Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 6hJust throw a fucking dinner party. When I was single I did that all the time. But then, I love to cook for my friends, and their joy and happiness only adds to my own. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 7hDamn, I’m sure Condi Rice has some words of wisdom for this young lady. 020
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Paris is Burning is ravishing and heartbreaking. Just a film of terrible, transcendent beauty. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A great teacher is a pearl beyond price, Kevin. 040
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Laird, I swear to g-d, if you scare the shit out of me again this October . . . 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Humiliation of Eric Schmitt by the idiot Eric Schmitt. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry, I’m trying to be a grown up here, but you are not helping at all. 110
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You have my number, friend-o. I’m posting while suffering from a worrisome snake bite. It’s the only thing that could explain my crapulence. 100
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, bro, I’m sure you and your pals never talk shit about people from New York or Chicago. Ditch the fragility, ok? 120
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They’re from Missouri and Kentucky, right? Probably first cousins. 120
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’d only do it if I could take Stephen Malkmus as my +1. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanted my underwear drawer to double as a snake terrarium. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Same impulse that made me hang leftover pot roast over the mantle. 020
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kind of love that hardware store jacket. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Man. That’s a rugged stretch. Someday you’ll look back on all of it and cackle. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That man is just as crazy as a shithouse mouse. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’d like to have that feeling you get when you get back in bed after getting up to pee, and you realize you still have hours to sleep and you’re freshly de-pissed named after me. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somebody needs to do a wellness check on Billy Bragg, as he may be in dire straits having found that he is in at least partial agreement with Jacob Rees-Mogg on the issue of Britishness. 020
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m sorry, am I reading this right? Are you punching up a dril tweet? Is that what I’m seeing here? 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank god, I can finally get a good night’s sleep ;). Our old girl had incipient hip dysplasia when she reached the end of her time, but it never seemed to slow her down. They’re such optimistic, sunny animals. 110
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You can’t make me not worry about him, Linda! I am going to worry about your dog. 130
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pacino said "I've hardly ever seen a person [Streep] so devoted to someone who is falling away like John was. To see her in that act of love for this man was overwhelming." 030
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026God, nothing less than an absolute rout. Send them back chained to the helm with their sails ablaze. 120
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What’s with the fucking hicks in Denver scoffing at New York? 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you drop a pen wearing those pant, forget it, it’s gone. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey, I get it, man. De gustibus non disputandum. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s super basic at this point, but Yankee Hotel Foxtrot belongs here. 120
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So long as it’s in public—say, at the press scrum—and maximally humiliating, I am fine with fast. 2390
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s all so foul, but somehow it’s the “nope” that makes my hands curl into fists. 040
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m pretty handy, so I did it myself last spring. It may be one of the few household jobs I outsource from now on, because LINT EVERYWHERE 110
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He sounds absolutely shit-hammered. Just crawling, crying, puking blitzed. 020
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That IR thermometer stage right is the mark of a pro. 020
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh man, congratulations on that cute fuckin dog. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean, they’re just probably smart enough to know that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t assassinate Abraham Lincoln. 110
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sad oaf can’t be bothered to wear big boy shoes. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 30/08/2026All correct, but Jersey’s to Jersey for him. He’d live on Staten Island. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What’s good for New Yorkers and New York is this guy’s lodestar, as it ought to be. A mayor that puts his constituents ahead of his wider political ambitions is a thing of beauty, to be cherished forever. 021
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We call that trip the Reverse Malkmus. 040
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Those are two seriously load-bearing beards. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ve had a lot of wilderness first aid training over the years, both required for work, and for my own edification. The best I ever had impressed upon me how truly fucked you are if something bad happens and you’re far from help. Strategically mitigating your risk always comes first. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Big Boy is a stone cold psychopath. Pick him at your own peril. 030
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hell yeah, they were great. The crowd, less so. 000
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Nah, fuck Kinison forever. What an asshole. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’ll have you know that my name is Giovanni Diarrhea, shortened from Diarrheanucci at Ellis Island. 010
Jazz Button not Thong Area @aurecherche.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Weirdly, the only exception I’ve found is Stephen Malkmus. 010
