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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff

@audreyruoff.bsky.social
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Author HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED (out now) VENGEFULLY MATCHED (fall 2026) used to teach HS English, now I teach MS ELA still assigns reading in random conversations She/her 💖💜💙 🌈 Insta & Tiktok: audreygoldbergruoff rep: Jessica Mileo at InkWell Management

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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
important question how do I find my thriends & insta friends & my (before it was awful) twitter friends here 👀 where are you writers & teachers who know books can heal the world & should not be banned, ai is trash, and humans who can behold the wonders of space can do better at empathy??
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ok and also, who could possibly look at the gorgeous pictures of planet earth and think they want to do destruction and not stewardship and caretaking of this thing GOOD GRIEF PEOPLE
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I forgot about bluesky again so here is a brief update of the things that have been occupying my time: trying to create hope in a classroom and on the page in a world on fire, the MOON, men in overalls (???) with snake tattoos, and books, books, always books
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I am going to be the first to say that I struggle to keep moving platforms, AND I will try to keep up with this one, and you can always find my information on my website, audreygoldbergwrites.com
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This is the website for author Audrey Goldberg Ruoff, who writes witchy romantic comedies. Her debut novel, Hopelessly Teavoted, comes out September 16, 2025, and it's stand alone companion, Vengefull...
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The only spell I have against hopelessness at the moment is to help community. So if you would like to support Marylanders in need (we have so many federal workers) here's my MD Food Bank fundraiser mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...
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Donate to the Maryland Food Bank
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I LOVE THIS BOOK AND DALLAS SO SO MUCH!!!! English teacher approved, romcom author approved, I approve this book on so many levels; agents get ready to fall for these two 🥳
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Agents!!! Check out this amazing romcom by my RTM mentee; it's SO GOOD, romcom + Kdrama vibes = the next book of your heart
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
if you are wondering did I reactivate my entire bluesky account for the sole purpose of boosting two very specific romcoms I'm excited about in a pitching event, yes, yes I diiiid
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hopelessly Teavoted is available for request on NetGalley and Edelweiss!!!!!
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
That B&N sale is still going today if you're thinking that what you really need is to buy future you a special treat: a spooky sparkly witchy romcom that imagines a slightly kinder version of our world. Hopelessly Teavoted! Coming Sept. 16!
A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Ned and Chuck kissing through plastic wrap in Pushing DaisiesA graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Taylor Swift in a pink jacket and rhinestone glasses from the You Need to Calm Down music videoA graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Barbara and Adam Maitland in BeetlejuiceA graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Morticia and Gomez dancing a romantic tango in The Addams Family
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you don't know Claudia, she's an absolute GEM and I am so so excited for her!!!
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hopelessly Teavoted has a cover, and honestly, it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 💖💜💙
 the cover of HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff. It’s a purple cover with a magical teashop, a white woman with brown hair, jeans with rolled cuff, and a puffy pink jacket. She’s leaning into but not touching a white man with curly dark hair, black pants, and a green blazer. There is a little white fluffy cat and a sign on the teashop in the shape of a teapot that says A Novel. The art is by Camila Gray.
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
trying to post this everywhere it might reach someone who needs it now: Struggling? National Suicide Hotline call or text 988 The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386 (updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org )
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I both don't have the time or energy to find people on a new platform AND have seen the social network, one of the most chilling horror films of our time, so here I ammmm
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I have two writing modes, hyper fixates and writes thousands of words a day or stares at a blank screen longingly for hours, there is no in between
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Music wrap up lists always remind me about discovering that not everyone has a running soundtrack and narration in their head and then I get stuck on the beauty of the brain and its many variations and yes, there’s a soundtrack and lighting to that thought, too
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Every time I step away from socials for a little bit, even just a week, I forget completely how to do them
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Social media advertising does work well on me and in related news I’m super excited for my ceramic cat menorah to get here
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Tis the season! of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ok but I have two people I really want you all to meet, however they are fictional, I did make them up completely, and you can’t actually meet them until like next fall
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m back to dreaming of new romcom plots so that’s a thing RIP my tbw list
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Since we are here now (I hope) let’s be friends if you love reading or writing contemporary and speculative romcoms, if you love the Addams family and all things spooky and sparkly and swiftie, and if you know books are inherently political and that abortion access for all is a basic human right💖 😘✨
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Reminder that my tactic for answering holiday questions like “oh shouldn’t I write a book instead” or “don’t you think I’d be able to sell my book if you did?” Is absolutely I do. Yes.
