audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Coffee’s ready! Check out the name on the cup. 052
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Best monologue ever. Keep a Kleenex handy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=aTZj...m.youtube.comJimmy Kimmel delivers first monologue since returning | FOX 11 LAYouTube video by FOX 11 Los Angeles 020
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Jimmy rose in three days, but not Charlie. 031
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 22/09/2025October 14th is also George Floyd’s birthday. 071
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 17/06/2025How you know you’ve made it on Instagram: Bette Midler just reposted me! 1263
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Trump on Biden, who has cancer: “If you feel sorry for him, don’t feel so sorry, because he’s vicious. I really don’t feel sorry for him.” What a depraved and soulless man Trump is to say that. 0111
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Do the math: 8 + 6 + 4 + 7 = 25th Amendment 3286
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025You can’t lead a country if you can’t control your temper. And you can’t show strength if you are afraid of seashells on a beach. 1111
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025The people yelling “Hang Mike Pence” got Presidential pardons. So quit having a meltdown over shells on a beach. 094
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025America: where you need a license to be a nail tech, but not to be the Surgeon General. 092
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025If you don’t want an abortion, don’t have one. If you don’t want to transition, don’t. If you don’t want to have a gay marriage, don’t. But you don’t get to decide for others. 25012
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I stuck some pins in a Cheeto. And now I wait. 3397
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Canadians aren’t booing the national anthem. They’re booing fascism. 1231
audreylovesparis @audreylovesparis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I hope you have the day you voted for. 092