Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The issue I have with not drinking enough water is it isn't coffee or chocolate flavored--or spiked; spiked might work. Yes. Chocolate flavored spiked coffee water would suit me just fine. 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My Partner asked, "Can you put on your glasses and look at something on me?" With a smile, I replied, "Do I get to choose?" 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026*after coffee and a shower* "Phew... I feel almost human. This is terrible..." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me: *showing Partner some neat sunglasses in a link* Partner: "[I'd choose that pair]--I like psychedelic stuff." Me: "Yes, I know. You're a hippie witch." Me: *eyes light up* "You're my Boho Brujah!" *grins* -- I get playfully smacked...a lot. 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There's freedom to be found when your feet no longer touch the ground; then, when gravity reasserts dominance and you fall inexorably downward, joy to be had from the look of surprise across your partner's face in the moments before you land upon them. P-O-U-N-C-E. POUNCE! 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Our kitty likes to make a break for it when we open the front door. However, it was pouring rain, today, so as quickly as she made her exodus, she turned right around and came screaming back inside: "AAIIIGGGHH!! The world is made of SUCK!!" 010
Reposted by Audr FoxKova𓍊☽𓋼 @twoshortswords.bsky.social · 31/07/2026A little something for my Project Hail Mary fixation🌌 #projecthailmary #art #phm 3787220
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me: *cracking a joke about the cat* Partner: *gets wild-eyed and bites me* Me: "Meh! Why'd you bite me? I was talking about the cat!" Partner: "You've got a backlog built up; I can bite you anytime." 021
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 24/07/2026At the Vet's... Me: *reaches down to pet the cutest little hound-dog puppy* Puppy: *noms on my hand* Woman: "I'm sorry. He's teething. He thinks you're a chew toy." Me: "That's okay. So does my wife." 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Partner: *struggling with assembling something* Me: "Where's the box? Why don't you read the instructions?" Partner: "Cause I'm the guy in this relationship. You know that." Me: *rolls eyes with amusement* 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Partner: *Cheshire smile* Me: *narrows eyes* Partner: "Whaaat?" Me: "You look like you're up to something." Partner: "Not yet... " *Cheshire grin* 000
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 26/06/2026While cooking dinner, Partner drifted through the kitchen and asked, "Is there anything I can do to help?" My reply was, "You can go relax." Admittedly, I'm not quite certain how squeezing my butt helps them relax. 030
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Me: *tucking Partner into bed* Partner: "My squeaky chewtoy." Me: "Oh, you think?" Partner: *self-assuredly* "Yes." Me: *quickly bends to bite at Partner all over* Partner: *squeaks in surprise* Me: *laughs* Partner: *eyes glitter with promise* (It's always worth it... ) 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 18/05/2026*chasing the cat through the apt with arms outstretched* "WoOooOoooo!" *turns a corner to discover Partner undressing* *stops, then grins* 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Me: "You're beautiful... " Partner: "You're beautiful... " Me: "We need to take you to an eye doctor." Me: "No, wait... never mind. God bless your fuzzy vision." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Me: *to cat/in voice reserved for cat* "Can I rub your belly? Does your belly want some loves?" *rubs cat's belly* Me: *to Partner/in voice reserved for cat* "Can I rub your belly? Does your belly want some loves?" Partner: *looks up, smirking dangerously* Me: "They'll probably claw my face." 000
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Partner: *eyeing sandals they chose to wear* Partner: "Now I remember why I don't wear these." Me: "Why is that?" Partner: "Eventually, they start pinching." Me: "Just like me." 000
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Me: *scratching the cat* Cat: *grooms my arm* Me: "You're the very best licker." Me [as cat]: "I've been licking all my life." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Me: *approaches sink* Partner: *steps out of the way* "Do what you need to do." Me: *fondles Partner* Partner: "Aigh! Stop it!" Me: "Mixed signals!" 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Partner: *grousing about minor weight gain* Me: "So, we can go for a walk and change that." Partner: "I'll just come home and want to eat something chocolatey." Me: "I'm not chocolatey." Partner: "I can change that." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Cat: "I see you're wearing a nice black shirt. Be a shame if someone were to climb onto your lap and cover it with fur..." Cat: "Ha! Just joking." *climbs onto my lap* "You should feel privileged to be covered with my fur." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Partner: *stretching out across the bed* Me: *starts getting dressed* Partner: *makes room* "You can sit down... " Me: *takes a seat* Partner: *turns over and wraps themself around me* Me: "Augh! Bed trap!" Partner: *delighted laughter* "Yeeeesss... " 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Partner and Me: *being sickeningly cute together* Cat: *hoark!* Me: "Welp.. we made the cat puke." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 16/03/2026After having massaged Partner's shoulders. Me: "If only kisses could make it all better." Partner: *smiles* "You could try..." Partner: "Want to kiss the pain in my butt?" Me: *shrugs* "Okay." *starts kissing myself* 110
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Partner: "Is there anything I can do for you?" Me: "No, Love. I'll be okay." Partner: "You want me to bite you?" Me: *smirks/sidelong glance* "I don't think that's for me." Partner: *grins maniacally* "I think it's win-win." 110
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Me: *using voice reserved for Cat* "I'm gonna squeeze, and rub, and love on your butt!" Cat: *swishes tail* Partner: "Ooo! Swishy!" *notices I've been looking at them* Partner: *narrows eyes/smirks dangerously* Me: "Ooo! Swishy!" 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Cat: "Meow! [Follow me!]" Me: "Why are we going to the kitchen?" Pretty sure that's our kitty's favorite room; if it had windows to watch birds from and cushy spots to lay, she might never leave. Cat: "[The world will end if you don't FEED ME!]" Me: "I know, I know. I'm saving the world... " 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Discussing generational shifts in 'attractiveness', my partner mused that opposed to what others their age found attractive, they liked "the weird ones." After a moment's self-reflection, I replied, "I can't even argue that." 020
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Me, driving past a scenic lake, to my partner: "I think I just saw a loon. I mean... besides you." Them: *narrows eyes* "I love you, too." Me: "That's why you're a loon." 030
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Me: "I adore you more and more every day." Partner. "You're more and more adorable every day." I'm pretty sure --considering the growing number of crazy hair I discover-- what they really mean is that I look more like a Muppet with each passing day. 030
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Partner: "What are you doing?" Me: "Pestering." Partner: "You should be driving." Me: "I can drive and pester. Pestering is second nature for me." Partner: "Oh, I know." They really emphasized that last bit for some strange reason. 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Me: *threatens to molest the cat* Me: *as cat* "Noo... don't molest me! Molest them, instead." Me: "Well, okay... if you insist." *molests Partner* Partner: "MeEHHhhh!" *eyes flash* Me: *points to cat* "She told me to do it..." 010
Audr Fox @audrfox.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Partner: *wistfully remembering years as an artist* Partner: *looking at me with love* "I would want to draw you..." Me: *faux revulsion* "Jeebus... 'horror'..." 020
