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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Chatbots (*the* interface for LLMs) are more like "chit" -- a voucher, an obligation, an IOU, a bind -- than "chat" 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/chit-chat/
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Chit Chat
Chit: an official note, sometimes a voucher or an IOU; a slip of paper that grants permission Chat: an informal conversation; a friendly talk Chit-chat: "A reduplication with vowel variation of chat...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The purpose of education, if there is "education" under techno-fascism/Christian Nationalism, is compliance and control. "AI" serves this perfectly. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/how-do-you-w...
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How Do You Want to Be Remembered?
"The best way to honor Charlie’s memory," California Governor Gavin Newsom said, "is to continue his work." And so we've seen in the last week: the targeted harassment of those who've spoken out about...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Today's bird is the screaming piha. Just a wee little thing, but one of the loudest birds in the world. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/voices-carry...
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Voices Carry
I'm truly at a loss of what to say today. (Last week. It lingers, doesn't it.) So (I guess) let me just repeat a point I've made repeatedly: one of the saddest rationales for using "AI" is for "brain...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sowing and reaping etc 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-watch-li...
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The Watch List
In a children's literature class at Texas A&M University this summer, a student interrupted the professor as she began to recap some of the previously covered material, "remarks on gender and sexualit...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Someone asked me to listen to the latest Hard Fork episode on AI in schools, and I tried. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/booster-shot...
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The Booster Shot
A couple of weeks ago, Ed Zitron published one of his epic rants -- the kind that, as he warned newsletter readers, is probably better read on the web than via email: it’s 16,000 words long; so long t...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Brood parasitism is not a perfect metaphor, by any means, for AI, for the offloading of ed-tech development onto teachers and students, for the vampiric practices of VCs ... but it's the bird I went with to head this week's news round-up... 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/brood-parasi...
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Brood Parasites
Humans have always invested great meaning in birds. No surprise, what with the feathers, the flight. Each week, when I look at all the stories that've been told about education and technology and try ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Talk of "inevitability" is a thought-terminating cliche, as Robert Jay Lifton called it -- language associated with brainwashing and cults, with shutting down criticism and agency 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/thought-term...
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Thought-Terminating Clichés
Last week, Max Read asked "Is the 'AI' 'bubble' 'bursting'?" – those scare-quotes strategically deployed to encourage readers to question what we mean when we talk about "AI" or "bubbles," when we pre...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
How did public education in the US end? "Gradually, then suddenly." 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/i-know-what-...
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
If you were to tell the story of the end of public education in the US, you wouldn't begin with the Trump Administration's bluster about closing the Department of Education. You wouldn't begin with Tr...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Addressing "AI" (and the technofascism accompanying it) is going to take more than a little blurb on the syllabus this fall 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/back-to-scho...
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Back to School Talk (Obligatory)
[Depending on your geographic location] It's almost/already back-to-school season, which always means a flurry of aspirational, inspirational stories (and their opposite) about ed-tech gadgetry, along...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
AI is automating the mistrust between faculty and students 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/education-as...
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Education as Prediction Market
In their bestseller AI Snake Oil, Arvind Narayanan and Sayash Kapoor open their chapter on "How Predictive AI Goes Wrong" with a story from Mount St. Mary's University: how, in 2015, the school had co...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Americans love a hoax. Maybe it's culture. Maybe it's capitalism. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/llm-as-mlm/?...
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LLM as MLM
No one likes to be wrong. But perhaps what bothers people even more than making a mistake is being made a fool, being tricked or duped. It's no surprise then that many folks bristle at the assertion ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We are dismantling our shared future – quite explicitly – by embracing the ideology and practice of the tech industry, one that promises radically individualized optimization but that is predicated on prediction, prescription, and compliance. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/prescriptive...
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Prescriptive Practices
Math teacher Michael Pershan wrote an excellent newsletter this week, and I'd like to start there rather than with the ubiquitous stories about the underwhelming roll-out of OpenAI's latest GPT. Mich...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Our society has prioritized productivity and efficiency over learning for a century now, so when Altman et al say AI is a "PhD in your pocket," they don't mean "smarter" as much as "cheaper" and "faster" 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/education-an...
