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Aureus 𓃥

@aureusrexcanum.bsky.social
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Just a jackal from Arizona. 𓃦 𓃦 𓃦 𓃦 . . Triangle enjoyer. Sometimes mistaken for a fancy coyote.

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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Its like the plagues of Egypt, but this time God decided to focus exclusively on the ass.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America has officially become, as Trump likes to call them, a shithole country. Because everything here literally gives you diarrhea.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know who that guy is, but based on the picture I have a good idea what he probably smelled like. LMAO, he stole empty boxes while there were actual computers right in front of him. Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a feeling the ghost stories surrounding the White House are going to become wild after Trump leaves office.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd be curious to see her reactions to the presence of silver and holy symbols.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weird. That does look an awful lot like something pretending to be human, badly. Its the body language of a predatory bird. I don't think she's an alien though.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm no longer surprised by anything this administration does. How much do you want to bet it will be a pay-per-view event?
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's somehow worse than that
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm skeptical this guy even has a wife, or a child. If so I feel sorry for them.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone needs to sit him down and explain that you can't win the "Nobel Peace Prize" when you literally started a war and spent most of the year threatening several other countries with war and invasion. I kind of thought that would be obvious even to him.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perhaps. Also could have been a trauma response. But she definitely needs to get checked out if she hasn't already. Its unfortunate that the people responsible are unlikely to be caught.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pity she waited until long after there was physical evidence to collect. Unless it happened within view of a cctv camera there's little chance of much coming of it.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Shrexting", the word I never wanted to learn
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know that feeling, but don't give up
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Lunch🥪 @lunchgunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That thing was freaky. I remember seeing that label as a child. It definitely left an impression.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn't even realize Jim Bakker was still alive (before today that is). I guess that does it for 80's prosperity gospel televangelists. Too bad there are still plenty of modern ones around scamming people.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He doesn't surprise me anymore. Once the demons start talking you never know what will come out of his mouth.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It would be logical
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the objective of AI is to make people as dumb as possible
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG I just blocked another one of those. lol
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its so far outside the concepts Ray Bradbury used to construct that novel, and yet...
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even religion was dumbed down to nothing but feel good vibes. I see a weird parallel between that world and the world of 'infinite custom AI content'. Not a genuine emotion, thought provoking statement, or anything to challenge a person and help them grow in sight.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was anyone else made to read Fahrenheit 451, where reading books was banned because it made people think and feel and being challenged by art was considered bad? The populace was basically a bunch of drugged up zombies that were denied genuine emotional experiences.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(which will be awesome btw)
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First its the squeaky toys, then they will want a collar, then they're a sparkle dog named Woofles.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would think about how the tables will be turned when their kid grows up to be a dog furry.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks nice!
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does her stuff take priority? She's old enough to learn to drive herself and you've been working hard to get interviews.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, today they would just call it the Orgy Couch. Because no one understands subtlety either.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It took over a year, but its finally done. I don't think I'll be trying any more T3 construction in Elite Dangerous without a lot of help.
Image of space station in Elite Dangerous named Yoteholm
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's basically a Republican in Democrat's clothing though.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So yes, they need to give us better candidates or I will make them regret their choices.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd rather drag the country to Hell than let it casually walk there just a little slower.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been looking into everything from retail to call centers and keep getting rejections
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen way too many emails like the one in the image. Its crazy.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know why they think "infinite content but zero soul" is an attractive concept. I think its a symptom of everything being classified as 'content'. Nothing is meant to endure, its content to be consumed and then tossed aside for the next thing.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/0is_VwWU3EE
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A Perfect Circle - "Starless" (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by A Perfect Circle
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 29/09/2026
BABY RACCOONS CLAMMING! With a bad-ass, limping, short-tailed mom hero to protect them! Spotted them right past sunset at a Washington beach. 🦝🦝🦝
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suppose it would depend on if the point of the assignment was to teach technically correct essay writing or for the student to research Rosa Parks. If the latter it would depend on if the rest of the essay lived up to the hype of the intro paragraph. lol
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The expressions in this are great XD
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks a lot more relaxed in that picture. Definitely on the mend.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a dog that liked to use a doughnut cone as a portable pillow while she had to use it. It was a lot more relaxing for her than a typical cone. lol
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly!
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't get me wrong, there's definitely a such thing as being too young to hold office too. But I'm fairly certain there is a sweet spot between literal fetus and ancient mummy we can find.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There needs to be age limits on holding office. We'll never get the nursing home smell out of the White House or Capital Building at this rate.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If so that would make me think they use AI to moderate.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did your state pass one of those "think of the children" laws? I've never seen Barq do that before.
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Aureus 𓃥 @aureusrexcanum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm glad to hear he's going to be okay.
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