Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026important question how do I find my thriends & insta friends & my (before it was awful) twitter friends here 👀 where are you writers & teachers who know books can heal the world & should not be banned, ai is trash, and humans who can behold the wonders of space can do better at empathy?? 020
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026ok and also, who could possibly look at the gorgeous pictures of planet earth and think they want to do destruction and not stewardship and caretaking of this thing GOOD GRIEF PEOPLE 030
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I forgot about bluesky again so here is a brief update of the things that have been occupying my time: trying to create hope in a classroom and on the page in a world on fire, the MOON, men in overalls (???) with snake tattoos, and books, books, always books 030
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I am going to be the first to say that I struggle to keep moving platforms, AND I will try to keep up with this one, and you can always find my information on my website, audreygoldbergwrites.comaudreygoldbergwrites.comAudrey GoldbergThis is the website for author Audrey Goldberg Ruoff, who writes witchy romantic comedies. Her debut novel, Hopelessly Teavoted, comes out September 16, 2025, and it's stand alone companion, Vengefull... 020
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The only spell I have against hopelessness at the moment is to help community. So if you would like to support Marylanders in need (we have so many federal workers) here's my MD Food Bank fundraiser mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...mdfoodbank.funraise.orgDonate to the Maryland Food Bank 132
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025THIS IS NOT A DRILL I LOVE THIS BOOK AND DALLAS SO SO MUCH!!!! English teacher approved, romcom author approved, I approve this book on so many levels; agents get ready to fall for these two 🥳 120
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Agents!!! Check out this amazing romcom by my RTM mentee; it's SO GOOD, romcom + Kdrama vibes = the next book of your heart 130
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025if you are wondering did I reactivate my entire bluesky account for the sole purpose of boosting two very specific romcoms I'm excited about in a pitching event, yes, yes I diiiid 260
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Hopelessly Teavoted is available for request on NetGalley and Edelweiss!!!!! 140
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 07/02/2025That B&N sale is still going today if you're thinking that what you really need is to buy future you a special treat: a spooky sparkly witchy romcom that imagines a slightly kinder version of our world. Hopelessly Teavoted! Coming Sept. 16! 070
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 30/01/2025If you don't know Claudia, she's an absolute GEM and I am so so excited for her!!! 030
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Hopelessly Teavoted has a cover, and honestly, it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 💖💜💙 165012
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 23/01/2025trying to post this everywhere it might reach someone who needs it now: Struggling? National Suicide Hotline call or text 988 The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386 (updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org ) 041
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I both don't have the time or energy to find people on a new platform AND have seen the social network, one of the most chilling horror films of our time, so here I ammmm 090
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I have two writing modes, hyper fixates and writes thousands of words a day or stares at a blank screen longingly for hours, there is no in between 3130
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Music wrap up lists always remind me about discovering that not everyone has a running soundtrack and narration in their head and then I get stuck on the beauty of the brain and its many variations and yes, there’s a soundtrack and lighting to that thought, too 040
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Every time I step away from socials for a little bit, even just a week, I forget completely how to do them 020
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Social media advertising does work well on me and in related news I’m super excited for my ceramic cat menorah to get here 120
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Tis the season! of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness 1110
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Ok but I have two people I really want you all to meet, however they are fictional, I did make them up completely, and you can’t actually meet them until like next fall 060
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’m back to dreaming of new romcom plots so that’s a thing RIP my tbw list 050
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Since we are here now (I hope) let’s be friends if you love reading or writing contemporary and speculative romcoms, if you love the Addams family and all things spooky and sparkly and swiftie, and if you know books are inherently political and that abortion access for all is a basic human right💖 😘✨ 070
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Reminder that my tactic for answering holiday questions like “oh shouldn’t I write a book instead” or “don’t you think I’d be able to sell my book if you did?” Is absolutely I do. Yes.media.tenor.coma woman is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says absolutely i do .Alt: a woman (Pam from the show The Office) is sitting in front of a window with blinds and saying absolutely i do . 170
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg RuoffDahlia Adler 📚 @missdahlelama.dahliaadler.com · 25/11/2024'Tis a wonderful time of year to help kids having a rough time feel the love. You can buy gifts for: Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581... Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h... 010899
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Ok but that picture of the a i bros could literally be a picture of the same dudes in a creative writing workshop who will tell you that you’re unwieldy in your metaphor use and then fade into anonymity while you succeed in writing, so is disruptor another word for a new way to be a mediocre man or? 030