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Education and the New Cult of Efficiency
Raymond Callahan's 1962 book Education and the Cult of Efficiency remains a classic study of public education in the US, chronicling how in the early twentieth century schools' goals became business g...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Education and ed-tech have always been bound up in arguments about national security 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/ballistic-mi...
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Ballistic Misses
Simon Ramo published his essay "A New Technique in Education" in 1957 in Engineering and Science, a journal published by Caltech to showcase the institution's research. "A noted scientist proposes som...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
We have had a century of “big data,” seventy years of “AI,” decades and decades of Bill Gates' bullshit and “computers in the classroom.” It's batshit to believe that this time this time, the ed-tech is going to be good 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/degenerate-a...
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Degenerate: Against Education at Scale
Ed-Tech Criticism. AI Refusal.
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
When the "AI" boosters reduce the Socratic method to a system prompt: "Aim for a good back-and-forth." 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-alpha-be...
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The Alpha Bet
Sometimes you have to repeat yourself. Sometimes you didn't say things clearly the first time. Sometimes your intended audience didn't hear you or they didn't listen. Sometimes there were louder voice...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
"AI" promises friendship without risk of conflict; it promises relationships without the burden of reciprocity; it promises frictionlessness in all things 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/push-button-...
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Push-Button Promises and (Not) Doing Hard Things
Although I linked to it in Friday's newsletter and even embedded the Instagram clip, I have not been able to stop thinking about Ocean Vuong's remarks on how social media has shaping students' thought...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The ed-tech vision: Everything and everyone is a machine to optimize and control. Everything and everyone is a market to be exploited. Teachers and students are utterly, utterly expendable 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-prime-di...
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The Prime Directive
Over a decade ago, at the height of the MOOC madness, many people crowed excitedly about "the end of college" – not because the various technologies they believed would enable this were any good (by "...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"AI" is designed to make us feel like we need it, feel like we're bigger better faster stronger cleaner smoother jazz hands... 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/how-does-it-...
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How Does It Feel?
Abetted by technological and military might, finance capital has achieved its hegemony over the Earth by annexing the core of human desires – Achille Mbembe, Necropolitics Last week, METR released th...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Imagine a future without "productivity software" -- no, not because "AI" but because, you know, liberation 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-agents-o...
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The Agents of Unproductivity
"Could AI slow science?" Sayash Kapoor and Arvind Narayanan ask, and proceed to poke a sizable hole in one of the major claims about "AI" – about its application in healthcare, in education, and beyon...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is about Johnson & Johnson and corporate malfeasance, and health. And, of course, it's about education technology, corporate malfeasance, and health 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/bad-company/...
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Bad Company
For decades, Johnson & Johnson was one of the most trusted brands in the world. The maker of bandaids and baby shampoo, its name was associated with care for our health and our bodies and, more import...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ed-tech is sponsored content 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/into-the-bre...
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Into the Breach
There's been plenty of ink spilled in the last week in response to The New York Times's story on NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani and his college application to Columbia University, in which he ti...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
On "selective moral disengagement," and the "Gernsback Continuum" in ed-tech (but above the fold, for free subscribers, some thoughts on reading books vs "brainstorming" with the bullshit machine) 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/read-receipt...
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Read Receipt
One of the popular uses of "AI" that I truly do not understand involves "brainstorming" – and okay, I admit, I truly do not understanding using "AI" at all with what we know about its politically, psy...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's an all-out war on children 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-raw-and-...
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The Raw and the Cooked
You know how last week I had some good news? Yeah, well... that was nice, wasn't it. Because this week – Happy Fourth of July! LOLSOB – everything isn't just bad, it's dire. Trump's "Big Beautiful Bi...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You might think "AI" offers a meaningful vision of a better world, but damn, "AI" is some Andrew Cuomo level shit: just this empty but entitled presumption that we will all keep going along with the exploitation. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/a-better-wor...
