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Aunt Eef

@aunteef.bsky.social
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Living in the Midwest in a small blue dot in a very red state. Supporter of democracy and TeamPete. Interested in science, nature, bloomscrolling, and politics. Also, cats. she/her. No dms please.

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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe we could take pictures and use them to make postcards! I heard that went over REALLY well with lynchings
This is so disturbing. Imagine claiming to follow Jesus who was publicly executed and then glorifying public executions.

This is the theatre of punishment where authoritarian states rely on the expressive, visible power of "shock punishment" to protect absolute dominance when their political legitimacy feels threatened.

Breaking News: (AP)
Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same, but with fish
White teapot decorated with blue stars, the pot is in the shape of a cat holding a goldfish under its arm. The fish forms the spout
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My legs make the kitties on my new socks look like plus size but they are ready to go out into the world confident in their body image 😻😸
A pair of legs wearing lavender socks with pink and white kittens and ruffled tops
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cartoon character with purple hair and arms crossed says "Cuidado, hay una cámara aquí," in English, "Watch out, there is a camera there."
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤷
A meme, showing a foppish-looking individual in Colonial garb with a tri-corner hat. At the top is the line, “Me regarding every sport ever…” and the picture is captioned, “I say, what a rather robust group of fellows. Which color are we rooting for?”
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🤷
post from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The comic strip character Lucy sits in front of a TV, looking at us with her hands on her knees. Her speech bubble reads, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So a yellow jacket got in while I had to get a package off my porch. Me, for the next 9 hours: jumping at every movement I see out of the corner of my eye until I swat the mfer
A chart titled "Bee or Wasp? How to tell the difference:"

first a pic of a honey bee labeled "bee"
1. Pollinates Flowers
2. Makes Honey
3. Improves The Environment
4. Reluctant To Sting

next to it is a picture of a yellow jacket wasp labeled "wasp"
1. Just An Asshole

fine print below reads "This agrifact brought to you by Henry Kane Farms (tm) (Formerly Henry Kane and the Church of the Final Days, est 1970 (tm)) and Sherwood Forestry, with a grant from the TC MN Co-op extension
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not sure how achievable this is but I truly love "There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos."
post from @stuartpstevens

When Democrats take the House, they must understand they are not a governing party. They are a dissident movement.

Act like it.

First day:

- cut off all funding of Exec. Branch

- vote to nationalize Starlink and SpaceX

- defund ICE

That's the first day.

On the second, get more aggressive.

There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love this update so here it is with alt text
4 panel cartoon. Panel 1 shows the usual meme of an elderly white man in a suit sitting at a table, in front of him is a plate heaped with cookies. Also at the table are a black man, and a white man in a cap and a yellow worker's vest. The younger white man has a plate with one cookie on it. The older man has a speech balloon saying "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie," as he points to the black man. The black man and the man in the cap are looking thoughtfully at each other.

