nightskin keisha
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"the world is before you—you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in"
"the world is before you—you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in"
![My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina "talk" to me and will not stop.
She's amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I've ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating "bad bitches" I will now forever endorse dating dorks) -except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. "HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!"
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.
I thought it was funny. The first half-dozen times. I probably faked it for a dozen more. Now? I can't even fake a smile. Its just not funny anymore. I've tried explaining that it weirds me out, many times, to no avail. I think she views my protests as success of some sort. It's neverending. Mister Muppet will not die, and at this point it affects how I view her genitals sexually. As in, I don't anymore.
Vaginas are not that pretty to begin with. Making the meatflaps yell at me in a shrill voice is even worse. Her vagina doesn't turn me on as a visual anymore because even when I'm horny as hell I just see a muppet. Hell, I can be going down on her and she can be moaning and thrashing and I'm getting into it and in my head I hear "HEY SEXY MAN THAT FEELS AMAZING!!" aaaand I'm soft.
Fuck, man. I adore this girl. I will totally marry her. I will adapt and live with this by sheer force of will but gaaaah I'd rather not. Advice??](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4ikjhwzov5vfahrvf26kt45/bafkreiexb7kl2dvt3mxvnyfl2kq2t4ihbprhbfojydxu4n6dnuylr3n5ha)
