Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Am I a bad teacher?? Am I really that bad of an educator?? How do you go from feet and inches to time?????????? 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's a long month for me, working over 100 hours/week. But I have a really busy June that will make it all worth it. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You fight the system with small victories first. This enables you to learn how to win and to keep fighting until you do. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Welp, that chance has gone. One- and two-word replies will not get me to move forward. If you're not interested, just say that, or unmatch. Don't be dry as a biscuit. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Had this crazy dream last night that I was wrestling with a mountain lion. Choking the shit out of it 🤣🤣🤣 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Story time. Was I benevolent or just a weirdo?? 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just went over my finances for January. Sent $864.20 to my situationship. I'm gonna be sick. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Can't let my gf stop me from finding my wives. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 16/02/2026How you get stood up by your own gf?? Twice?? Maybe I just need a new one. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Luo Fang just did the thing. Up against 3 Demon Immortals and said 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Listen, Piccolo may have invented aura farming, but the characters in Swallowed Star have perfect it. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I was thinking about someone today, a sub who I haven't seen in months. I said to myself that I will prolly never see her again, which is crazy because our school needs them. The wildest thing happened today - SHE SHOWED UP!! I was genuinely shocked. Seeing her really lifted my spirits. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Several people started leaving work with plates of cake. I finally decided to ask where they were getting it from, jokingly. One lady couldn't put the plate in my hands fast enough. I didn't even have time to object. Now I have 3 pieces of 3 different cakes. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Or maybe just the order of how I'll commit to my objectives. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I have to make a decision on what to commit to. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026What did one rock say to the other rock?? Nothing, rocks don't talk.media.tenor.coma man in a green jacket is being interviewedALT: a man in a green jacket is being interviewed 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Ever since I bought a cover for my thermostat, my former housemate never touched it. I guess I can return it since I never opened it. She saw I bought it on Amazon. She kept changing my shit and putting the fan on when I kept asking her not to. She's the reason I bought it. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I hate drivers who know their turn is coming up and get over at the last second. Hoe you knew that exit was coming 3 miles ago and you waited until 200 feet to switch lanes. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Being a teacher has its ups and downs. Imma let you know it's tough being everyone's favorite teacher. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My housemate is a fucking selfish idiot. There was a freeze warning so we were cautioned to drip faucets. Tell me why the whole bathroom sink was on half power all night in 45° temps. That's is not a drip, and it's not below freezing. I'm glad she's moving out today. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Are we all in agreement that Hercule is just light skin, not white skin?? 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026You know what we don't need?? Another Jurassic Park movie. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 17/12/2025She'd be mad if I handed her a job application. 010
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Maybe I should wait until I get this other account up. It's gone from less than 200 to now than 400 in a month. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I'm thinking of making a return. Lemme finish this book and then I'll make that determination. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I saw this sister today (I'm sure I'll never see her again) in the store and I had to stop her and tell her how pretty she was. I don't normally do that. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 07/12/2025How was Neji a part of the branch family when his father was a twin from the main family?? 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Designer glasses ✅ Gold watch ✅ Leather coat ✅ Velour durag ✅ Can't afford a $3 bus pass✅ 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I'm about to have 3 women living with me. One already has been so she can get back on her feet. I'm dating another. And the last one I pursued and doesn't know about my gf; she's gonna find out what coulda been hers. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025As soon as I get home, my Amazon package is ready for pickup. I knew this would happen. It sucks that I can be in two places at once. I really need to learn how to kage bushin no jutsu myself. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025That's the third Maserati I've seen in two days. I think the universe is tryna tell me something. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My first terrier crush was in my dreams last night. I wanna go back to sleep and finish the dream. 000
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If Hiruzen was gonna do all that neglecting to Naruto, he should've just hashed him over to Danzo to raise him in The Foundation. 100
Aurelio Calix @aureliocalix.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Can you guess who my favorite artist is?? This makes two years in a row. I love me some Cece Peniston. 010