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a woman is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says absolutely i do .
Alt: a woman (Pam from the show The Office) is sitting in front of a window with blinds and saying absolutely i do .
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Dahlia Adler 📚 @missdahlelama.dahliaadler.com · 25/11/2024
'Tis a wonderful time of year to help kids having a rough time feel the love. You can buy gifts for: Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581... Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h...
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok but that picture of the a i bros could literally be a picture of the same dudes in a creative writing workshop who will tell you that you’re unwieldy in your metaphor use and then fade into anonymity while you succeed in writing, so is disruptor another word for a new way to be a mediocre man or?
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m not sure who else needs this reminder but don’t forget to pin whatever it is that you want to pin on Bluesky, too. Love, someone juggling too many socials always
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I always joke that there’s a sock faerie that steals single socks but I just found a child’s sock sitting in the glass sconce of a ceiling lighting fixture and my kindergartener was like oh THATS where it went so I guess I have discovered the identity of the sock faerie 🧚
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ok everyone tell me your favorite comfort romcom book please
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
here is a little bit of joy: in the spring, I wrote many letters of recommendation for my high school juniors (typically teachers write those in the fall; or at least that's what I've done for the past decade & a half, but I was leaving the classroom, so I wrote them & emailed them to myself). (1/3)
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The only drama I want to see writers stirring up is dramatically contacting your reps - I wanna see the same energy that we bring to discourse but for phone calls, emails, and organizing to stop the spread of fascism, go
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Round Table Mentor @roundtablementor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Our ‘Ask Me Anything’ event begins tomorrow on Insta & X! Prepare your questions for a specific mentor, or for any mentors taking that day’s category! Nov 19: Adult/NA Nov 20: YA Nov 21: MG Nov 22: PB, GN, Screenwriting, Short stories, NF #roundtablementor #writers #writingcommunity
Text: Mentors prepping for tomorrow’s AMA. Image: Bougie ginger cat in sparkly sunglasses, cape and pearls sits on tan couch with houseplant and lamp behind.
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have a good feeling about Bluesky (finally) and I’ll take any good feelings at this point so let’s do this 💙
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Sarah Adler @sarahadlerwrites.com · 18/11/2024
My husband told me a review of one of my books said they dropped a star from their rating because it was "too vulgar" and every time that happens someone somewhere gets to orgasm while screaming profanities and I think that's beautiful 🥹
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hi Bluesky friends! I’m Audrey, and I write books. My debut is an adult Addams Fam x Pushing Daisies witchy romcom, Hopelessly Teavoted, coming fall 2025. I taught HS English for 15 years up until June, and am currently writing & wrangling two small kids, one witchy cat, and one scrappy dog.
