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Sandles

@auldnme.bsky.social
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New Zealander. Ex NZ Army. Occasional writer. Active observer of the daily horrors, so, I drink, and I know things. sandysview.com

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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 2h
David Attenborough didn’t say that. It’s fake.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck the USA. What a nation of utter fucking cunts.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Land of the free. What a fucken shit show. What a bunch of fucking cunts.
theguardian.com
Tennessee woman on death row taken to hospital after surviving two lethal injections
Christa Pike, sentenced to death over 1995 murder, was heard snoring 40 minutes after lethal doses administered, witnesses said
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if New Zealand government has a plan to cut all the internet cables when AI goes rogue?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, why?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I go to work. I have a wife. I shop for what I need. I don’t have anything to do with anyone other than that. I don’t socialise. I don’t make or receive phone calls other than for work or appointments. I don’t go out, or have anyone round. I don’t have friends.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, not everyone George. I’d rather put pins in my eyes than spend time with other people in my spare time. I prefer my own space. I actively avoid having anything to do with anyone.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTAF? Yes, the England soccer players couldn’t concentrate on their game against Spain, because they were fretting about Manchester City’s accountants. Fuck my days. Come on now!
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yanks suck. They are the dumbest people in the western world. The yanks infested civilisation with the worst human being on planet earth. Twice. Every American is accountable for this disgusting travesty and pox upon humanity. Because US society is so broken, Trump got elected president, twice
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yanks suck. They are the dumbest people in the western world. The yanks infested civilisation with the worst human being on planet earth. Twice. Every American is accountable for this disgusting travesty and pox upon humanity. Because US society is so broken, Trump got elected president, twice.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve bought a little bit of light reading…
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trumpnomics.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poll after poll have proven that. Nobody on planet earth thinks he’s anything other than the worst president ever. Twice. Except him and his cult.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💯 I’ll never understand why they let him talk such shit and not tell him his fucking bullshit is an insult to the country, collectively walk out so he’s in his own echo chamber with nobody listening.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll never understand why they let him talk such shit and not tell him his fucking bullshit is an insult to the country, collectively walk out so he’s in his own echo chamber with nobody listening.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Village People played a sport at the weekend. It would be Aussie Rules. It is by some margin, the gayest of men’s sports.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not many people know that before Mike Johnson became Trumps lickspittle as speaker of the House of Representatives. He played the character of Mr Burns’s lickspittle, Waylon Smithers, in the popular cartoon show. The Simpsons.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck that cunt. I hope he goes to fucking prison.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So. If Ed Sheeran doesn’t take sides, or engage in politics, that means he wouldn’t turn down an offer to play a gig in Tel Aviv, or Moscow, or Minsk, or Pyongyang, for example?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing as Ed Sheeran has been so vocal that he doesn’t get involved in politics or take sides. To the extent he ditched an opening act in his show who was loudly opposed to the genocide of Palestinians. Thats pretty much taking a side in favour of genocide of Palestinians to me.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran can get fucked. Cowardly cunt.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well the US Government is run by pedophiles, do it’s only natural they’d protect their own
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The US Government is like the Catholic Church. Covering up and reassigning pedophiles. Rather than holding them accountable and punishing them. Hardly surprising given the US President is the pedophile in chief. Fuck the USA.
theguardian.com
UK ministers urged to act after US flies out diplomat accused of possessing indecent images of children
US officials reportedly raided envoy’s London home and took him to American airbase without warning Met police
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s fucken bullshit.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the fuck is wrong with your country that despite the obvious evidence that Trump and his gutless lickspittle are the worst humans alive, enough of your electorate might still vote to put these demonstrably abject fucking scum back in power? Seriously! Your country is fucked.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How does some formerly disgraced, has-been fuckwit who doesn’t have to earn a single vote in a New Zealand general election get to be part of the government? In the unlikely event this coalition of cunts are voted back in?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally found a use for AI. Anyone supporting this shift to the right, try it out yourselves. Question: Has the far right ever resulted in benevolent government?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you know Trump actually led the Foreign Legion to victory at Camarón contrary to the recorded events of the most legendary last stand in Foreign Legion history?
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let’s take a moment to enjoy and appreciate this legendary moment in New Zealand television. Excellent safety advice from New Zealand Police. Safer communities together…😂
youtu.be
Always Blow On The Pie!
YouTube video by Only In New Zealand
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d say his cult are clapping him like seals, but it’s deeply insulting to seals, to describe this scum as clapping like fucking seals.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve never seen wanted a device as much as the new folding iPhone. I’m having one of those. 😍
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The orange amoeba says he’s going to pay every adult yank $5000 if Republicans win the house and senate. That’s $1.35 Trillion. It’s such a ridiculously insane lie on so many levels.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You yanks are fucked. The Republicans are horrible cunts. Trump’s lickspittle. Fuckpigs cowering to the worst human being on planet earth, who is also the President of the most fucked up country on earth. The Democrats are fucking cowards. Your country is a fucking train wreck. Fucking fix it.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I made an observation on FB.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meet the new Natalie
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s going to send jackbooted Nazi’s to claim it.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump wants Space Force to look like Nazi’s.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did you know, if you buy a Chinese car. The Chinese Government potentially has access to everything you do, or say, in that car. They also ultimately control the car itself.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump has effectively said, that he’ll support Argentina in taking back the Falkland Islands. That’s basically a declaration of war against the UK. The UK should immediately expel all US companies trading in the UK. Expel the US embassy and deport or confine all Americans resident in the UK.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Harden up Bruce.
static.klipy.com
Ash Williams: Groovy - Army Of Darkness
ALT: Ash Williams: Groovy - Army Of Darkness
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I expect you can only watch this clip if you’re on FB. I’m guessing this very cute little girl has been spending some quality time with her dad on the farm. Literally crying laughing. EarPods or Headphones on if in public. www.facebook.com/share/r/1JeM...
facebook.com
Facebook
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Little known, pointless fact. If you’re flying from Sydney, in Australia, to London. 25% of your flying time, is over Australia.
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Sandles @auldnme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Clash recorded this in 1977. We’ve been bored with the USA for generations…
youtu.be
The Clash - I'm so Bored with the U.S.A. (Official Audio)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
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