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August Kepler 🦦🌌

@augustkepler.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 | Lvl 30+ | IT Industry | Linux | FOSS | Data Privacy & Ownership | 🚫AI | Twitch | Chill | Memes | Casual gamer | FFXIV | Home reno & DIY | #ProudlyInAnUnholyUnion 😂🖕

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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They probably brought out frequency response graphs. These tell you a lot about how the headphones will sound.
A frequency response graph for three different model Sennheiser HD 800-series headphones. The X axis is frequency (pitch) 10Hz to 20kHz from left-to-right, and the Y axis is RMS/Amplitude (volume) from -50dB to +20dB from bottom-to-top. A unique line representing the sound of each pair of headphones wiggle across the graph. The HD 820 has a slight dip around 80Hz and a moderate dip at 300Hz. All 3 headphones have a relatively smooth curve like a flat hill from 10Hz to 2kHz, then a few rough peaks and valleys through 20kHz like a graph of an earthquake.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I updated my phone's wallpaper. Shoutout to @morninchai.bsky.social for blessing us with this creatula.
A screenshot of my phone's home screen. The wallpaper is the original character Coyote Whiteclaw, created by Chai, who is a stereotype of a young adult attending a furry convention. Their body is adorned with mismatched apparel including striped thigh-high socks, a puphood and chest harness, random merch they picked up in the vendor hall, and a fursuit tail; and they're carrying a bluetooth speaker, a red solo cup, and a vape.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You absolutely made my night on Saturday ❤️ I was experiencing a sudden moment of grief and existentialism in the atrium, and the moment I made eye contact with you and the cart full of fire sauce I busted out laughing and left all my burdens behind. TYSM ❤️ (Also, fire sauce is perfect for Beni's)
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I couldn't resist asking hubby @rabidraccoon.bsky.social to do a drawover of this. @zappshot.live
A drawover of a picture of a person sitting and holding a Nintendo Switch Joycon in one hand and a small bird - I think a parakeet - lying on their back in the other hand. The bird was drawn over with Zappshot's character.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Screenshot of recent messages.

Sent:
I promised my mom I was not going to put my life on hold or cancel my plans. I told her I'm going to have fun in Atlanta for her.

She spent her last few years going on cruises with her cousins.