Panels 2 & 3 show the black man and the younger white man pushing the old man out of they way as they pull his plate heaped with cookies away from him. Panel 4 shows the black man and the white man in the cap, each with a plate in front of them with several cookies. They are smiling while each of them eats a cookie. The old man is nowhere to be seen.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
a galimoto toy, made with wire wrapped with brightly colored cloth of a woman riding a bicycle with two parallel wheels
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes I did it @mapquest.com gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
An altered map of Lake Ontario, labeling it Lake of Holy F* We Have a Maniac In Charge
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me, an idiot: [places multiple soft & squishy blankies & cat beds throughout the home] Gracie: eff you I sit where I want
A mostly white cat with gray tabby cap and ears sits on top of a gray toolbox with red latches. The toolbox is sitting on a shelf and on higher shelves, behind the cat, are several teapots in various designs, and other smaller ceramic pieces. The cat's eyes are green and she really doesn't care what fluffy places you have arranged for her to sleep in, she is going to sit on a flat plastic toolbox regardless.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whenever I hear @muellershewrote.com , I think of this. They tried to silence her and boy howdy did that backfire. Thanks Dr Gill for all you do! 🫘
screenshot from Star Wars, showing Obi-Wan telling Darth Vader, "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." They are both wielding light sabers.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A photograph taken with an electron microscope of a tardigrade, otherwise known as a water bear. Tardigrades are typically a tiny fraction of an inch long (the largest will only reach 1.5 mm and most are smaller). The photo has been enhanced with an image of a violin, making it look like the tardigrade is playing the tiniest violin imaginable.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Miss Gracie would like a word
A mostly white cat with gray tabby ears and cap sits on a blue blanket decorated with snowmen. Her front paws are crossed and she is looking at the camera.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This store: ALL SALES FINAL! Do your own stuff! We're not responsible!! Also this store: please like us on socials 🥰❤️🫶🙏 Me: 🤨🙄
Please note: ALL SALES ARE FINAL and are not subject for return, exchanges or credit. All items must be picked up within 10 days. We will help load merchandise when possible but are not responsible for damages. Please bring your own help in the case of moving furniture. Please like us on Facebook and Instagram. Thank You.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A small gray kitten sitting on a blanket looks off to the side, with a caption “oh no.” In the second panel, it looks unconcernedly forward, with the caption “anyway”
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A meme, showing a foppish-looking individual in Colonial garb with a tri-corner hat. At the top is the line, “Me regarding every sport ever…” and the picture is captioned, “I say, what a rather robust group of fellows. Which color are we rooting for?”
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was just out of community college & it was great. Our whole neighborhood dressed up. Somebody whose house was on the river reenacted Washington Crossing the Delaware. People painted historical figures on fire hydrants. I made one of Johnny Appleseed (Dad had apple trees). There was a huge picnic.
four fire hydrants painted as historical figures John Paul Jones, Rochambeau, Alexander Hamilton, and Pulaski
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"There's nothing guaranteed about our democracy. We have to fight for it, defend it, and earn it. Over and over, year after year. That's not a burden. That's what it means to be an American." Thank you, Mr. President.
Post from Joe Biden:
Two hundred and fifty years ago, a group of Americans signed their names to a piece of parchment and made a promise no nation had ever made before: that we're all created equal, endowed by our Creator with unalienable rights--life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

We're the only nation in history built not on ethnicity, or blood, or geography but on an idea. That's always been what makes us exceptional. We chose that path 250 years ago but that's where the work began, not where it ended. Every generation has had to choose it again. At Valley Forge, at Gettysburg, on the beaches of Normandy, in the streets of Selma. Americans recommitted themselves to the principles on which our nation was founded.

Now it's our turn.

There's nothing guaranteed about our democracy. We have to fight for it, defend it, and earn it. Over and over, year after year. That's not a burden. That's what it means to be an American.

250 years in, we still haven't fully lived up to those words in the Declaration. But we've never walked away from them, and this July 4, I hope all of us can commit to one thing: that we never will. I don't believe we're as divided as we're told we are. I've bet my whole life on the American people, and I'm not stopping now.

Happy 250th birthday, America. Our story isn't finished. Let's keep writing it together.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cartoon of a girl sitting in front of a TV, the speech balloon reads "Christ, what an asshole."
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cleaning out a cabinet and found this. Who wants to tell them
A piece of plastic with shattered edges, clearly labeled "break resistant"
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I love this yarrow: one plant with 3 different colored blooms 😍🏵️
A yarrow plant next to a birdbath. The blooms are dark pink, light pink, and pale yellow. The water in the birdbath reflects a blue sky with fluffy clouds.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
shout out to my Square One peeps
IV arms were holding tightly
V times I kissed you lightly
Soooo gooooes

