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Brad

@au-trout.bsky.social
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I talk about random things that I have read in the many leather bound books stacked on my cabinets of rich mohagany.

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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Linda Loira Smiling in Bed
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spencer, I need you to know that Hutto played an 82-80 game in 2023 against Libery Hill. Liberty Hill rushed for 753 yards. Hammond threw for 635 yards in the loss.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its week 1. Time for the annual prayer.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Those teams". So 2023 FSU with a healthy Jordan Travis loses 3-4? That's the argument here? Remember, the bowl game saw most starters opt out. They would have all been playing in the regular season and beat the dog shit out of LSU in the season opener.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A non-ACC champ played for the national title last year. Beat 2 SEC schools in the playoffs to get there. I'm an SEC grad, but the assumption that teams would automatically lose 3 or 4 games is asinine.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Clemson was in the playoff less than 24 months ago as the ACC champ. FSU had an undefeated regular season & ACC championship 3 years ago. These aren't far in the past. If you want to go after me for UNC, have at it.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its a fundamental mistake to think that just because teams have a few down years, they will be bad forever. Or vice versa. I'm old enough to remember Bama being mediocre as hell for most of 1997 thru 2007.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would be hilarious if only because I want to see how the Big 10 justifies their beloved "academic standards" to admit LSU.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Conspiracy theory time. The SEC is eager to kick out LSU because it gives them a path to expand to 18 by snagging Clemson, FSU, and UNC
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This shit is so accurate it hurts.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Preacher Middleton: Good To Be Back
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cal Poly you crazy sons of bitches!!!!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Worst rule is allowing a follow up shot after the keeper saves a PK. Ball should be dead and a goal kick awarded if the PK is missed.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Love the moves today from Austin FC. This roster remake just got a whole lot more interesting. Cash & GAM available to make some serious moves.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Love the move. This team has suddenly become flush with money & GAM + has roster holes to fill. Options galore to reshape the squad.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You forget about Betty White?
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT WOULD WORK?!!!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Petition to make this the show's lead image for the week.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There are two types of people in this world. Those who believe Dottie Hinson dropped the ball on purpose or those know better.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Us Auburn fans right now...
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Officer Barbrady: This Isn't Happening
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can't believe we lost on Monday Night Football.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde
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Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please start Haji instead.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PLAY FREE BIRD
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Napoleon Dynamite Funny
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not wrong at all
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Everyone in CONCACAF knowing full well what England is going to walk into Sunday night at the Azteca.
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Morgan Freeman Says 'Good Luck'
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
JIM FREAKING CURTIN!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Demi Moore in Ghost: Ditto
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh I envision this more like a minor league baseball style system where teams are largely self-sustainable. In its current form, Austin FC 2 isn't that. San Marcos doesn't work as a destination. Honestly I'd target the RGV for a team. They were drawing 4500 in USL. Would get support.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I weirdly think this is a good, ambitious idea from the league. Opening new markets to soccer and expanding fan bases is a good thing. Would point to Huntsville's relationship with Nashville as the model.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a man with long black hair is making a funny face with his hands outstretched .
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Apparently!!!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, I need you to see the absolutely hilarious partnerships at this year's Peach Bowl golf extravaganza.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yes. Global chip shortage is hitting PC market and game manufacturing.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gary Woodland winning today is everything right with sports. Brain surgery 2+ years ago. Openly battling PTSD and being vulnerable about it. Couldn't be happier for that guy.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Pretty full.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Best away kit we've had
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Nah man. Iowa was way more exciting last season than that Kentucky / Auburn game.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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a man says give me a ping vasili in a dark room
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Man has a Ted Talk scheduled for next week already.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The most dominant college football team in the state of Indiana is in Bloomington. Wild, wild shit.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bama and UGA lost, making today the 2nd best day of the Auburn football season this year. What a wonderful New Year!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A commentator just unironically said "Go on one-eyed Willy!" Can't convince me the darts aren't amazing.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You missed the most obvious precedent about teams in losing a conference title game and dropping out. Auburn 2017. Lost by the same score Bama did yesterday to UGA and fell 5 spots. Went from #2 to #7.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Barning so hard today. Impossible to describe how the last 3 years have been hoping my alma mater would pull their head out of their asses and do something competent.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You have no idea. It's like the darkest cloud imaginable has been lifted from AU.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Literally me this morning when the news broke.
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Took the ML. Appreciate it!
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Brad @au-trout.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Nah man. You can't lose to Florida. Same as last year with Ole Miss.
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