She wants me to go on adventures and enjoy my life as much as I can while I can

And I'm going to do just that

Received:
We're gonna help you accomplish that.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who" or "Transformers"!
Kerfur, from Voices of the Void.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It warms my heart to see Barley thriving and Alex healing. Especially with all the chaos in the world, it means so much to see their joy. ❤️ @allburrnobite.bsky.social @bbnomula.bsky.social
Screenshot of the cooking stream of BarleyTheBurr and BBNO$ - currently live on Twitch and TikTok
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
All I see is this-
A screenshot from Rollercoaster Tycoon showing a wooden coaster with a raised station platform, and a wooden path with a steep grade leading up to the exit.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you own these batteries, you're a real one. 🇸🇪
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Me, confident I finally got everything tuned correctly on the 3d printer. The edges of all my prints:
Meme of Spongebob ascending into heaven
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Me when people ask for help and then don't make themselves available to be helped:
A billboard for a law firm that's been photoshopped with an image of the support character Symmetra from Overwatch, with edited text on the ad that reads, "Injured? Go fuck yourself you injured piece of shit."
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I just wanna look cute 🥹😔 #FFXIV #FFXIVMemes #FFXIVGlamour #Hrothgar #TheStruggleIsReal
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Mlem
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My relationship with anxiety right now.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I have little-to-no artistic experience, but I have access to a drawing tablet and I want to get into drawing, so I figured why not start by making intentionally bad doodles? I think I did alright!
The original "brogle" meme, a child's school drawing of broccoli.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I made a silly thing for our favorite lil kobold @caaaarrrrll.bsky.social who's celebrating their 2-year Twitch partner anniversary and 3-year streaming anniversary!
A recreation of the "brogle" meme of a child's school worksheet, representing Carl's kobold OC, Sully. The fill-in-the-blank text at the bottom reads "What is your favorite vegetable? Koble"
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bro shrunk right before they started filming.
A screenshot from today's Nintendo Direct, April 2, 2025, showing Kouichi Kawamoto,  Producer for Nintendo Switch 2, introduction themself wearing a jacket that appears to be several sizes too big for them.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Them: "Are you enjoying Dawntrail?" Me: - #FFXIV #Dawntrail (Spoiler warning)
A photo of the inside of an Otis elevator, and overlayed is a semi-transparent image of the Dark Mr. Incredible meme.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"I found us a spot." #FFXIV
My Hrothgar character in Final Fantasy 14, sitting on an outdoor mat on a remote floating island where nature is fourishing. In the background there are other floating islands; the one centered in the background has 3 visible waterfalls. Also, this is an S-Tier location to take your date or fuck buddy. I'm just sayin.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Please do something about the transphobes. This behavior is unacceptable and betrays what our community stands for. @furryweekend.com
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
"The music is chill but the level is stress. It's no-touchy!" Playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on SNES original hardware and vibin with @chronusky.bsky.social @pamant.bsky.social
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
😂😂😂
Screenshot of my previous draft in which the text I wrote was all question marks, and the Blue Sky app was asking me if I was writing in Korean.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Tell me this ain't the most Tolkien mf shire-ahh shid you've seen today. The Clubhouse™ at the dog den. @chronusky.bsky.social @pamant.bsky.social
Old, very weathered wooden steps leading into an outdoor shed, lovingly known as The Clubhouse™.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
My current POV
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I was at Sam's Club last week and something made me think of @fordfusionhaski.bsky.social 🍕
Me holding a 3kg can of sausage gravy.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #876,278!
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Americans will use -anything- but the Metric system.
An advertisement for an aluminum folding chair. It's a photo of a person carrying the folded chair through what appears to be a natural park, and there's a diagram shown beside her comparing the weight of the chair, which is 7.28lbs, or the rough equivalent of 7 apples, allegedly.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
I'm just sayin
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Applying to be a bicycle seat, cause I'm trying to get all up in that-
A product advertisement for an IKEA shower head called "Brogrund."
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
When I'm alone at night I spray WD-40 up my asshole.
An ad for a clickbait article which reads "Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucets at Night If You are Alone, Here's Why" including an image of a person spraying WD-40 into their bathtub faucet.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I showed you my stream, pls respond. @juiceps.art
Twitch.tv thumbnail of Juiceps incredibly close to the camera in VR, distorting his face and making his snoot appear MASSIVE.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Well played 👏
A photo of the live performance of Moulin Rouge the musical, featuring the highly popular dance: the "Can Can."
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
If you see this, post a bridge.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
£GBP, the Pound Sterling, or as I like to call them- BRIGHT LITTLE HEAVIES. 🙂
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
If you see this, post a photo with no explanation
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
IT ACTUALLY SLAPS, WTF 🤯
The peanut butter, sweet hot sauce, and jelly sandwich sitting on my plate, half- eaten.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Jesus, take the wheel.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with agave jalapeño hot sauce.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Oh, we're sending bullshit to strangers? I gotchu, fam.
A screenshot of a phishing SMS message in the form of a photo with a link and QR code, imitating the US Postal Service, asking for my address for a package that couldn't be delivered. I replied with a photoshopped image of someone's hairy feet, but the feet are just 2 oversized big toes.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Made do with what we had. I think it turned out fine. The trick-or-treaters seem to find it fun, so that's good.
Front porch decorated for Halloween. Minimal props, mostly colored lighting.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
"What's going on?"
A black cat stands at the front door of this home, looking curiously by the front door on Halloween night.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Depression meme. A stick figure entering the room asks, "Yo you good bro?" The other stick figure, crouched in the corner of the room, dark scribbles everywhere representing unhappiness or depression, they reply, "Yea im good"
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Can't rack up a gas bill if the gas appliances aren't working. #BigBrain #5Head
Bobby Hill with a cartoonishly large brain, from the TV series King of the Hill.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Good morning ☕
A simple color-over of my OC as the tired wojak meme that I threw together on my phone in 5 minutes.
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August Kepler 🦦🌌 @augustkepler.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
I HAVE ARRIVED!
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