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Augie

@augiethetortie.bsky.social
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Aurelius Vaughn Bodien Beeblebrox, the Fourth of Their Name, Empress of the Known Universe, Breaker of Winds, and Grand Potentiate of the Temple of the Enduring Electron. To his equals, he is known as Augie, the moral degenerate. NSFW

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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Stay spooky bitches
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Fuck Ohio's anti-porn laws
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
We need to get angry! We need to take action! youtube.com/shorts/CCUXr...
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Why the heck are all these people out here
YouTube video by Working Families Party
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It was just your average Sunday evening party and no I don't want to talk about it
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Have a safe and happy #MardiGras bitches #tortoise #fucktrump
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Felt pretty, might delete later #tortoise #augie #protecttranskids #surive #fucktrump
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Even if all you can do is wake up and exist, you're doing great! Survival is resistance! #tortoise #fucktrump #killnazis
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@bellablueforever.bsky.social really knows how to properly edge a bad tortoise. If you are ever in new Orleans, check out her shows Whisky and Rhinestones at the Original Night Cap
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you are ever in New Orleans, please do yourself a favor and go to any show with @lovejustlied.bsky.social Sensual, mystical, glorious, perfection
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It's not easy being this cute of a dinosaur. #FuckTrump #ProtectTransKids #QueerJoy
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Find your peace. It might be in good nutrition, loving friends, connecting with the universe, or disconnecting from toxic family. Love yourself and your community
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Snoop Dogg showing his whole ass. What a fucking sell out
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
As a tortoise, I have a responsibility to fuck with every system that seeks to subjugate women #tortoise #augie
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Parkour bitches #tortoise #augie #parkour
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Removing toxic people from your life is the easy part. Recognizing you are the toxic person and you need to remove yourself until you fix yourself is the hard part. [Obligatory booty shot for the algorithms] #tortoise #bootyshot #booty #selfreflection
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
When the terrors follow us into our dreams, our community keeps watch over us. Be loved and be amazing
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Sex work is real work!
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Community is important, friends come in all shapes and sizes, expect police officers #ACAB
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I hope you next year you have even more love and peace in your life. Be amazing 💜
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Today is December 31st, 2024 and Ronald Reagan is still dead
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Augie @augiethetortie.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
At whatever point on the Enduring Electron's path you find yourself, I hope you have peace
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