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I made it like 3 years without social media but here I go oop oop oop onto the bandwagon.

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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Its Jacob's Well, in Wimberley, TX. I just noticed one other person commented about it too. Macabre hometown pride!
Jacobs well in central tx. A 12-ft wide hole in a limestone river.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Make a Terrible Comic Day is for everyone! Here's a deeply inaccessible joke, unless youre into Candide #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Crudely drawn comic on a post-it note.
Panel 1: Guy managing a garden as cars explode and people shoot each other in the background. Text box contains a quote from Candid, "Let us tend to our garden."

Panel : Close up of the farmer leaning over a daisy as the world burns. He says "Holy Fuck"
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wait I think I fucked it up
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My two wolves:
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
See, this guy's problem is he forgot to scream
4 panel comic. 
1) Man working at desk gets notification on his phone. 
2) The phone reads:"Breaking News. Endless Hell Grows Again!"
3) Man, troubled sets down phone.
4) Returns to work at his computer, with a 1000-yard stare
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I use a Niterider Vmax+180. It comes with a tube mount, but it also has a clip for attaching it to straps and whatnot.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Worked for the dad in the VVitch.
Scene of father character from period horror film The Witch obsessively chopping firewood.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"They took my family"
Flat Newman from Space Jam.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hmm.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social really had the straights pegged. "Every 3rd Hetero Couple"
Cartoon image of an ordinary-looking white woman standing next to an expressionless slab of a man. The man wears a shirt labeling him The Most Racist Man Alive.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
*Finn Scream*
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Reminds me of how in the 70s, people tried to sell Kissinger as a sex icon.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Evan Dahm's webcomics on rice-boy.com are all incredible. Vattu is simply one of the best comics I've ever read.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Im gonna get myself in fightin trim Scope out every angle of unfair advantage Im gonna bribe the officials Im gonna kill alla judges Its gonna take you people years To recover from alla damage Our mother has been absent Ever since we founded Rome But theres gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ursula from Kikis Delivery Service. The cool gal who lives in the woods, draws birds, and dispenses sage life advice to a struggling younger creative.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Grandpa, your orb is muted."
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Showing hole
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Finally, finally picked up my copies of the Bubbline College Special by @cashbrowns.bsky.social! With the variant cover by @chlowski.bsky.social Yall, this comic is really good!
Cover of the Adventure Time Bubbline College Special. Marceline and Princess Bubblegum walk and talk in a library. Cover illustrated by Chloe Stawski.Page from the Adventure Time Bubbline College special. LSP moves in with PB. Art and writing by Caroline Cash.Page from the Adventure Time Bubbline College special. PB order a coffee from barista-Flame Princess. They dont do iced drinks. Art and writing by Caroline Cash.Page from the Adventure Time Bubbline College special. PB and Marceline have been roped into a game of Spin the Bottle oh no! Art and writing by Caroline Cash.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Happy Elrics Burn Down Their Childhood Home Day to all who celebrate 🥳
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
👆I haven't read much Popeye, but I do know this 👆
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This painting, but give them all just the most outrageous jugs. In direct proportion to their rhetorical skills, of course.
The Scooh of Athens, by Raphael 
Renaissance painting depicting famous Greek philosophers.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hank and Peggy Hill recoiling from the screen of their desktop computer.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
90s Wesley Snipes would've been a pretty great Joker.
Wesley Snipes strikes a pose in the film Demolition Man.Wesley Snipes in drag strikes a pose in the film To Wong Foo
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Its giving Junji Ito:
Splash page from Junji Ito's Uzumaki.
Two people's bodies have twisted together into a cord of human flesh.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Lotsa good spiders on my feed today ❤️
Screenshot of Bluesky page featuring 2 seperate posts of cute spiders.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Peter Falk as Detective Columbo giving the "so-so" hand gesture.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What the fuck kind of elementary-school teacher owns 4 Teslas and a Cybertruck?
Hammar, and elementary-school educator, told me he and his family own five Teslas: three model Ys, a Model 3, and a Cybertruck.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill.
Bobby's foot is wrapped in medical bandage. He has applied lipstick and a little face to his big toe
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Shot from DC animated show Creature Commandos.
G.I. Robot (a robot dressed in army greens) scrutinizes the man standing next to him and says:
"That's what a Nazi would say."
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sometimes you watch a movie, and halfway through you realize this is probably gonna be one of your favorite movies ever. Even if at times the movies feels actively hostile. There's a scene that's 60 uninterrupted seconds of loud slurping/chewing, and I'm Mr Misophonia. Loved it regardless.
Poster for the 1985 Japanese film Tampopo
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sword of the Stranger
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My god
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
But wait! There's more!
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Apparently my personality type is "Old Man" Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I've already found memes
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The American War:
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The Cosmic Slumber Tarot by Tillie Walden is my go to. Very femme, very surreal. Here are a few of my fav cards:
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Actor Viggo Mortensen on the set of Alatriste. He is wearing a mix of his costume and street clothes. He has a massive mustache, an enormous leather musketeer hat, and a graphic t-shirt.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Every day I am hounded by the Shrek perverts.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We participated in a golden age of children's animation. And with the state the industry is in now, we won't see anything like it again for decades. A whole generation of kids will be raised primarily on algorithmic slop.
An cartoon portrait of Finn the human and Jake the Dog from Adventure Time.A promotional image from the animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender; featuring principle protagonists Aang, Katara, and Sokka.Cover image from cartoon miniseries Over the Garden Wall. Main characters Wirt, Greg, Beatrice, and [insert frog name] wandering through the woods.Poster image from animated series Gravity Falls. Main characters Dipper and Mabel Pines exploring the cryptid-infested woods of central Oregon.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Behold! The Alpha's man!
Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny. Fully hairless, slathered in hand sanitizer, crawling on a concrete floor.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Took some diggin. This was in 2004, so pre-youtube, pre-facebook, etc. But I found a pic from the Old Settler's Festival. Sarah's the one in Chucks
A group of seven bluegrass musicians perform on stage at an outdoor venue in the daytime. On stage right, four of them (two guitarists, a fiddle, one on banjo and one on mandolin) group together to share a microphone.
On stage left, a man plays upright bass and a woman plays yet another guitar.
The musician playing mandolin is a young Sarah Jarosz.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
"It's the sound of creativity, innit?"
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Spare a thought for every artist who worked on Ghost Rider. "You know motorcycles, those things that are famously hard to draw? What if that was, like, our guy's WHOLE thing?"
Comic book cover for Ghost Rider. The titular ghost rider sits on his bike in an alley, enjoying am uncharacteristic moment of reprieve. He turns around to give the readers a saucy come hither look. Also his head is just a skull on fire.
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's gotta be Dungeons and Dragons (2000)! Jeremy Irons knows exactly what movie he's in and he DEVOURS the scenery
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augustchill.bsky.social @augustchill.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
God help me I just discovered Leather Jacket Willem Dafoe. Mother warned me that the devil would be beautiful.
A poster for the film The Loveless. A young Willem Dafoe is draped in shadows, one hand on his hip, the other rests at his side holding a lit cigarette that aches to be returned to his lips. He is wearing blue jeans and a gleaming black motorcycle jacket, which is unzipped to his bare navel. Willem gazes directly into the camera with an inscrutable expression. Is it curiosity? Contempt? Yearning? Oh god, Willem, say something! I can't bear your silence any longer!
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