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Every time I sit down to try to find people here something distracts me so either wait for me friends or say hi directly so I can find you here 💖
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
LISTEN THIS BOOK IS SO SO SO GOOD, IT'S AUTHOR IS AMAZING, AND I LOVE THEM TOO DEARLY FOR ANY LOWERCASE LETTERS AHHHHHHHHHHH 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍
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Noelle Monét | BOUND BY FURY out now!! @noellemonet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
✨HOW IT STARTED // HOW IT'S GOING✨ I'm THRILLED to announce that my debut YA fantasy BOUND BY FURY will be published with S&S in Spring of 2026! I am endlessly grateful for my incredible agent Jenissa Graham at Bookends Lit & DREAM editor Sarah McCabe for making my dreams come true! 🧵 1/11
photo of the first ever printed version of this manuscript, formerly titled BLACK MOUNTAIN ACADEMYKai and Harper from BOUND BY FURY in the bottom left corner, a green zodiac wheel behind the announcement with forest in the back.BOUND BY FURY
By Noelle Monet
Children's: Young Adult Fiction
Today
Noelle Monet's BOUND BY FURY, a debut contemporary fantasy pitched as Legendborn meets Mystic Falls, where a rage-inducing encounter awakens abilities in a sixteen-year-old, leading her to an elite boarding school in the North Carolina Mountains, where she unravels a tale that spans generations, but the truth about her family's connection to the town's racist past comes at a cost—becoming a prophecy incarnate, to Sarah McCabe at Margaret K. McElderry Books, in a six-figure deal, at auction, in a two-book deal, for publication in spring 2026, by Jenissa Graham at BookEnds (NA). UK: jgraham@bookendsliterary.com
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It’s going to take me a little bit to catch up and find everyone here, but hello (again) blue sky 💖 hope this turns out better than the rest
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
hello millionth social media outlet I forgot about
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
NEWS: HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU is coming in 2025 My angsty witch & his sparkly neighbor with death powers have the most magical home (outside of Hart Manor). I’m excited to work with Melanie & the team at Atria Books, thanks to my fairy godmorticia agent @evascalzo.bsky.social
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff's HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU, pitched as about a grumpy Addams Family–inspired witch; the devil-gifted, sunshine girl-next-door he's been in love with forever; and the PUSHING DAISIES–esque curse keeping them from laying a single ungloved finger on each other, to Melanie Iglesias Perez at Atria, in a good deal, for publication in spring 2025, by Eva Scalzo at Speilburg Literary Agency (world).
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
time to say that when I can share witchy Addams Fam romcom news (and new commissioned art to go with that news) you’ll be able to make sure you don’t miss it if you sign up for my substack. I’ll post it too if newsletters are not your thing, but just in case they are: audreyruoff.substack.com
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Just Your Cup of Tea | Audrey Goldberg Ruoff | Substack
words, words, and more words from Audrey. Click to read Just Your Cup of Tea, by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Oh no blue sky I didn’t mean to forget you!!! Stay tuned for news soon 👀✨
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Supposed to be focusing on the witchy romcom for reasons but also I have a queer dread pirate fantasy and also I have a contemporary Empire records meets Star Wars nerdcom and anytime I hear any of those topics mentioned I am incapable of stopping myself from yelling about them; I have no chill
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I’m extra visible today and all my many bi characters are too 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
So what are we calling vague tweets over here because I have things happening with the Addams family x Pushing Daisies romcom 👀 vague little cloud?
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
I saw a draft of pirate book art with color now and it is ✨everything✨
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Starting Wednesday of this week with BIG spooky season & “I’d kiss you if it wouldn’t kill me” vibes. Happy Wednesday (Addams) it’s time to stare longingly at art of Hopelessly Teavoted to You, the way Gomez And Morticia would stare at each other. ✨💖🖤✨
A family portrait illustration done in the style of Addams Family. A white haired Witcher looking man in a pinstriped suit, a long black haired woman with green eyes and dark red lips in all black, and a son and daughter, the son curly black haired and the daughter long black haired wearing a Wednesday Addams inspired collared dress. The kids are in their late 20s, the parents in their mid 40s. It's inspired by the Addams Family. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.An illustration of a couple staring into each other's eyes on a starry yellow background. She is white, with wavy brown hair and a pink top, jeans, and bright pink fluffy jacket. He is white with curly black hair, a black shirt, dark gray pants and a green jacket. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.An illustration of a white man with curly black hair and greenish brown eyes smiling on a blue starry background. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.An illustration of a white woman with bright green eyes and wavy brown hair on a yellow starry background. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
this was a really good Monday
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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Time to admit I’ve been pronouncing this blueskie rhymes with brewskie in my head and not blue sky for whatever reason 💀
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