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A Better World is Possible
Greetings from Maine where Kin, Poppy, and I are visiting family for a few days. As such – as summer – today's missive is a little shorter than usual. And, quite unlike recent emails, today's newslet...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Feedback" -- a metaphor of engineering -- is how we assess machines, how we assess one another, how we assess ourselves. How does this metaphor shape how we think about thinking? About our relationships to one another? 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-machiner...
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The Machinery of Feedback
Several weeks ago, a commenter suggested the word "howlround" to describe the dangerous tendency of LLMs to "glaze" their users – to provide responses that are self-reinforcing in both substance and s...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Honestly I don't care whether "AI" works, whether it "reasons." I care that it harms 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/war-pigs/?re...
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War Pigs
While I was pleased to see millions of Americans turn out for last weekend's protests, I have to say I've spent this week more depressed and more worried than ever about the road ahead. Perhaps it was...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
On AI as a symptom and a cause of grief and trauma -- pandemic related and otherwise 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/grief-and-tr...
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Grief and Trauma and "AI"
I recently finished reading Geraldine Brooks's memoir Memorial Days, about the sudden death of her husband, author and journalist Tony Horwitz. It was fine, I thought; others have given the book much ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
There is no education in the "AI" eschatology -- but a future where the planet is covered in data centers and surveillance cameras. We have to resist. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/bird-of-pray...
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Bird of Pray
"This is not right. This is not right." @justsayuhatebasketball I know this is a basketball page but I can’t think about hoops 🏀 right now. 🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 PROTECT YOURSELVES AND YOUR ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I've noticed a lot of talk of "shaming" lately -- finger-wagging about shaming, in particular -- which strikes me as politically regressive 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/no-shame/?re...
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No Shame
There was a time when Elon Musk was positioned as some sort of tech genius, appearing in the second Iron Man movie with a cameo that implied that he was some sort of a real-world Tony Stark. There wer...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Instead of words written and read by and for and with one another – cultivating and sometimes clashing our ideas, loves, lives together – we're encouraged to sit alone and click on the fake-friend-fact-factory. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/hard-times/?...
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Hard Times
"'Now, what I want is, Facts. Teach these boys and girls nothing but Facts. Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else. You can only form the minds of reasoning a...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
How do you measure "intelligence"? 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/intelligence...
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Intelligence Testing Regimes and Theatrics
How shall we ever conceive However express a new idea If we are bound by the categorization That delivered our problem to us In the first place ? -- Stafford Beer How do you measure intelligence? Yo...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Parts of Silicon Valley have sought to undermine and "unbundle" higher ed for a while now, and AI and MAGA in concert aim to accelerate that 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/drdoom/?ref=...
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Doctored Doom
Back in 2012 ("the year of the MOOC"), when Sebastian Thrun told Wired that, in fifty years time there would only be ten universities left in the world and his startup Udacity had a chance to be one o...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Some thoughts on obedience and resistance 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/ai-and-the-a...
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Authoritarianism and the Agentic State (and Andor)
(I'm interested in questions of agency, and how automation and artificial intelligence serve to undermine this – agents versus agency, I've previously argued. It's particularly striking that "agents" ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Political reporting and stereotypical Midwest diner... but for (education) technology reporting and AI 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-ai-diner...
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I Am Waiting at the Counter for the Man to Pour the Coffee
Political reporters love a Midwest diner. Even though most Americans live in urban areas, even though a third of Americans live in California, Texas, Florida, or New York, even though around 40% live ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
On an intellectual diet of weaponry, and on resisting the computational machinery of war. *For Isaiah* 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/swords-into-...
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Swords into Plowshares
Yesterday marked my fifth Mother's Day without him. Tomorrow is the fifth anniversary of his passing. My beautiful boy, for whom I still grieve and will grieve every day forever; and despite his death...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Love yourself, love the world enough to think and learn 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/ai-slop-educ...
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AI Slop Education
There's a tendency to write about technological change as an "all of a sudden" occurrence – even if you try to offer some background, some precursors, some concurrent events, or a longer, broader pers...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Talk about AI is clearly meant to inspire awe, not foster understanding. 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/what-we-talk...
