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@aubergenius2.bsky.social
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Recovery account for @aubergenius because my backup device popped its clogs. The rest is still true: Curmudgeonly Gen X, New Englander, businesswoman, researcher, writer, hunter, Red Sox fan, devotee of the Oxford Comma. Han shot first. No DMs, please.

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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 10h
The events of the past week, especially the comportment of this administration, demonstrate beyond all doubt that the USA is neither capable of saving itself nor deserving of being saved.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11h
Horses are hung. People are hanged.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Weird. All the vegans I know hate greens. They all eat fake meat, crisps, and chocolate. Very few consume actual vegetables.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nope. Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. That bitch is itchy AF. Troll away!
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neither of these statements is true.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looking for her cross necklace...
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if CC requests it, then it better be so, baseball
CC Sabathia: “Nothing would make me happier than a Cleveland vs. Milwaukee World Series 🙏🏾 And no I wouldn’t pick a side 😂”
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because facts don't matter as much as your team.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GOP family values strikes again!
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can anyone explain how the pro-life party, the bible-based party, the ostensibly Christian party, sees public execution as in anyone's 'best interest'? When you think they cannot be any more subhuman in their thinking, they show you how wrong you are.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is not throwing shade when the topic was Canada. The poster did not mention the US. The US indeed has that history, yet, unlike Canada, it is accurate to say that 'is' an appropriate verb. Unlike Canada, the US government is averse to acknowledge this history or current punitive policies.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, they can't. They can direct you to the history of those government and religious programmes, that's about it. Even so, take it with a grain of salt, as this person does not know the difference between 'is' and 'was'.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you know the difference between 'is' and 'was'?
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This might be the only thing to like about Nicolas Cage.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please explain how two women marrying each other impinges upon anyone else's religious liberties. No one is forcing people of faith into marriages they don't want (except for Moonies, Mormons, and trad wives, but that's more mental illness than religion), so how is their 'liberty' being bibbertied?
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man, for all their chest-beating about how tough America is, the GOP promotes the idea that the US is so weak, a change in party for 1 state's US Senator is enough to make the country 'fall'. Dunno about you, but I'm sick to death of these killer drama queens.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The condition is 'being a woman who is ageing', the management of which is good nutrition, exercise, and plenty of sleep - not subcutaneous injections, nips, tucks, and implants. That woman looks horrific.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We ain't gonna do shit.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They love that free speech.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will it be PPV?
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup - born, raised, and fully formed.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fuck??
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, not gonna happen. Most of the country will shrug and move on to this week's NFL betting lines.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gee, I wish I had a window in my chest so they could see my heart bleed for them. /s You play, you pay. No sympathy for any of these literal losers; they chose this for themselves. Sucks to be them.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the end, it's all just sugar, and sugar tainted with food dyes, at that. Royal icing cookies also have the consistency and appeal of manhole covers.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Worth remembering that many of these parents voted MAGA and said they still support Fat Nixon, despite what he is doing to their kids.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How?
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nor is there enough of it for a head wound, especially on the ear. Those tiny capillaries bleed fast. The lack of blood in his hair and on the shirt collar tips it that this was a squib and not a legitimate injury.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't forget what Gym Jordan did to wrestlers.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats are responsible for effective housekeeping at private businesses??
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, if some MAGA geezer freezes, it's one less Nazi asshole to feed off taxpayer dollars.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rationing? In a capitalist country?? Whaddya think this is, 1942???
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We got it anyway, so I am absolved from having any empathy whatsoever for the assholes that chose to impose this.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You do realise that they will never blame Twitler, because then they would have to be accountable for choosing him. Nope, high energy and food prices are because of Anything But *that*.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More like it's an AI-gen pic.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Northern Maine voted for all of this, deeply MAGA as it is. May they reap the full 'benefit' of their choices and suffer in appropriate measure this winter. Not donating to a food pantry or anything else that might accidentally help them; I already pay taxes for that. Fuck MAGA, let 'em freeze.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
📌This naked statue of Trump, The Orange Plague, in the European Parliament in Strasbourg is exactly how you handle this deviant, who uses his office to celebrate himself, and crush others. He needs to know that THIS is how he will be remembered when he finally takes his last gasp.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's spelled the same way as the shorthand for 'transmissions': tranny, singular; trannies, plural. Been that way with vehicles for forever, not sure why people are acting like they've never heard it before.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He said it again? Not a joke, bent sentence, or a slip-up, he is suggesting Iran nuke 2 US cities for *his* political benefit. We need to tar and feather every single last member of Congress for their failure to uphold their Oaths of Office and defend the US against the domestic enemy: Fat Nixon.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💯
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Toughen up, buttercup.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
American culture.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How can anyone take someone who paid to have permanent duck lips installed seriously?
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not DC? There are plenty of Just Folks who live in DC - people who have been continually harassed, insulted, accused, imposed upon by this racist mofo and his regime - who will celebrate 'like no one has ever seen before' when that corrupt gasbag finally shits his bed for the last time.
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Defend Democracy @finalreckoning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why write it as 'Park'? Fenway is more park-like than it is an arena and it isn't a concrete monstrosity like the Trop or Yuppie Stadium.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He is not from America, either. He was born, raised, and fully formed in South Africa.
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@aubergenius2 @aubergenius2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why does this fuckwit's opinion matter more than other people's simply because he has an obscene amount of money? He is ill-educated, uncouth, ignorant, showing all the signs of being an absolutely horrible human being, hasn't been elected to any public office: why must we listen to his Ket rants?
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