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’m not sure who else needs this reminder but don’t forget to pin whatever it is that you want to pin on Bluesky, too. Love, someone juggling too many socials always 010
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I always joke that there’s a sock faerie that steals single socks but I just found a child’s sock sitting in the glass sconce of a ceiling lighting fixture and my kindergartener was like oh THATS where it went so I guess I have discovered the identity of the sock faerie 🧚 0160
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Ok everyone tell me your favorite comfort romcom book please 940
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024here is a little bit of joy: in the spring, I wrote many letters of recommendation for my high school juniors (typically teachers write those in the fall; or at least that's what I've done for the past decade & a half, but I was leaving the classroom, so I wrote them & emailed them to myself). (1/3) 120
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The only drama I want to see writers stirring up is dramatically contacting your reps - I wanna see the same energy that we bring to discourse but for phone calls, emails, and organizing to stop the spread of fascism, go 050
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg RuoffRound Table Mentor @roundtablementor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Our ‘Ask Me Anything’ event begins tomorrow on Insta & X! Prepare your questions for a specific mentor, or for any mentors taking that day’s category! Nov 19: Adult/NA Nov 20: YA Nov 21: MG Nov 22: PB, GN, Screenwriting, Short stories, NF #roundtablementor #writers #writingcommunity 11411
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I have a good feeling about Bluesky (finally) and I’ll take any good feelings at this point so let’s do this 💙 080
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg RuoffSarah Adler @sarahadlerwrites.com · 18/11/2024My husband told me a review of one of my books said they dropped a star from their rating because it was "too vulgar" and every time that happens someone somewhere gets to orgasm while screaming profanities and I think that's beautiful 🥹 1633817
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Hi Bluesky friends! I’m Audrey, and I write books. My debut is an adult Addams Fam x Pushing Daisies witchy romcom, Hopelessly Teavoted, coming fall 2025. I taught HS English for 15 years up until June, and am currently writing & wrangling two small kids, one witchy cat, and one scrappy dog. 7644
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Every time I sit down to try to find people here something distracts me so either wait for me friends or say hi directly so I can find you here 💖 060
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024LISTEN THIS BOOK IS SO SO SO GOOD, IT'S AUTHOR IS AMAZING, AND I LOVE THEM TOO DEARLY FOR ANY LOWERCASE LETTERS AHHHHHHHHHHH 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 150
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg RuoffNoelle Monét | BOUND BY FURY out now!! @noellemonet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024✨HOW IT STARTED // HOW IT'S GOING✨ I'm THRILLED to announce that my debut YA fantasy BOUND BY FURY will be published with S&S in Spring of 2026! I am endlessly grateful for my incredible agent Jenissa Graham at Bookends Lit & DREAM editor Sarah McCabe for making my dreams come true! 🧵 1/11 4619238
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 14/11/2024It’s going to take me a little bit to catch up and find everyone here, but hello (again) blue sky 💖 hope this turns out better than the rest 1100
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2024hello millionth social media outlet I forgot about 020
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 06/02/2024NEWS: HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU is coming in 2025 My angsty witch & his sparkly neighbor with death powers have the most magical home (outside of Hart Manor). I’m excited to work with Melanie & the team at Atria Books, thanks to my fairy godmorticia agent @evascalzo.bsky.social 3120
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 18/11/2023time to say that when I can share witchy Addams Fam romcom news (and new commissioned art to go with that news) you’ll be able to make sure you don’t miss it if you sign up for my substack. I’ll post it too if newsletters are not your thing, but just in case they are: audreyruoff.substack.comaudreyruoff.substack.comJust Your Cup of Tea | Audrey Goldberg Ruoff | Substackwords, words, and more words from Audrey. Click to read Just Your Cup of Tea, by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers. 020
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Oh no blue sky I didn’t mean to forget you!!! Stay tuned for news soon 👀✨ 140
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Supposed to be focusing on the witchy romcom for reasons but also I have a queer dread pirate fantasy and also I have a contemporary Empire records meets Star Wars nerdcom and anytime I hear any of those topics mentioned I am incapable of stopping myself from yelling about them; I have no chill 0100
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I’m extra visible today and all my many bi characters are too 💖💜💙🏳️🌈 070
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2023So what are we calling vague tweets over here because I have things happening with the Addams family x Pushing Daisies romcom 👀 vague little cloud? 3220
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2023I saw a draft of pirate book art with color now and it is ✨everything✨ 030
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Starting Wednesday of this week with BIG spooky season & “I’d kiss you if it wouldn’t kill me” vibes. Happy Wednesday (Addams) it’s time to stare longingly at art of Hopelessly Teavoted to You, the way Gomez And Morticia would stare at each other. ✨💖🖤✨ 100
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff @audreyruoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2023Time to admit I’ve been pronouncing this blueskie rhymes with brewskie in my head and not blue sky for whatever reason 💀 280