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Pablo Naruto

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I struggle to characterize myself with sincerity

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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 1h
Today in lowered standards: Remember when we found out the leader of the GOP was a serial rapist and pedophile and he experienced some consequences? Not as much as he should have, but at least folks were like "Hey Man, you don't get to fuck kids and still be a politician." (Comparatively) good times
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3h
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Silly idea for a #100Kanojo scene, not enough for a fic unto itself, I figured it would work better visually:
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Biblically-accurate car stereo:
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This may be an experience specific to people who draw, but sometimes you try drawing a specific person's face and you feel like every detail is right but somehow it hasn't come together and it looks nothing like them and barely like a human at all? Somehow this real person looks like that.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some fanart of your "The Boy From Venus" fanart
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"...in what some are calling the single darkest day in the history of this country's Olympic team, and others are calling a potential bonanza for the country's Paralympic team."
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Of all the things the phrase "fish fingers" could mean, I think we really lucked out
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've said this before, but with our lifetimes, very recently, computers went from being made as tools for the user to use, but as vehicles for the user to be advertised at.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The discovery of phosphorus: @HennigBrand BRB fam boiling piss, making gold #alchemy @HennigBrand wow this really blew up
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Memories never exist - memories only navigate inside consciousness - a mnemonic for remembering how to spell "mnemonic."
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Acquiescing to the unanimous demand of the clamouring multitude, the emperor decrees the victor shall slay his bested opponent, e'en though the blood to be spilled is blood the two share; definitely an atypical result for a celebrity golf tournament, but the Jonas brothers knew the risks going in."
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Rep. Mark Pocan @pocan.house.gov · 13/08/2026
Unacceptable. My bill, the Audit the Pentagon Act, would take on waste, fraud, and abuse just like this!
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ten #Batman #Villains and the Forty-Five Fusions Thereof: #DC #OCs #Bane #Catwoman #Clayface #Joker #MrFreeze #ThePenguin #PoisonIvy #TheRiddler #Scarecrow #TwoFace
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fun idea for a show: work-com about the (presumably catty/messy) magical spirits who are responsible for assembling the outfits magical girls will transform into. "OK, horns, hooves, third eye, loving it - we're throwing in some extensions, right?" "Absofuckinglutely."
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's weird the "Mike Trapp" is the name of a guy on Dropout, because it sounds much more like the name of a show that would be on Dropout. "Welcome to MIC TRAP, the internet's only stand-up comedy escape room show! Four performers can only escape our joke dungeon with the power of Doing Bits."
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of the top search results for professional wrestler William Dee "Haystacks" Calhoun is a screenshot of the search results for professional wrestler William Dee "Haystacks" Calhoun If at all possible, we should try to get a screenshot of the results that include the screenshot into the results
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If they don't give a damn about ANY trumpet-playin' band, I have terrible news for the Sultans of Swing, because there is no way a band is called that and doesn't have a full brass section. That's the name of the band that appears if you say "Benny Goodman" three times into a mirror.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been meaning to spend more time drawing bimbos at the suggestion of internet strangers, so genuinely I appreciate it Also, I should look at references for half-off jackets and people leaning forward, that was a challenge Also also, just noticed I didn't finish shading the yoga pants but it's fine
Curvaceous lady with platinum blonde hair under a backwards black baseball cap, with a scar over her left eye and beauty mark by her right which has extremely long lashes, same color as hair, a tight, midriff-bearing black t-shirt depicting the exploded engine block of a Toyota Prius, a half-off jacket, shiny black yoga pants, and house slippers.  Right hand is on her hip, left hand is making a "let's go" gesture with thumb out, expression is a gentle smile
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TRANSFORMERS are just robot furries Robot 01: Dude - what if I was, like, a car Robot 10: You're not, though 01: But what if, like, I dressed up as a car, and made sexy car noises 10:....you may be on to something here. Could I be a dinosaur? 01: [already on the Bad Dragon website] way ahead of you
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[To the tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"] 🎶 You found a lovely new wolf porn website 🎶 You hope it's not a front for the alt-Right 🎶 Just Furries 🎶 No Nazis
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They say science is on the decline in America, but lots of fascinating research is still happening; right now, for example, one of the largest experiments of all time is being conducted to see if it's possible for a nation to collectively will a man to death.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don't need to prove myself to anyone; I'm only in competition with myself. And that cheating bastard is kicking my ass.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Probably the biggest ratio among my #100KJ #OCs of backstory I've thought up - to - actual appearances in my stories. Her name is a play on the Japanese pronunciation of the phrase "maid service," and "d'Sables" means "of the sands" - referencing both her desert homeland and her love of the beach.
#48 May d'Sables 

A Franco-Algerian professional domestic worker and amateur surfer who takes work/life separation VERY seriously.

