The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It appears to be a scenario where someone who was too large to ride was somehow allowed to ride. Don’t know details, but this will almost certainly be the case given how ride restraints work and there are 6 redundancies on that style of restraint once it clicks. Extremely tragic. 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ken Paxton is 100% Stevie Janowski on Eastbound And Downstatic.klipy.comEastbound And Down: Stevie Janowski Hits HeadALT: Eastbound And Down: Stevie Janowski Hits Head 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Live look at Rick Pitino’s reaction as his team knocks off Kansas with a buzzer beater to send St John’s to the Sweet 16 #MarchMadnessmedia.tenor.coma man with the number 163 on his shirtALT: a man with the number 163 on his shirt 030
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 22/03/2026That Arkansas player going after that big pretzel NIL money! #MarchMadness 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Vokietaitis is actually quite contagious and renders its host completely incapable of making free throws. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026He is a human, yet he has the energy and stamina of a Border Collie 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Pretty weird assumption to assume I’m a donor 🤷♂️ 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This is like seeing someone get run over by a train and needing a secret autopsy that would take over a year to complete to figure out how that person died 🤦♂️ 1140
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I would like to personally thank Elon Musk for teaching me how easy it is to move on from a social media platform. The experience made deleting TikTok 100X easier. 010
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I’m ready to not participate in the economy for as long as it takes. If we don’t act now, it’s all going to keep getting worse! We have to hit them in their pocket books because they don’t care about humanity. 030
Reposted by The Heard TheoremNick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Another. Fucking. ICE. Murder. Question: If a national general strike / economic blackout was organized, would you participate? Repost/Comment YES 11927687
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Don’t lump the people from Austin, El Paso, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio in with the rest of the state. We’re trying. 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026He’s not a hero. She’s not a terrorist. You’re not an idiot. #FuckICE 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Pretty wild that Kevin Durant got traded to Rockets on the same day that the Thunder are hosting their first ever Game 7 in OKC 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The struggle between participating in the economic blackout and the possibility of going to a non-crowded H-E-B is real, y’all 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Depending on the fit, this might be my favorite kit. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I thought The White House was against Cancel Culture! 🤷♂️ 020
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I thought Conservatives were against changing the names of things 🤷♂️ 191
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/02/2025No gambling + No Mavs = Lose/Lose Situation for me 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The only way the Luka trade makes sense to me is if there’s some sort of criminal charge or accusation coming for Luka that we don’t know about yet. #Mavs #Laker #NBA #Luka #AD 120
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I have a very fuzzy memory of seeing Alanis Morissette at Numbers while attending the Art Institute in ‘95. My one year in Houston before moving to Austin was a helluva good time. That Rockets championship run was a party every night down Westheimer and Richmond 110
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Would someone on Twitter kindly point out to Elon (since he’s the all knowing Master of Efficiency) that it’s far more efficient to go after the people that hire and exploit undocumented workers than to go after millions of people in a witch hunt. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Always take the over when betting on Pete Hegseth’s BAC level! 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/202599.9% chance that Pete Hegseth is fuuuuuucked uuuuuuppp right now! 🍻media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .ALT: a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room . 010
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Pfewwww….thank God I drink Monster and play Battlefield 010
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025He’s truly convinced himself that the only reason people could think he’s not funny is for political reasons. Ironically enough, I find that to be quite hysterical….literally 021
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Fox News on Greta Thunberg: She’s mentally ill because she has autism. You’d have to be crazy to follow her. Fox News on Elon Musk: He made back to back “Roman” salutes because he has autism. You’d have to be crazy to think otherwise. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I wonder if I could get more people to call Trump “Lil President Low-T” than he could get to call the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America” 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The same people that excuse Elon’s Nazi salute because of his autism are the same people that called Great Thunberg mentally ill for being autistic. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 21/01/2025If we all do our part to convince Trump supporters to invest everything they can in $Trump and $Melania meme coins, they might actually learn what we all already know about Trump. 030
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Ohio State’s coach looks like a wax museum figure that’s come to life. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Gawt Dammit! I forgot to storm the capitol today!media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and a black shirt .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and a black shirt . 010
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The Titans wearing the Oilers uniforms vs the Texans again is the most classless trolling in sports history. 🖕 Amy Adams Strunk. That logo, name and colors belong to Houston! 010
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Sammy Hagar would like to have a word with you. 120
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Did I wake up from a nap in a parallel universe? Woke up to the Snoop Dogg Nevada Bowl presented by Gin & Juice on The CW playing on my TV 020
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024You love licking the boots of fascists. So, if I’m a fascist, you must love me. Unfortunately, the feeling isn’t reciprocal and since you’re too stupid to answer a simple question, you will no longer exist on BlueSky for me, piggy. Bye, Gimp. 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024You’re the one on my feed commenting on a post about basketball, gimp. 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024If you can’t answer a simple question, you’re going to get blocked and then you won’t be able to get off on being publicly humiliated anymore, gimp. 110
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Hmmmm…I wonder why you refuse to answer who pays for tariffs?! 🤔 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024You’re too stupid to remember you already posted this 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024So, you’re simultaneously scared of people that aren’t MAGA yet also think we’re weak AF? Typical mindset of a boot licking gimp. You love the humiliation. It’s the only logical explanation why you’re incapable of making logical arguments or staying on point. 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Why can’t you answer this simple question of who pays for tariffs? 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If you had the power to Thanos Snap one Christmas song out of existence, which one do you choose? #Christmas #Music 000
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Have fun with hyper inflation caused by universal tariffs, Gimp 100
The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024You still haven’t answered who pays for tariffs 000