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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling

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He/his Love all animals, especially the unlovable ones. Not a scientist or artist or anything exciting, just a disabled person striving to keep sane in an increasingly off kilter world. And fair warning I tend to post a lot of arachnids and the like

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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Saw this on Tumblr and had to share, it seems hopeful and in defiance of the general malaise everything seems to be falling under.
Screenshot from tumblr of white text on black background by @coela2616 "I am trying to operate under what I'm calling Pascal's Wager of Hope. If things are going to end terribly and I try anyway, I've lost nothing, but if things could end well and I do nothing, I've made a grievous error. All my effort could be in vain, but it also could not be, and that possibility means I should place my wager on hope."
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
Bedraggled raccoon standing on the wet beach sand with its little paws splayed down and out as if in extreme frustration or giving up. At the top in black text it says "for the fuckteenth time"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And you made me think of this one
2 part cat meme: First is a grey cat sitting beside its food dish which has an enormous orange in it and underneath it the explainer "Toddler was asked to feed the cat.", second is a closeup of that same cat zoomed in and with the caption "Dipsapointment"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so sorry and I don't understand my brain sometimes but you made me think of this one
Screenshot from tumblr, black text on white background: 
the-rain-monster  At any given moment there is a shark behind you. It might be a thousand miles away, but there is a shark behind you.
friedcherryblossomprincess And that shark is totally behind you. It is supporting you in whatever you do and wants you to succeed.

At the bottom is a hella cute drawing of a shark curled up into a c shape and giving you two thumbs up with its pectoral fins and all bright toothy smiles.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reminds me of the forbidden plutonium jelly pucks
Pucks of pure plutonium sitting on a tray looking all edible and jellylike
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Birthday Lauren 🥳My fave bird is a flamingo! Or a pigeon, or a cassowary (I used to have this flamingo picture with neat facts overload over it) They can drink boiling salt water and stand in same indefinitely! They HAVE to have their head upside down to eat, a flamboyance is a group of them!
Flamingo laying on its back in a puddle of water legs akimbo
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Birthday Dr. McGee! 🥳
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or risk a sub-par September
Skeleton on fire and holding a sword overlaid with the text "state of the world? bad" at the very top, underneath it is "mental health? Also bad" and at the very bottom "but still, we charge forward"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugh it made me so sad when I found out the pretty purple flowers that were growing here were invasive. 💔💜
creeping bellflowers taking over a fence in preparation for the yard.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wondered about this when one of my friends posted about how her radiation reading was higher from flying in an airplane than visiting Chernobyl. Will add proper alt text when I am back from sleeping sorry >.<
Meme consists of two pictures of the same person holding a geiger counter in two different places showing how much higher the radiation from the fight was than from Chernobyl.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ehehe sorry this reminded me of an old Reginald meme, just for disparaging his name ;D
Reginald the crab with laser eyes blowing up another crab (or possibly  pycnogonida aka sea spider)
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am always curious if my ratty friend will see this naturally or if I need to tag them in :P Being me I will tag in 12 hours if not seen ;D
White mouse two part meme, the first is a white mouse standing on his hind legs with tail extended behind presumably for balance and holding a photoshopped sword with a white background and the words above in black "Sir Squeaks says:" the bottom is a picture of the same mouse with a red filter and a closeup with glowing red eyes and white text saying "Die"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you. (I also have a spider version of this meme)
Why we don't nope here or "burn the house down" or "kill it with fire."