On the clock: [extremely conservative, traditional maid outfit] Oui, Madame. Bien sûr, tout de suite.

Zero seconds after punching out: [Daisy dukes, bikini top, sunhat, sunglasses, surfboard painted like an Aijou Rentaro dakimura] Hey shit-cunts. We hittin' thr fuckin' waves or what?

Probably the biggest ratio among my 100KJ OC's of backstory I've thought up - to - actual appearances in my stories.  Her name is a play on both the Japanese pronunciation of the phrase "maid service:" me-i-do sa-bi-su, and "d'Sables" means of the sands - referencing both her desert homeland and her love of the beach.

You could also read into it a reference to May Day, which is also a day celebrating labor history, and she does have a bit of a leftist streak, courtesy of her father, a professor of existentialist philosophy and literature.  Her early attempts to unionize the Hanazono household staff fell on deaf ears, though, because Hahari is actually an extremely generous and accommodating employer, sex crimes notwithstanding.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Another long day at the giant robot factory
Single-point perspective interior, skeletal giant robots in the foreground become more complete as they fade into the distance; overhead, giant versions of crane-game arms carry parts to-and-fro, including a shipping-container-sized blind box, and one of those sets of plastic acrylic paint tubs, one of which is open so a team of men on a gangplank can dip a telephone-pole-sized paintbrush in it, presumably for detailing the machines - similarly, in the foreground, another team carrying an Exacto knife like a battering ram is taking the rough stubs of gigantic pieces of plastic, snapped off from a set of grid kits on a forklift.  A worker carries a tube of superglue on his shoulder, and in immediate foreground we can see a hand holding the remote for one of the cranes, which requires quarters to function.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Underrated aspect of Cyclops' mutant power: because his optic blasts are concussive in nature, it's essentially impossible for anything to poke his eyes out - from dust and debris to Stooge Finger, everything would be pushed back before it could have a chance.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Neil Gaiman's alternative-universe doppelgangers, Crouch Dudefellow, Squat Personlad, and Crisscrossapplesauce Humanmale
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The good news is, I passed my test with flying colors. Unfortunately, none of them were colors urine is SUPPOSED to be.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also, if anyone needs a valid UPC barcode and you want it to be as subversive as possible, here you go:
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A very silly idea I had: - Mario - Wario - Mawario - Wamawario - Mawamawario - etc.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To all those pre-modern societies where someone new comes to power following the reign of a real piece-of-shit king and they dig up the king's corpse to try them for all their crimes post-mortem, I'd like to apologize for thinking you were silly - I get it now.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Lincoln drew the third heart from the angel's corpse and set it alight upon the tungsten altar at the center of Monk's Mound, inhaling the vapors to foresee his next life as Pablo Escobar, which is why $5 bills contain a strip that tests cocaine for fentanyl. You're watching The History Channel."
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So, THE SIMPSONS had an episode about a globe-spanning, Freemasons-esque secret society, and one of the running gags is they're in the pocket of the Egg Industry...and they didn't think to call the secret society "The Albuminati?"
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Professor in a horror film: Unfortunately, my dear, the man you once loved is gone - by some process unknown to science, the accident has turned him into this hideous monster, incapable of loving or being loved Slightly-Unusual-Looking Actor Cast As Hideous Monster: ...a paycheck's a paycheck
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I watched it 3 times, I regret nothing
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One thing the MCU could do to be a bit more comic-booky is have more characters actually get called their super-hero names (I can see, say, Ms. Marvel doing that). Tired of "Wow, the next one's gonna have NitroSapien, the Human Explosion!" And in nine movies he's only ever called Gary Terpelfutz.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Madame Lalaurie was a NOLA socialite from the 1830's believed to have been routinely imprisoning, torturing, and murdering slaves in the privacy of her mansion. Interestingly, one of the contemporary sources takes pains to emphasize how absolutely commonplace that level of cruelty actually was:
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Justice Brown Jackson's argument for birthright citizenship is very moving. I recommend reading it in full. An excerpt with alt-text below. “The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery.” — KBJ
Still, most freed Blacks resisted the pressure to self-deport. Instead, many started organizing toward the creation of the kind of Nation the colonizationists opposed—one that guaranteed liberty and justice for all. In the decades leading up to the ratification of the Fourteenth Amendment, Black Americans organized and gathered at more than 600 local and national conventions across the country. There, delegates erected the political and intellectual scaffolding for the Fourteenth Amendment and, later, for the Black Civil Rights Movement more generally. 

