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Audrey Heffner

@audreyheffner.bsky.social
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Artist, Dems, Dogs, Democracy and all the other animals on the planet except for my ex, who I hate that I can’t hate. Follows appreciated. Tuck Frump & Puck Futin & Muck Fusk. Dad went 2WW2 to off Natziis. Life Goal: Amuse & Instigate. I❤️the F word.🌈 ally.

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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 10h
Wow!!! Good for you!!!!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 10h
I was this many years old when I learned there was such a thing as a Twinkie pan. Ty
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15h
I hope he lives in a one story house.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15h
I'm down.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15h
Prepare for Interference. Vote early.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
:)
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not like idolatry at all, right?
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😆
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh boo freakin' hoo.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omfg
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NOW? Some of the biggest supporters of tRump took the most money, under many different names and never closed a day.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can't fix stupid.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wasn't he the one who sent out all those scam voicemails and shouldn't he be in jail with his partner for half the crap he's pulled over the years? How is he still walking around?
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Forbes @forbes.com · 14/09/2026
Macklemore defended his remarks last week, saying, “Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.”
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Macklemore Removed From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Remarks, Report Says
Macklemore defended his remarks last week, saying, “Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.”
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FFS
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lake Stop Talking About Epstein.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not MAGA but I would guess Reagan would be spinning over in his grave too fast to catch a pic.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THIS 👇 ONE HERE TOO.......
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
With a bale of barbed wire.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/bmxgN...
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What do you think about this AI’s take? #ai #artificialintelligence #claude #interview #debate
YouTube video by 60secondAI
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
😂
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
are they taking it down or putting it up?
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I've always liked Ossoff. Maybe Warnock vp!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Anymore?
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bout as big as the one carrot I harvested one year.
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
lol, I’ll keep an eye out for that!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sheep cheese is ok too? I was scared to try it!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I took mine to a friend's house the other day, she loved it and stayed under my chair most of the time. Excellent.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
and for us lactose intolerant, blessed are the goats.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Allstate just told my son to have his car towed after a failed theft attempt, to a collision place. It's his steering column and key that doesn't work, but because the car is 10 years old, they insist on used parts. Only the dealer can fix the key, and broken plastic. It's not a collision!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fixed it too.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mine does that with chicken she makes me cook for her EVERY DAY. Now the cat wants in with the action, and my wood floor now has oil stains from dropped chicken while she thinks about eating it. She has me so trained.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Let's let up on the pre-posthumus memorialization for awhile...I don't want to see these in circulation later when when we've ripped his name off everything in the future.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If we had set a precedent by punishing Nixon the same way, none of this would even be possible.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Commodores, NooooOOOooOOooooooooo!
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm not holding my breath.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
lol.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
😝I shall keep connected and keep you posted. I am not emotionally attached to it.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The detail is amazing, I don’t know how they put an engraving over a photo. I think the gold is real on the inside of the glass, so many years later it would have corroded.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I think with the checkering from the humidity, it drops the value a lot.. There are restorers who can get rid of it but it’s $$$.
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s by somebody named Sartain, if I recall correctly
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Audrey Heffner @audreyheffner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There’s evidently one in the National Gallery, I wrote them 30 yrs ago and they said it was worth like $300 but nothing recently. I’ve never even yanked it out of the original frame, has/had a label from Milwaukee. It’s slightly checkered since I brought it from Illinois to Fl, but that’s not lethal
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