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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@aturtle05.bsky.social
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Annoyed my emoticons don't have The Union Flag of the United Kingdom! I'm British and would rather be that than English.

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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's so he can take a quick shower and no one knows he isn't wearing the SAME shirt as yesterday.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What Reception class level?
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don't insult potatoes!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My question, he's in a high security prison and can get on X? WTAF?
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
So, Floods in Texas: No coordinated Emergency response due to no FEMA. Tsunami in Hawai'i: Poor forecast due to no NOAA. is there a trend here?
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@georgetakei.bsky.social neither Trump or Musk will be able to say that they have history in 60 years time!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So who is that. It's a close impersonation of President Trump, not perfect, but real close.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Or better still a public restroom!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Well, @realdomaldtrump.bsky.social broke into the White House and ate $30 Trillion.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
On a scale of 1-10 that's a WOW!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They couldn't have unplugged his brain, there isn't a microscope strong enough to find it!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
As for his second Time Magazine Person of the Year award, they do say "an individual or group deemed to have had a major impact on the world.", like the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Well as we all know, you have to halve any "occasions" Trump has done something or his actual worth and double any estimate he spouts, like the cost of "The Wall" 1/2
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The media, both sides of the Atlantic, should be unbiased - not endorsing any candidate period! The MSM needs to take an oath similar to that in a court of law - "I swear to report the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth"
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I love that a transition spokesperson said "Americans are sick and tired of the elites telling them what to do and how to do it." Erm, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the American elite the ones that are now in power?
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The movement to combat fascist demagogues like Trump in the USA and Farage and Johnson in the UK should be called Democracy First with the stated aims of protecting the rights of all citizens.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance" And changing Ragism to Magaism and it would fit! But the important part in both give us peace.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
60 years ago, your colleague wished everyone "Live long and prosper", didn't that get a redub for Korea? If so, they should re-run it, just the gif of Leonard would do! If only we could have the world of Star Trek today, preferably without the war in between! #LLAP
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Can he though, I thought you had a thing called Posse Comitatus that prevented the use of the Armed Forces in the States. Officers who are ordered to remove immigrants should first question how many generations should we go back? First generation? Good, pack your bags Herr Drumpf
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It reminds me of the old chestnut where three bad world leaders were standing on the roof of .. hand on I'll bring it up to date: President-elect Trump and his cabinet are all standing at the top of the Empire State Building, they all jump at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who cares!
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just to introduce myself, I am 62 from the UK, married for 27 years to my 2nd wife Sally, a daughter with 3 granddaughters and 2 great-granddaughters, a son with another granddaughter and sadly a son lost to brain cancer. At home, we have 2 fur-girls, Mally, the tortoiseshell and Ebony aka Kallax!
Sally Tortoiseshell back, white under, sleeping almost on her backEbony in the KallaxEbony in her more usual position, on top of the Kallax shelf unit.
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Tony Turtle 🐢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @aturtle05.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Now what does that remind me of?
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