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Fakenamold McBeeswax III

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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 19h
It's a long distance relationship.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm sad and disappointed that you're expressing such despicable prejudice.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh, that was *her*, I was not aware
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wish Biden would concentrate on his health. Can't he see that making inflation worse is not helping anyone? Must be because he's not only more powerful out of office than ever before, but also senile and incapable at the same time.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wonder hoot put out a hit on an owl.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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CFTC Staff Were Told to Retract Analysis of Suspicious Oil Trades
Chairman’s adviser intervened to take over examination of lucrative bets that were made around Trump reversal on Iran power plant attack.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sadly it has become quite common to come across stories that have gotten an AI "facelift" with generated pictures and invented extra details to increase engagement. I'm finding myself getting inreasingly paranoid because of it.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's what they don't tell you: horny jail is death and everyone has to go there gooner or later. *sooner
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope they won't break your heart.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of course the Trump Savings Accounts for kids turns out to be scam. In effect, "our president is helping rich donors offload overvalued stocks onto children, who are forced to hold the stocks for five years whether they want to or not." www.rawstory.com/trump-accoun...
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Trump rigs kids’ piggy banks so billionaires can dump falling stock on them: analyst
A quiet change to President Donald Trump's namesake savings program for children amounts to a gift for billionaires, according to an economic analyst.In an article for The Bulwark on Thursday, economi...
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I notice they haven't rebranded to OpenSI yet.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Joke's on you, I consider that time well spent.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An accountant? Yeah, I hate those guys, with their drugs and loose morals, ruining civilization.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That tweet is what they call an evergreen.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Schumer continues to practice politics from a different decade; he's literally just lucky that the current generation of Republicans runs terrible candidates who're bad at their job.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There may be the impression that D senate candidates polling well is the result of Schumer doing good work. That is mistaken. Democrats are polling well, because Republicans decided to be cartoonishly evil and people want something done about it, which is the exact same reason Schumer is "vilified".
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's gonna want to bomb Europe if he finds out, isn't he.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come to think of it, if developers can't be players, because they're too skilled for it, that would explain a few things.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's impressively stupid. What is this patent for exactly?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look at this bigshot here, owning a toilet - in this economy?!
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rap is dead? They must've missed that Rakim, Kurupt and Masta Killa just dropped a collaboration album together.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They probably had it coming.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You gotta improvise when you find yourself in a situation where you don't have the perfect tool for the job.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next year? Well, that's practically right before a presidential election, so I don't think it would be appropriate to fill the seat before the voters had their say.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can't just say that and not tell us. That's illegal.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like, if my business model was based on people paying me for the llm I own, I wouldn't want to invite questions about whether I should be allowed to own it in the first place.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So they *want* to be slavers?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's an easy mistake to make, they look, like, totally the same.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pundits like him the same way they liked DeSantis. High profile governor who got in some interesting sound bytes is enough for some artificial buzz. Newsom kept himself in the public eye with an aggressive social media presence, but just like DeSantis he'd disintegrate in a national campaign.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ableist.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But, Mike, just look at how controversial those takes are! For example: I could certainly use a billion dollars right now.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, they're also trying to get children into the mines, so I guess it's consistent.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Were they trying to find out about all those "victims of beastiality" trying to apply to the FBI?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clearly, nobody else suffers as much as white south africans. They suffer so much, they have to be paid to come to the US and many of them choose to go back to South Africa. The persecution of, say, an Afghan who worked with the US military pales in comparison to their hardship.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you the ghost of snot-mess future?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do they even bother with pretending to have elections.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wow, I'm so sorry they're treating you this way, but I guess you probably already knew that.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's footage, but it's a little blurry.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I did see the quoted post, that's the reason I felt I had to ask.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How do you define "good"?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
50 studio albums, what a catalogue.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess that means the house will be send into perpetual recess now.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Millions of New Yorkers are now regretting that they were on the vinyard or in greece.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Their inability to forgive unconditionally reflects very poorly on their character.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is your son going to be called "Dale Jr." because you will have had to go into witness protection?
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you change your mind, feel free to get it off your chest and tell us.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe we'll find out when they finally release the full Epstallion Files.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I simply look up the locations on mapgenie. Judge me all you like, but I just don't have the time anymore to find all that on my own and I'm looking for escapism, not a second fucking job.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rigorously repossessing riches reawakens recollections of rambunctious Robin-Hoodian robbery.
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Fakenamold McBeeswax III @attyatlawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That doesn't make sense to me, but I like it.
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