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Sweary Jewish Marilla Cuthbert. She/her. Books. I keep them, read them, try to write them. Twitter: @k8marsh NEW Insta: @katemarshwriting I will never try to sell you dodgy Oasis tickets

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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dignity and Impudence (2026)
"Dignity and Impudence" (1839) by Edwin Landseer - oil painting of a noble looking tan bloodhound next to a perky little Westie
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stumbled across an AMA with Marina Hyde in the Guardian today (serves me right) and wow does she like to troll Bluesky and trans people
Q: Are you still on X? If so, why?
(Caroline, Switzerland)
A: Yes, I am. I don’t use it much at all as I find social media a massive time‑suck. I hear Bluesky is truly ghastly, but have never visited.Q:Clearly, politicians are worse than useless. Who would you pick as prime minister? (Eric, Newton Abbott, Devon)
A: JK Rowling
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oops image didn't upload sorry
Gregory Peck and Ingrid Bergman
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I mean, hard to argue with, so I won't. But I will suggest Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck in Spellbound as well
Gregory Peck and Ingrid Bergman, their faces close together, burning up the screen with beauty and star power
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Guess he's saving it for the presidential campaign. Full marks for slutty little glasses though
Jon Ossoff looking stern, nerdy and hot in slutty little glasses. Don't know who took the photo, sorry, I stole it from another thirsty skeet
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I forgot to mention yesterday one of Sam Neill's most delightful roles, Dean Spanley. If you haven't seen it, treat yourself ❤️
Sam Neill, grey-bearded, dignified, in Victorian clerical garb, seated in front of a parlour palm
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Really enjoying this game, probably because I just got my first perfect score #smush
Smush for 11 July 
926 points
Perfect
3 day streak
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My great niece and nephew Tuca (torty) and Goose, having a grooming session down the pub
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Beefy arms with clasped hands meme: Trans rights/British scientists 🤝Hating Richard Dawkins
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Of course it is not without its drawbacks
Angry woman waving a book at a bearded, grey-haired man in a suit.
"Sigmund S.Freud! Is this yours
"N-no!"
(close up of book: Pornia Hub-Anica 'Mother Son Hot')
"Is this what you like?? Who did I marry? This is sick"
Freud cringes, sweating.
LATER Freud on stage behind a lectern addressing an audience 
"In an amazing scientific discovery, I've found that ALL men are subconsciously attracted to their mothers."
Cries of "Amazing!" "Brilliant!"
Close up of Freud looking sheepishly at his wife in the audience . Shehas her arms folded and is looking at him,  exasperated and cross
@lastplacecomics
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Blocklists work both ways buddy and I got there first lmao
Profile of why.bsky.team with two labels:
User blocked by "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO Cull" 
User blocking you
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pedro wants you to know he got the memo - new pics just dropped 🥵
Pedro Pascal in slutty glasses, short denim cut-offs and boots, knees up, legs apart on a sofa. My God.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Always has been meme
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So many bangers here but this was probably the one that made me laugh the most
@Phillipdyte 26 sept 2020: 
This is the best misunderstanding I have ever, ever had (screenshot of WhatsApp conversation):
"Did I tell you I'm switching teams?
(Temporarily)"
"Ooh
Big news
I endorse
Just to explore the physical side?"
"at WORK"
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*I'm in danger gif* 😬
Screenshot from Wired article saying in bold: You've read your last free article.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
'2026 is the year of the horse.' The horse:
Book cover with a photo of a white horse's head in a bridle, eyes half closed, ears pricked forward. Text: 
"SICK OF THIS HORSE SHIT 
Riding, walking, all that shit: fuck it. By Maneson the Horse"
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Kombucha!! 😭😭😭
Naomi Wolf tweet: No! No!!
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Charles Darwin would have loved you
Quote from letter from Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sept 1862
"I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees."
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The Good Place meme. Michael says to Janet: Matt Yglesias figured it out? Matty? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This adaptation is very special to Bluesky as it was the subject of our very first Book club
Joshua Friedman post from Oct 16 2023: WELCOME to the Bluesky Book Club! We're reading "Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story", by Leonie Swan. Borrow or buy a copy, and keep an eye on the feed to see when the fun begins.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Saeed discovering new levels of bougie
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Brought to you by the brave feminist responsible for the headline "Of course people are turning on Sydney Sweeney. She's beautiful and talented" and this masterpiece:
‘It’s not me, it’s you’: the reason men are giving up on dating is women
According to a new survey, men would rather remain single than have to deal with women’s expectations and their desire to change them – and it’s fuelling a great relationship recession, says Olivia Petter
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It should be condemned by everyone
Home Office sources have previously told the Guardian that, if deemed clearly necessary and proportionate, children could also be subjected to these searches.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I guess this is the new me 😀 (feels weird but I could get into it)
Your 2026 word 
joyous
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
They're not just trolling us Jews with their pork bagels. Wait till the French get a load of the oozing stigmata on the croissants
Basket of croissants, standing on their ends. One has a random hole in it with red, bloody-looking jam all around it
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Marilla Cuthbert (Colleen Dewhurst) giving side eye over the top of her reading glasses
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Today I revealed the first nude model on Mr Bingo's scratch-off advent calendar (socks retained for warmth and modesty)
Line drawings of several people and dogs going about their daily business. Clothes have been painted in gold onto the humans. One man, representing 1st December is now naked except for his gold painted socks
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You all might need to start carrying a cat around just in case IYKYK
The Magicians: Alice's cat explodes, indicating that the lamprey is nearby. Josh, Kady, Julia and Quentin look appropriately taken aback.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Goose isn't sure he should be your first call in an emergency (he's in the pub) but he's up for a cuddle
Fluffy white cat with round yellow eyes and pointy ears
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Kell and Darby are showing you their Halloween meme costume
Boy in plaid shirt talking into the ear of a bored girl in a red dress. They are in a nightclub
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy, holding a stake and with fabulous S5 hairSarah Michelle Gellar as Catherine in Cruel Intentions
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Boze are you the Pope's alt?!
Tweet from Pope Leo XIV: In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Someone is enjoying the attention
Posts on Bluesky:
Frighty pinner said "you should delete this champ
Supernaturaltan (OP) replied "Will wait to see how long it goes for. There's a surprise at the end."
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Elsie would like you to have this stick. She hopes it's big enough
Blonde Labrador on a walk in the autumn woods, holding the biggest stick she can find
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I can hear this pic of Darby
Blurry pic of a brown-and-white dog's snoot mid-aroo
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Going on holiday with the siblings
A paper cup of coffee on a counter next to a croissant which sits on a paper napkin printed with the words "things are about to get messy"
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Buffy gif I may be dead, but I'm still pretty
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I don't know if this will help but I hope so ❤️
I said: What about my eyes?
He said: Keep them on the road.
I said: What about my passion?
He said: Keep it burning.
I said: What about my heart?
He said: Tell me what you hold inside it?
I said: Pain and sorrow.
He said: Stay with it. The wound is the place where the Light enters you.