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What We Talk about When We Talk about AI in Education
What do folks mean when they talk about AI in education? Most of the time – and I'm certainly at fault here too – no definition or description of AI is even offered. You’re supposed to just known what...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Generative AI will tell people what they want to hear in the voice they want to hear it in: a rational and reasonable oracle, but in the end, one whose revelations are biased and destructive 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/sycophancy-a...
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Sycophancy as a Service
On Sunday, Ben Smith published a lengthy investigation into what he describes as "The group chats that changed America" – the private, digital banter of venture capitalists, tech executives, and influ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
On cheating 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/dishonor-cod...
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Dishonor Code
Tressie McMillan Cottom recently offered a neat little summary of how universities have responded to generative AI: "Academics initially lost our minds over the obvious threats to academic integrity. ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
What sort of "AI literacy" will the government/industry be pushing as it's made clear one is never supposed to ever mention "bias"? 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/executive-di...
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Executive Disorder
On Wednesday, President Trump signed an executive order: "Advancing Artificial Intelligence Education for American Youth." You should approach this as a Rorschach Test, of sorts: use it to evaluate w...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
When the ed-tech imaginary turns deeply dystopian 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/matter-and-d...
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Matter and Dystopia
I'm not sure if we can call it an official launch – there's no actual product yet – but a new education company Matter and Space unveiled its website last week. The company, co-founded by former SNHU ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The word "generative" makes AI sound abundant, benign, generous. But AI is a carceral technology, and the Trump Administration is making that very very clear 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/ai-is-carcer...
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AI is Carceral Ed-Tech
I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the casual observation that "schools are prisons," even if there are undoubtedly schools that do almost everything in their power to circumscribe the freedom...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
On the history of individualization and intelligence testing in education 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/technologies...
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Technologies of Individualization Are Technologies of Inequality
The 74 published an op-ed this week, penned by an AI industry consultant, invoking Sputnik and claiming that "AI education is the new space race." I'm going to set aside its problematic call for "AI l...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
how can you, in good conscience, compel any student to use any piece of education technology right now, knowing that there are no assurances that this information will not be shared with the US government and used against them? 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/breaking-the...
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Breaking the Spell
The dire wolf is not back. The New Yorker tried to convince us otherwise this week, with an article that surely makes one wonder what happened to its famed fact-checking department. Extinct, I guess, ...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
On the allure (and the annoyance) of conversational agents and chat interfaces 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/who-cares-to...
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Who Cares to Chat?
In 2016 Microsoft made headlines when it debuted Tay, a chatbot modeled to speak like a teenage girl, which rather dramatically turned into a "Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours," as The Telegrap...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
To embrace AI is eschatological -- it's to embrace salvation at the end of the world 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/friday-2/?re...
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No Future in Our Dreaming
It's been another very dark week, hasn't it. Not even Cory Booker's act of elocutionary endurance could shake me out of the gloom. It's a personal gloom, no doubt – this week marked the five year ann...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Anytime someone insists that a technology is inevitable, they're asking you to give up any say you might have over your future 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/automating-d...
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Automating Mistrust
According to some of the surveys that its evangelists are prone to cite, AI is now everywhere in education – or if not now, then soon, widely and excitedly adopted by the majority of teachers and stud...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
How can anyone cultivate a moral relationship to creative and intellectual work – their own and others' – if we're building it atop (or rather, pushing a button to autogenerate from) a technology of deception and theft? 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-plagiari...
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The Plagiarism Machine
If you don't mind, I'd like to return to that other big story that appeared recently in The Atlantic. No, no, not the one where editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg describes how he was added to the Trump...
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Audrey Watters @audreywatters.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- some thoughts on the dangerous, anti-democratic politics of ed-tech 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/the-dangerou...
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The Dangerous Politics of Ed-Tech
The Secretary of Education Linda McMahon will speak at the ASU+GSV Summit next month. The conference makes no mention in its blurb promoting the Secretary's appearance of what happened last week: Pre...
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