss Hunter." #vss365 0102
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"The new issue is out!" "Here." "What's this?" "I know you're going to cry. First from relief, then the realization you have to start working on the next one. I brought you a #tissue, & will be bringing tea & snacks in about half an hour." "... Thank you. 😭 " #vss365 0113
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Grab a #pillow & follow me." "Why?" "There's a fight about to ensue at town hall." "How do you know that?" "Because we're going to start it." "With pillows?" "What can I say? It's a pillow fight. Though some of us may add some bricks along the way." #vss365 1132
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Could we get a human to design this #poster?" "Yeah! Good idea! They make such interesting visuals, they really do!" "I hear they have this thing called 'Negative Space'. What even is that?" "It looks so cool." "I'm sorry. Humans are no longer allowed to work in art." "Now that's a bummer." #vss365 081
Reposted by AurumsellaMonique @starfish72.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A #sponge: can be found on every counter soaks up whatever it touches holds more than you expect gets heavy when it's bursting should be replaced frequently does not get replaced frequently tattered old sponge near the tap look at the state of your kitchen #vss365 0194
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"It's weird how you're not all yellow." "Whadda'ya mean?" "The way you #sponge off other people one would think you looked more like a sea sponge." "What you never seen a pink sponge before?" "I have, but I still think you should be yellow." "In this economy??" #vss365 0102
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"Cut the #cord. Be done with him." "I can't do that. I owe him my life." "You owe him nothing. He's the one who put you in danger in the first place." "What do you mean?" "A spell he cast is what made you irresistible to demons." "What the hell... CUT! Stick to the script!" "It's boring." #vss365 0163
Aurumsella @aurumsella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"What do we do now?" "Slice and #dice." "Seriously? You wanna chop him up?" "No. I want to slice half of him into really thin slices & dice the other half. We can cook different things from him but nothing requires too long on the stove." "I thought you loved him." "I did. Now he's food" #vss365 0132
