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Tatsyl, Texan Rose

@atxhellcat.bsky.social
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They/Them agender 37 y/o, polyam, minors dni Fuck fascists, fuck cops, fuck yeerks Cats and queer people fucking rule TatsylRose on Discord see also @ttv-atxhellcat.bsky.social Meg's Biggest Simp

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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
@auntieheroine.bsky.social I'll share your Box at some point but I caught the show in Philly and got this amazing shot of your first act! You're one creepy bitch and I LOVED it
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is apparently how my buddy learned abt labubus and it's hilarious to me that he immediately called them demonic since the Evangelicals are doing the same
Discord messages between me and my friend Melwasul
Mel: "We're at y'all's HEB"
ME: "There's labubus for sale at the cell phone repair place"
Mel: "The fuck kind of demonic name is that"
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Nice
Chelsea's post with 68 likesChelsea's post with 69 likes
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Lol lmao they still haven't fixed stick drift, great job Nintendo
Screenshot from an article:
"Nintendo hasn't fitted the Switch 2 with Hall effect thumbsticks, So they will wear and eventually drift, but as iFixit notes in its teardown video, the new Joy-Cons are harder to disassemble. Even if they're more resilient and take much longer to fail than the original ones, the fact that it's going to be harder to repair them is disappointing."
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Took my 18yr old to the arcade today and LOOK MA I CAUGHT A FRAGGLE
A goofy-looking Mokey Fraggle plush, being held in front of colorful arcade machines. She looks pretty stoned, which girl SAME. Her torso is purple, her face and limbs are pink, and she is wearing a tiny green open top
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Went to Eeyore's Birthday Party. Had a weird time but also a good time. Austin ain't fucking dead yet! Also check out this absolutely excellent puppy I met named Hollywood
A 3 month old black-and-white puppy, looks put bull mix, blue eye shining brightly, with his mouth WIDE open in joyThe same puppy, chewing on a person's hand (mine)The same puppy again, biting a leaf. A piece of green plant material is stuck in his mouth
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey @froggyloch.art my roomie brought me a thing from Weebcon and now my new earring won't stop yelling at me about nipples and horses, help?
Part of my head, hair shaven, with a froggyloch Keychain charm dangling from my green studio earribg. There is a guitar and a pride flag in the background on the walls, and I am in an orange Whataburger tee shirt
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This you?
Kung Fu Hustle screenshot - main villain pressed i to the ground surrounded by a HUGE handprint of displaced paving stones after the Legendary Buddha Palm move in the climactic final fight
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I win
The word "spaghetti," with the Merriam-Webster logo below and to the right of it
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
OH WAIT! Additionally, this 2011 publication!!! HOLY SHIT
The cover of a book. There is an image of a hand holding a legal documend over a burning house. It is smallish, in the lower right-hand quadrant. There is text. The all caps are letters twice are large and thrice as bold as all the rest in the follows:
"DELAY
DENY
DEFEND
Why Insurance
Companies
Don't Pay
Claims And
What You Can
Do About It


Jay M.
Feinman"
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm not gonna say anything. Except that that goes hard.
The caption "NEW: Killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote 'deny', 'defend' and 'depose' on bullet casings - ABC" 
Below is a picture of the killer pointing a handgun with a suppressor at the disposed-of CEO. In the bottom-right is a picture of what can only be said CEO. I don't care to describe him: Imagine a general white man with bad facial hair and a pompous wannabe pompadour. His round face and fake smile belie the cold in his eyes.
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Remember when a bunch of us were like "i hope we never get gifs and videos, it'll make people less likely to use Alt text" and then we got gifs and videos AND a slew of new users so that exact concern happened?
It's the Family Guy "Pepperidge Farms Remembers" meme except it says "Pepperidge Sky" instead of Pepperidge farms. There is an imgflip dot com watermark in the lower left corner.
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I have to be normal I HAVE TO BE NORMAL (Alt text is important) I have to be normal
Tundelaniran.bsky.social has followed you back
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Babes we don't mince words here, this song GOES HARD
[Verse 1: Sims]
Ándale, órale stop the cops
I've been known to motivate
Campaign campaign
It's an old estate, pop a roach a day
To save this modern day Nazis lost the plot

