Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I what I would give to have Brak open the really and roast his ass 000
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I figured out a to keep my mouth shit in meetings - I just constantly stuff my face with snack food 000
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You don't want to end up in a white lotus/black mirror type situation 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was at a David Byrne concert two days ago and he stopped the show to talk about being kind to animals because really they are alot like us - it was very touching 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ice cream you scream we all suffer existential angst for ice cream 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have a whole folder of sleeping bodega cats ready to go 020
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I feel like that thing could come to life and teach us all a lesson about love and friendship 000
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"What is so funny?" Me: Oh just laughing at something Weeder said "Who the hell is that?" 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Coming at you like a ray like a rocket like a rayrocket 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026An older Italian gentleman who breaks into stories about Goombas and mushrooms and such 020
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Congrats - I hope someday you get your own Island to start a series of horrific human\animal hybrid experiments 000
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No it is not actually you have to pander so hard you could break your spine 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Holy shit that is nasty - I want it - Those fries look great 110
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It is hard to see but always makes me remember the dog friends I had that are no longer here 000
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Best Bond villian, wrong answers only...static.klipy.comWalton Goggins as Baby Billy on a Jet SkiALT: Walton Goggins as Baby Billy on a Jet Ski 010
Auldhelm @auldhelm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The energy I'm bringing to Bluesky:static.klipy.comPrimo from The Mighty BooshALT: Primo from The Mighty Boosh 010
