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The Heard Theorem

@atx-eric.bsky.social
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Roller Coaster Enthusiast. Die Hard Houston Rockets and Austin FC Fan. Retired Punk. Dad of 2 Border Collies. You don’t want me at your Poker game.

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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It appears to be a scenario where someone who was too large to ride was somehow allowed to ride. Don’t know details, but this will almost certainly be the case given how ride restraints work and there are 6 redundancies on that style of restraint once it clicks. Extremely tragic.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ken Paxton is 100% Stevie Janowski on Eastbound And Down
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Live look at Rick Pitino’s reaction as his team knocks off Kansas with a buzzer beater to send St John’s to the Sweet 16 #MarchMadness
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That Arkansas player going after that big pretzel NIL money! #MarchMadness
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Vokietaitis is actually quite contagious and renders its host completely incapable of making free throws.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Please learn how to use the platform
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You’re doing it wrong 🤣
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
He is a human, yet he has the energy and stamina of a Border Collie
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Pretty weird assumption to assume I’m a donor 🤷‍♂️
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is like seeing someone get run over by a train and needing a secret autopsy that would take over a year to complete to figure out how that person died 🤦‍♂️
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I would like to personally thank Elon Musk for teaching me how easy it is to move on from a social media platform. The experience made deleting TikTok 100X easier.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’m ready to not participate in the economy for as long as it takes. If we don’t act now, it’s all going to keep getting worse! We have to hit them in their pocket books because they don’t care about humanity.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Another. Fucking. ICE. Murder. Question: If a national general strike / economic blackout was organized, would you participate? Repost/Comment YES
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Don’t lump the people from Austin, El Paso, Houston, Dallas and San Antonio in with the rest of the state. We’re trying.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Damn! Luka Doncic let himself go again
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
He’s not a hero. She’s not a terrorist. You’re not an idiot. #FuckICE
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Pretty wild that Kevin Durant got traded to Rockets on the same day that the Thunder are hosting their first ever Game 7 in OKC
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The struggle between participating in the economic blackout and the possibility of going to a non-crowded H-E-B is real, y’all
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Depending on the fit, this might be my favorite kit.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I thought The White House was against Cancel Culture! 🤷‍♂️
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I thought Conservatives were against changing the names of things 🤷‍♂️
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
No gambling + No Mavs = Lose/Lose Situation for me
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The only way the Luka trade makes sense to me is if there’s some sort of criminal charge or accusation coming for Luka that we don’t know about yet. #Mavs #Laker #NBA #Luka #AD
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I have a very fuzzy memory of seeing Alanis Morissette at Numbers while attending the Art Institute in ‘95. My one year in Houston before moving to Austin was a helluva good time. That Rockets championship run was a party every night down Westheimer and Richmond
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Would someone on Twitter kindly point out to Elon (since he’s the all knowing Master of Efficiency) that it’s far more efficient to go after the people that hire and exploit undocumented workers than to go after millions of people in a witch hunt.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Always take the over when betting on Pete Hegseth’s BAC level!
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
99.9% chance that Pete Hegseth is fuuuuuucked uuuuuuppp right now! 🍻
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Pfewwww….thank God I drink Monster and play Battlefield
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
He’s truly convinced himself that the only reason people could think he’s not funny is for political reasons. Ironically enough, I find that to be quite hysterical….literally
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Fox News on Greta Thunberg: She’s mentally ill because she has autism. You’d have to be crazy to follow her. Fox News on Elon Musk: He made back to back “Roman” salutes because he has autism. You’d have to be crazy to think otherwise.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I wonder if I could get more people to call Trump “Lil President Low-T” than he could get to call the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America”
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The same people that excuse Elon’s Nazi salute because of his autism are the same people that called Great Thunberg mentally ill for being autistic.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If we all do our part to convince Trump supporters to invest everything they can in $Trump and $Melania meme coins, they might actually learn what we all already know about Trump.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ohio State’s coach looks like a wax museum figure that’s come to life.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Gawt Dammit! I forgot to storm the capitol today!
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The Titans wearing the Oilers uniforms vs the Texans again is the most classless trolling in sports history. 🖕 Amy Adams Strunk. That logo, name and colors belong to Houston!
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sammy Hagar would like to have a word with you.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Did I wake up from a nap in a parallel universe? Woke up to the Snoop Dogg Nevada Bowl presented by Gin & Juice on The CW playing on my TV
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
You love licking the boots of fascists. So, if I’m a fascist, you must love me. Unfortunately, the feeling isn’t reciprocal and since you’re too stupid to answer a simple question, you will no longer exist on BlueSky for me, piggy. Bye, Gimp.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
You’re the one on my feed commenting on a post about basketball, gimp.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Show me where you said who pays for tariffs
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If you can’t answer a simple question, you’re going to get blocked and then you won’t be able to get off on being publicly humiliated anymore, gimp.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hmmmm…I wonder why you refuse to answer who pays for tariffs?! 🤔
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
You’re too stupid to remember you already posted this
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So, you’re simultaneously scared of people that aren’t MAGA yet also think we’re weak AF? Typical mindset of a boot licking gimp. You love the humiliation. It’s the only logical explanation why you’re incapable of making logical arguments or staying on point.
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Why can’t you answer this simple question of who pays for tariffs?
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you had the power to Thanos Snap one Christmas song out of existence, which one do you choose? #Christmas #Music
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Have fun with hyper inflation caused by universal tariffs, Gimp
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
You still haven’t answered who pays for tariffs
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The Heard Theorem @atx-eric.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I thought you said you were chill?
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