- Rumi
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Big love to everyone at Trans Pride in London today. Be loud and beautiful 💕
Trans flag saying TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Dumb bitch summer continues to elude me
Search page on Podswag website showing 'No results could be found for "Dumb bitch"'
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Glassdoor Jobs still struggling to find the real me
Email header from Glassdoor Jobs:
Admin Assistant (Yachting) role at Yachtbuyer: you would be a great fit!
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Oh Glassdoor Jobs, do you even know me at all?
Subject header from Glassdoor Jobs in my inbox: 
Admissions Assistant role at Kiddie Capers Childcare: you would be a great fit!
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Same! I was envisaging this
Giles in Buffy's Fear Itself episode, using a chainsaw to get into the fray house. Anya in the background in a white and pink bunny costume
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Me reacting when someone tells me AI can help me write books.
Buffy Summers in her dungarees, with a black eye and huge gash on her forehead, saying Bite Me ("Helpless" S3)
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Celine Dion with a leather jacket draped over her shoulders, on a corded phone saying, "je telephone a la police"
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
me in the 2nd national security group chat
White woman in bed, propped up on mauve satin pillows, wearing a pink marabou-trimmed robe. She has a breakfast tray in front of her, a soft toy under her arm. She is holding an old fashioned telephone receiver to her ear in one hand and an icepack to her cheek in the other
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
So much to look forward to 🤦‍♀️
The London Economic news: Liz Truss to launch 'free speech' social media platform this summer (headline over an image of Liz Truss)
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Tapping the sign again
Screenshot of tweet from @sodomystan: economy is fr just astrology for straight men. they get so moody cause the NASDAQ is in retrograde
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
With alt text
For Perry Hunter, a high school teacher who voted for Mr. Trump, the tariffs made sense: He felt they were an effective way to raise revenue for a nation in debt. 

"We could have universal health care, we could have free, universal education after high school, we could feed the poor, but we just don't have the money right now," he said.
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Aunticles @aunticles.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I don't drive so I don't really care but I'm putting in a vote for the Morris Minor Traveller
Vintage grey-green estate car with wooden detailing and side-hinged rear doors
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