[picture below of a book cover, the title is "The Mathematics of Love"
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Watching the Star Trek TOS episode with the guys with the painted black & white faces & it never ceases to amuse that the super-secret destruct codes are like "1, 1a, 2b" lmao
screenshot from the Spaceballs movie, showing 3 characters, and the text "1-2-3-4-5? I've got the same combination on my luggage!"
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🤔🤷
A photo of a Target store with its trademark red concrete ball outside the front doors
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I set up a new bookshelf and the top shelf is full of totally unrelated blue and white stuff 🤍💙
A bookcase top shelf with a plate from Minnesota, a small ginger jar, a trio of fancy ceramic gentlemen from Vietnam, a small blue book with "enlarged edition" on the spine, and a large ceramic bowl with blue koi design. On the shelf below are some old books and a framed embroidery with a Bayeux tapestry inspired winged doggo.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A man points and the caption reads, "You son of a bitch, I'm in!"
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Me: [provides multiple cozy places for cat to sit/nap] Gracie: eff that I sit where I want
A mostly white cat with gray tabby ears and cap is sitting upright on a toolbox, on a bookshelf with several ceramic teapots behind her
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A reminder as you work in your gardens this summer
Bee or wasp?
How to tell the difference:

[picture of honeybee]
1. Pollinates flowers
2. Makes honey
3. Improves the environment
4. Reluctant to sting

[picture of yellow jacket type wasp]
1. Just an asshole
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all, mothers, mothers-to-be, want-to-be mothers, those who act like mothers, and all you mfers who do for others. My mom, looking hot in a photo shoot near a river, sometimes in the 1940s.
A woman sits at the edge of a flowing river. Her hair is wavy and she leans on one hand. Her dress has a ruffle around her hips. A black and white photo from sometime in the 1940s.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Your pic is GORGEOUS 😍🤩 Here's one I'm proud of, taken from the lighthouse at Mackinaw City. Lakeshore and lake in the distance.
View from the lighthouse tower, showing the railing and part of a red roof, with a United States flag unfurled in the center. A smaller brick building is in the middle distance and the Straits of Mackinaw, lakeshore and lakes are in the distance
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A small gray kitten sitting on a blanket looks off to the side, with a caption “oh no.” In the second panel, it looks unconcernedly forward, with the caption “anyway”
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me: maybe an e-book will be easier to get hold of My library: lol jk
Yesteryear
by Caro Claire Burke

Your holds position: #928 on 41 copies
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
from my daughter 🤣
Y'all... Trump thinking that Catholics are gonna choose him over the Pope is WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
Like that one was definitely not on my bingo card
In all fairness, none of this shit was
This is like the bingo from hell
[laugh emoji reaction]
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Say hello to Georgina, named for my grandmother. She's my daughter's new doggo ❤️🐶 Daughter has made it her life mission to adopt senior pups and give them their best years. I love them both so much ❤️❤️❤️
A very happy fluffy brown doggo sits on a white fuzzy dog bed.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
From "The Black Death" by Philip Ziegler
It is the peculiar virtue of English society that it contrives permanently to remain in a state of transition; no sooner has it crossed one bridge than it is off on its uncertain course across the next one. Sometimes, indeed, it tries to cross two at once.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I heard Gabe Henry on a podcast describe the English language as eight languages in a trenchcoat and I was so tickled by it I made a t-shirt
A blue t-shirt with the words

ENGLISH
eight languages
in a trenchcoat
- Gabe Henry
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hey Gabrielle @designmom.bsky.social , I believe you dropped this 👑
Post reads, "Can't believe women fought to work."

Reply from Gabrielle Blair @designmom, "We didn't fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid."
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Our country was just declared insolvent, inflation is climbing, the Dow is dropping, manufacturing is tanking, and we're stuck in a war of choice with no allies to help us because he has spent a year insulting all of them. These people are genuinely, truly delusional:
From the Treasury website: "Under President Trump's leadership, we are on a path toward unprecedented economic growth, lasting dollar dominance, and fiscal strength and stability," said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. "There is no more powerful way to recognize the historic achievements of our great country and President Donald J. Trump than U.S. dollar bills bearing his name, and it is only appropriate that this historic currency be issued at the Semiquincentennial."
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Corrected image
Adding ALT text

ALT text helps those with sight impairment to understand and appreciate images, or for screenreader software to describe an image. It also helps search engines to find images.
To add ALT text:

- After posting an image, look in the corner for a box labeled “+ALT” and click on the box.
- Your image will open in a separate window, with a box below it for entering text. Click in that.
- Type a description of the image. You have 2000 characters, so be as detailed as you want. About 125 characters is recommended for readability. 
- Include things like:
  * Who/what is in the picture
  * Their expression/attitude
  * Where they are
  * Any outstanding colors
  * Any interesting features

- You don’t need to add words like “an image” or “a picture” of. Screenreaders already know that.
- Click save and the text will be readable by anyone who clicks on the image and can be read aloud by screenreader software.