Critically for present purposes, these visionaries already understood themselves to be American citizens. “The refrains ‘we are Americans’ and ‘we are citizens’ echoed in conferences throughout the North.” Moreover, “[b]irthright figured importantly” as “delegates frequently characterized their status as that of native-born citizens.” The delegates argued that, as such, they had the requisite allegiance, so, at a minimum, the Federal Government owed them the duty of protection. 

The famed orator Frederick Douglass was one of these delegates. Capturing the spirit of the moment, Douglass proclaimed that Chief Justice Taney—the author of the majority opinion in Dred Scott v. Sandford, 19 How. 393 (1857)—“[could] do many things, but he [could not] … change the essential nature of things.” In the absence of the artificial evils of slavery and racial subordination, Douglass explained, “the glorious birthright of our common humanity, will become the inheritance of all the inhabitants of this highly favored country.”

Do note this: The citizenship thesis of the Colored Conventions was thus not that some new status should be created and conferred on freed Blacks.It was instead that freed Blacks already had a rightful claim to citizenship because they had been born on American soil. After all, the Nation, from its founding, had “boldly proclaim[ed] that all men are born free and equal, and that consequently life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, are inherent in every individual, vested inalienably by natural birthright.” No ideal was more inherently American. Now, “rest[ing their] cause on the republican standard of the revolutionary Fathers,” freed Blacks were “knock[ing] at the doors of the constitution and demand[ing] an entrance.” And “[i]f … asked what evidence [they] bring to sustain [their] qualifications for citizenship, [they would] offer them certificates of … BIRTH and NATIVITY.” Would the Nation live up to its promise?

Such universalist appeals were a conscious choice. Yes, Black Americans had suffered a singular wrong. And yes, they had “fought and bled” for the Union, paying a steep price for their freedom. But the delegates did not rest on these laurels. Rather, they drew upon the moral and political force of the universal principles that were already core to the Nation’s identity.

That bears repeating: Freed Blacks did not advocate for a unique set of rules that catered only to their situation. Nor did they seek to advance their own position relative to, or at the expense and exclusion of, other marginalized groups.Instead, those whose gatherings helped galvanize the push for full equality understood that “[a] diverse origin does not disprove a common nature, nor does it disprove a united destiny.” The firmest foundation for freedom would require an anticaste reset—“both for his sake and for ours”—and would benefit all.

During his U. S. Senate candidacy, Abraham Lincoln developed a similar vision. In the lead-up to the now-famous Lincoln-Douglas debates, Lincoln explained that the promise of liberty and equality in the Declaration of Independence “was held sacred by all, and thought to include all.” Lincoln expressly and intentionally linked the fate of Black Americans and immigrant groups (“among us perhaps half our people who are not descendants at all” of the Founders), and noted that the Nation’s future hinged on a universal definition of citizenship that excluded neither. He explained that the Declaration’s promise that “all men are created equal” was the “electric cord … that links the hearts of patriotic and liberty-loving men together,” regardless of race or descent.

The case was made. First, there was war. And then, the delegates’ (and Lincoln’s) universalist view of citizenship made its mark on the Constitution.
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DivestSPD @divestspd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
> Be a Seattle Police Sergeant > Make $90 hour > Still buy generic booze from Costco
Screen shot of the Seattle Wage data from data.seattle.gov showing Jeffrey Page's hourly rate as $90.10.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wile E. Coyote staring in the mirror every morning:
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In other corporate merger news, Arby's, White Castle, McDonald's, and Chick-fil-A will be combined into one company, the unfortunately-named "Arb-ite McD-fil-A"
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just realized how weird it is that there's two movies Wallace Shawn is best known for and both of them involve him interacting with a guy named Andre - and those are basically the two most prominent Andres in pop culture.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Starbucks" can be abbreviated as "*$$"
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Starting to kinda freestyle my bread recipes - this is multigrain (wheat flour, oats, flax) with herbs (rosemary, chive, parsley) and I added a dash of 5-spice powder:
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We may have found the all-time champion of the "Cops posing proudly in front of embarrassingly unobjectionable seized evidence" genre
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gonna make a zine that says "Trump is a corrupt, incompetent rapist, the people who support him are fascists, ICE should be abolished, publishing leftist zines and protesting fascism is legal and good, and anyone too stupid to recognize that shouldn't be getting paid taxpayer money" on every page.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Some languages, like Swahili and Iñupiaq, are referred to as "agglutinative," whuch means they can't be spoken by people with Celiac disease.
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What's the point of an algorithm if the algorithm doesn't even notice that any time it shows me an account that posts nothing but slop I immediately block it
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ideas for Couples' Activities
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Pablo Naruto @atpablonaruto.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's important to focus on the positives in life - don't think of him as "somehow still alive," think of him as "somehow already rotting."
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