Change moves like molasses
Sometimes feels like movin’ backwards
Somethin' like a phrase like "money matters"
Gaslight the masses

But this machine right here kills fascists (yep)
This machine right here kills fascists (yep)
This machine right here kills fascists (yep)
Get you off your asses[Hook]
Where you at?
Where you at where you at?
If ain’t movin’ us then it need to fall back
Got style plus smarts plus heart
What you call that?
Pinpoint aim
When I flame you get all that
Where you at?
What it is what it ain’t
Ya’ll hate, blow hard
But it don’t inflate
All right, alt-right
Goin’ down in flames
‘Cause ya’ll apes waste space
And it's gettin' real late for ya
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Workplace developments: I'm angry enough that I did this to myself last night. Is installing League a form of self-harm?
It's the League of Legends launcher, with the game installed and ready for the yellow Play button to be clicked
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
An average grocery conversation with my roomie
Roomie: "I'll task you with a short list to write me during your lunch"
Me: "roger. i do have chicken thawed in the meat drawer for chicken alfredo spaghetti tomorrow, so i can start that after the meeting"
Roomie: "you fucking better. should add mushrooms and peas"
Me: "Then they're gonna be on the list. Why peas? Why does a chicken alfredo need PEAS? Who hurt you?"
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's the Fallout 4 "everyone disliked that" meme
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Aaaayy, I'm Tatsyl the Untaggable! UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEER!
A screenshot of my profile page. It has my profile pic, my display name, and the Invalid Handle thing
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Been too long since the skyline has sent Odin, so here he is being goofy! Bonus: the death grip he puts on my knee Sorry but gonna tag in Alt4Me
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Oh yeah I'm back on my cooking bullshit. Made gravlax, a cured salmon dish. Using beetroots, salt, and other aromatics. It came out SO good, look at the coloration!
Wild grains and rice next to some pieces of salmon. The outer edges are beet red and it quickly fades to a more standard salmon color
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Election soup tasty. I hate it
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Update bc why not: you're getting rescued by Lucca at the same time she's helping me break out, we're still so nearly synced I'm a little tipsy, most tag in ALT4me
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
See a tort, share a tort Ma'am? Tunnels don't work like that??? It's fine she's cute I ADORE her 😭
A small tortoiseshell cat inside a collapsed cat tunnel with a big hole, looking outsideA small tortoiseshell cat inside a collapsed cat tunnel with a big hole, looking adorably at the camera
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Oh @moxiest.art I saw this somewhere in town and thought of y'all lol
A poster on a streetlight reading "Who the F**k are the Mox?"
The o in Mox is a little face with dead X eyes and kitty ears
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
See a tortie, share a tortie!!!
Freyja, a small tortoiseshell cat, with her tongue out
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
IT'S DONE and holy fuck it tastes so good It's also so pretty! The purple cabbage made all the other ingredients slightly purple as well
A bowl of soup with corned beef, potatoes and other vegetables
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP One onion, five red potatoes, two yellow bell peppers, half a purple cabbage, and a 2-lb corned beef briscuit are all in this bitch. It won't be ready for a few hours, but then it's going to be. SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
A slightly messy kitchen. There is a large stock pot on a burner, simmering with broth and veggies. In a large red bowl are two forks and a shredded corned beef briscuit, and in a pair of open Tupperware containers are some red potatoes and purple cabbage ready to go in the potA closer look at the shredded corned beef briscuit in the red bowl with two forksOnions and yellow bell peppers simmering merrily in the potAll the ingredients in the pot together, on their way back to boiling
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Welcome back to "shit my cat tried to eat last night"! In today's riveting new installment: .....throat drops He's really lucky I love him
A ripped up bag of Luden's cherry flavored throat drops, with 6 wrapped pieces sitting on the bag
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Hey alt4me, help me out here Hey tempest, here's what I found
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Blah blah dildo blah blah brave enougb
It's a cactus in a planter that looks decidedly phallic