That’s it!
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The top edge of a building with a red sign shaped like a fish attached to the edge of the roof. Letters on the fish read "Don't look up here"
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I made an open face sandwich for breakfast, smoked chicken sausage topped with cheddar cranberry cheese, sauerkraut, and a drizzle of hot honey, on a toasted English muffin half. It was delish 😋
An oval plate with a sandwich on it topped with sauerkraut. A fork lays across the top of the plate.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
😛😸
2 panels of an illuminated manuscript, the first shows Christ with his hands upraised, there is a small marginal drawing in the corner. 2nd panel shows a close-up of the marginal drawing: it is a cat with its tongue out, licking its butt. Dialogue as follows:
Monk 1: What are you drawing?
Monk 2: It's Christ in Glory, but I'm having some trouble.
Monk 1: You added a cat licking its butt, right?
Monk 2: yeah
Monk 1: I'd say you nailed it.
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
ALL OF THIS. Americans: So Bad At Math 🫤
A post from James Tate saying "Are we great yet?" in response to this post from Chris Lund: "It's hilarious when Americans pity my Norwegian tax rate. And yes. We pay more to the state. In return, we get free healthcare, free college, and 49 weeks of fully paid parental leave. We do not have to crowd-fund our cancer treatments. Your 'low taxes' just mean you pay private corporations a premium for the privilege of still going broke when you get sick. Our system is an investment in human dignity. Yours is a GoFundMe waiting to happen. The math is really not that complicated."

The post has 361 comments, 4.1K reposts, 19K likes and a reach of 243K
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed
Branch of an Eastern Redbud tree with pink-y buds covering the branches
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don't expect this to get a lot of traction, but: Please add alt text, it's not hard & it's kind of fun. Also, please credit artists in a post. I may like an un-alt or uncredited post, but won't likely repost unless those things are included. Artists deserve credit, and alt text is helpful. Thx
Adding ALT text

ALT text helps those with sight impairment to understand and appreciate images, or for screenreader software to describe an image. It also helps search engines to find images.

To add ALT text:

After posting an image, look in the corner for a box labeled “+ALT text” and click on the box.

Your image will open in a separate window, with a box below it for entering text. Click in that.

Type a description of the image. You have 2000 characters, so be as detailed as you want. About 125 characters is recommended for readability. 

Include things like:
- Who/what is in the picture
- Their expression/attitude
- Where they are
- Any outstanding colors
- Any interesting features

You don’t need to add words like “an image” or “a picture” of. Screenreaders already know that.

Click save and the text will be readable by anyone who clicks on the image and can be read aloud by screenreader software.

That’s it!
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Aunt Eef @aunteef.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Not silly at all! I've been asked before :) I have several images I post often and I have a saved doc with the descriptions I can just copy and paste. I'm updating my pinned post to include this image which describes the process and how it is helpful. Thanks for asking!
Adding ALT text
ALT text helps those with sight impairment to understand and appreciate images, or for screenreader software to describe an image. It also helps search engines to find images.

To add ALT text:

After posting an image, look in the corner for a box labeled “+ALT text” and click on the box.

Your image will open in a separate window, with a box below it for entering text. Click in that.

Type a description of the image. You have 2000 characters, so be as detailed as you want. About 125 characters is recommended for readability. 

Include things like:
- Who/what is in the picture
- Their expression/attitude
- Where they are
- Any outstanding colors
- Any interesting features

You don’t need to add words like “an image” or “a picture” of. Screenreaders already know that.

Click save and the text will be readable by anyone who clicks on the image and can be read aloud by screenreader software.

That’s it!
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