Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My cheese had a wrinkle My latte, a lump There was a god awful Line at the pump The weather is nasty I look like a frump If you try for my biscuits you'll end up with a stump #poetry #poem #monday #grump 020
Reposted by Aunty Grumpycow Memento Vivere Press @mementoviverepress.bsky.social · 23/09/2024COMING SOON! A brand-new zine full of weird little rhymes. Shuffling out of the mist, just in time for the spooky season. #ComingSoon #Zine #MementoVivere #Cryptids #Christmas #Halloween #Carols #New #CozyHorror #LiveLurkLove 032
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 22/04/2024It's better not to stress When you call the IRS For as much as they're a mess They can always sense distress So, make sure to suppress The nervous urge to confess Things they should not redress But only those that cause you stress #poem #life #taxes 000
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 02/04/2024There I was on a muddy lawn Switching safety shoes for pumps Hoping I would not be ticketed for parking illegally As the spring rain cheerfully pattered on. #poem #freeform #life 000
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 01/04/2024When the trees were tall I watched my grandfather shave The bright summer sun gleaming off the safety razor And the faded pink plastic of the outdoor washbasin Water droplets like diamonds In the chill of the morning As the world woke up #poem #freeform 010
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 26/01/2024Verbing words can lead to confusion More so than misspelling or a German-type fusion English grammar dictates it to be But puzzling a bit can be the fee #poetry 010
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 20/12/2023the winter sun is watery at best it barely shines and never mind the rest vitamine D is hard to come by without pills with which I don't feel like stuffing myself to the gills such a shame that due to cold and mores I should refrain from splaying myself like a naked starfish on a sunny plain #poem 000
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 18/12/2023I am bored now I am bored now I am bored now to tears Cause I'm waiting Damn the rating That a lunch wrap soon appears #lunch #poetry 030
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 04/12/2023My tubby ass freezing to the seat I plod along with each peddle squeak Treacherous black ice and shifty snow foam Want to prevent me going home #poetry #winter #poem 010
Aunty Grumpycow @auntygrumpycow.bsky.social · 24/10/2023Hoeing at work is quite a trick You have to stealth and be quite quick With arguments regarding dress So management will not have stress #rhyme #poetry 040