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
CAT BREAK: Freyja If your cats annoy you, ANNOY THEM BACK
A small tortoiseshell car, being held aloft under her shoulers. Her legs are all dangling, and she's giving the camera a look that speaks to how offended she is in this moment
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Oh yeah so here's me without eyebrows! I'd been thinking abt it for YEARS and it finally happened during my time off the skyline. I feel way more agender for whatever reason, and I am never looking back GodDAMN I feel good about this
Tatsyl almost smirking at the camera. Their green hair is cascading down the left side of their head, and the right side is shaved, along with their face, eyebrows and all, though some facial stubble remains
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Anyway here's Odin active trying to steal my arm while I try to work
A one-eyed cat, laying under my pale white arm. He has a paw on my forearm, claws out. He was attempting to pull my hand over to him for pets
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
hey @thecumman.gay check this out
a tshirt with the Punisher logo that says "My cumshot looks like the punisher logo," "god bless this cum," and "in cum we trust"
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I need to shave badly, but y'all deserve a selfie for my absence! It's Texas Cold now, so here's Gnome Mode!
A mirror selfie of tatsyl. They're in a big tannish poofy coat, with an "A" pin in the style if the letter in the Animorphs covers. It has a popped up faux fur collar. They're also wearing a pointy knit gnome-style hat, also tan with a brown strip towards the bottom featuring a large button. Their fingers are tilting their glasses down as they look in the camera
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
it gets worse there's also a fucking lore page, good lord
"Waifus, husbandos & Drinks
The immersive, intergalactic world of UWU and its characters therefore not only graces you with natural, sustainable and outstanding soft drinks but also an entire anime that revolves around the mysterious powers of all the different UWU drinks."
It continues on, talking about the quality and sustainability for another sentence or two
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
nice
it's Kairi's skeet but at 69 likes
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
We resituated, happy Caturday from Odin and Freyja!
A tortoiseshell cat curled up cozy, and a black cat sleeping in a faceplate, lying on a grey blanket and a burgundy-ish bedsheetA black cat sleeping, curled with his face planted into the bed he's on. His thigh is prominent because of his pose, and is a little sparse of furA tortoiseshell cat curled up asleep on a blanket. Her face is on her tail, and her orange coloring is brilliant in the subdued light
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Been a while since I've seen this, what'd I do
My bsky notifs with the "30+" badge
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
name a band you've seen live with a pic
Snoop Dogg performing on stage at a venue called Emo's in the ATX
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
I work as a team lead for the contact center of a veterinary nonprofit, most of our clinics are here in Texas. Today, one of my employees got this absolute gem of a question and I laughed so hard at the absurdity of it that I started crying lmao
A message: "Client just asked if recent laws passed would effect his ability to get a 'doggy abortion' and asked if he would have to cross state lines lol"
It has two eye emoji reactions, one joy-cat reaction, and one grinning reaction
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
anyways (tagging in alt4me because I...i can't. I'm sorry"
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
text conversation:
"Are you hung?" (8:44am)
"Like a innocent woman during the Salem witch trials" (8:45am)
"That sound promising" (8:45am)
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Hey y'all check it out, I'm Trunks
Tatsyl face swapped with a Trunks figurine from DragonBall Z. Trunks' face transferred as a fleshy blur with a downturned line for a mouth. My face is tiny on the Trunks figure and scowling
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Hey y'all check it out, I'm an Animorph
Tatsyl holding up Animrophs #2, The Visitor. Their face has been swapped with Rachel's, and their mouth is open wide. On them, it looks like a freaky yellowed-out face with a strangely real mouth. On the book, it appears of if Tatsyl is screaming in terror
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Not sure if I should be happy abt being so unproblematic or if I should start more fights with chuds
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
@estrogenempress.gay Sorry to bug you on a Saturday, but I found a contraption candidate
a screenshot of an account with the handle @ofgirlsleaked.bsky.social
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Oh boy 🙃
My trauma score: 42/50 (Severe)
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Anyways
A furby but the body is made of spagghetios
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Tatsyl, Texan Rose @atxhellcat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Me and who?
Two catgirls, one with a collar with bell and black hair holding a joint, the other a blonde in pigtails. Blonde is wearing a shirt that says "My dick smells like weed," and Bell is wearing a shirt that says "Im the reason her dick smells like weed"
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