Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Something so humbling about the transition between being “a guy in a band” to just “a guy…” feels like ts open.spotify.com/track/1mea3b...open.spotify.comViva La VidaColdplay · Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends · Song · 2008 000
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 12/05/2025When the function (my house that I just walked into..?) has a baby (???) with a hat (the hat is a turtle) 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I find that loving people requires more faith than basically anything else in life, and that’s kinda terrifying Making friends in the gas station is also fun, though 000
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Beetlejuice: and you’ll never reach your goal weight, because you eat when you get sad 🥺 (He points directly towards me) …this guy gets what I’m talking about 020
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025At the Beetlejuice Musical, my father is harassing me about the amount of alt women here, asking if I’m gonna be okay… dafuq you think you is? 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Crocodiles are terrifying bru Imagine eleven foot tall water dragon, who has a cleared schedule and all the time in the world to focus on his passion project which is EATING YOU. 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025It’s really funny how, when unmeddled with, the universe goes back to its resting state 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Alright, really. Really fr. Frfr. We’re gonna do it this time. 100
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I’d love to lakefest, if that’s happening, but I don’t think I have a ride 100
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Not even 9am and the spam calls have started. These guys hauling ass today 000
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Walking back home and there’s 2 old men sitting directly across the street from one another, on each their respective front porches, talking to each other via walkie talkie. Kinda endearing, in a “autism was definitely around before the 1970’s” kinda way 000
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Opening a clinic that’s like therapy, but instead of making you self aware and better, you pay me to hype you up, validate your delusions, be dramatic, and queen out with you 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 06/05/2025In my brain, life started in 2020, everything before that was backstory written for my character really quickly for dialogue purposes 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Do you think drunk dumbo was actually having a Hindu vision? 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Yellow blue green eggs… is this a sign of Noah, Aug & Adri??? 120
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I felt extra autistic, so I multiplied the mass by total reps, and I found I moved 19,000lbs on bench in this workout 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I’ve gotten 21 spam calls from operators with Indian accents today… what’s happening? 000
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I need there to be another pro-Palestine Christian in my vicinity, who understands the impact of a pillar of fire in the night developing and setting Israel by ablaze… 120
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 04/05/2025On one hand, I miss him. On the other, I’m thankful he’s really getting sleep, so…y’know? 110
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 04/05/2025“I want your face on billboards, you beautiful nonsensical clown Prince.” 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025“Your soulmate is your complement, not your missing piece” gotta be one of the best lessons taught in Steven universe 010
Aug @au510-criggler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Happy birthday, from under the cork tree!! You are my third favorite child. 010