because even if its hilarious it promotes the idea that snakes are disgusting, dangerous or scary. Many people kill every snake they see, because of this idea. We want people to unlearn this idea. Almost every snake you see is harmless. The negative stereotypes of snakes are based in a culture of ignorance and superstition. We like snakes here, we hope everyone will learn to like them. Pictured at the top is an eastern ratsnake piled in upon itself, brown with darker brown stripes, photograph taken by Noah Mueller
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ehehe now I want to see a supersized one of these with a sleepy kitty tail coming out from its mouth (kind of like this)
Chain chomp cat bed with a kitty going into its head which is resting on the floor. A heavy duty looking chain connects the chomp to a wooden box.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Birthday dear friend, I am sorry for the broken foot
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saved this a while back, I hope rahaeli.bsky.com doesn't mind I forgot to ask at the time >.< But it seemed like great fit advice
Screenshot from bluesky with the following text:
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
Every respirator is a good option if you get a good fit on it, and what's a good fitting mask for you is not going to be a good fitting mask for other people, etc! A formal fit test costs a bunch of money, but you can approximate it at home with a perfume atomizer, some Sweet and Low--
11:55 AM · Jan 18, 2026
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rahaeli
 @rahaeli.bsky.social
· 6mo
--and a garbage bag: dump a bunch of Sweet and Low in water in the perfume atomizer, shake it up, put garbage bag loosely over your head without wearing mask, spray atomizer, verify you can taste it just by breathing. (If not, add more S&L to the water until you can.)
rahaeli
 @rahaeli.bsky.social
· 6mo
Eat something salty to clear your mouth, put mask on, adjust until you think it's a good fit, put garbage bag over head, spray atomizer, breathe. If you don't taste it, you pass the fit test!
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Black cat on the back of a rocking chair covered with a white sheet facing the photographer, their front paws go around the corner of the chair. At the top white text on a back background says "Cat parents will hear their cats go "mrrrp" in a certain tone from another room and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the sink turned on."
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good thing this isn't a diagram then ;D
Sketch of a theropod attack on a sauropod which has been brutally rebuffed. With two stomped underfoot and a third being pooped upon. The fourth unfortunate is getting their throat cut by the whip tail with the fifth being trapped under a fallen tree branch and its tail being clamped in the jaws of the sauropod. The art is titled "failed ambush" and there is a signature at the bottom right which I unfortunately can't make out. It also has supca 2012 underneath the signature, presumably where it was drawn.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I always liked the flower version myself ;)
Two different pictures of flowers planted in potholes in roads, the rightmost picture has a spray of multicoloured flowers while the leftmost has 3 potholes with red flowers planted in them and white spray paint round the perimeter,
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post a meme you have NEVER gotten to use Though to be fair I have only never used it because every time I go to use it I can't find it :P
Drawing of an albino opossum running past two servers while holding a magnet with its tail, at the top are the words:

"Do you fucking mind"
And at the bottom the words:
 "I'm running through a crypto mine with a big magnet"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sometimes when I am mostly despair I need this, I hope it helps you too
"We are gonna get through this together" comic of an opossum and raccoon crossing a street together to keep each other safe. artist appears to be 2birds1pencil
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is this the new menstruation crustacean station?
2 pictures of a plastic shark on a toilet tank, in the first one the mouth is closed and in the second one it is open to show whats inside, period supplies! The text accompanying them is Blue head icon: Can I get a pad? Me: In the shark Blue head icon: What? The second picture is the same text just this time you can see the shark mouth is open to show period supplies,
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I HAVE A FLAMINGO MEME! :D (I had a flamingo meme sadly, when I am back from mowing I will find it I promise)
Flamingo on its back in the water with legs akimbo and looking kind of goofy.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Omg this reminded me of my fave card from The Big Bang Theory
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #262

As best as I can tell, life is intolerable. Oh, not always of course. A case can be made for all the big wonders and little blessings and blah, blah, blah. But when you really boil it down, our entire existence rests on a few really ugly premises. First, life, and by that I mean the big life, life with a capital L, must ingest other life in order for it to remain life. Or, put another way, in order to witness the miracle of creation, we must continually eat, and then poop out, a little bit of that miracle. Second, one of the charming side effects of sentient life is emotional pain. The fact that dead and fermenting plant life creates alcohol - a terrific anesthetic for emotional pain - might cause one to think that this is, by nature, a compassionate universe. Think again. Keep dulling that pain with booze and you wind up, if you're lucky, in a church basement sharing your tears with complete strangers. If you're not lucky, you wind up on a waiting list for a motorcyclist's liver. And finally, there is the ever-present knowledge of death. In order to "more fully appreciate the gift of life," we all get to ponder a violently sudden or slow and agonizingly painful descent into oblivion -- after which our beloved bodies turn into the stuff of nightmares. Which brings me back to my original premise: life is intolerable. But rather than go gently into that creepy night, I've decided to start a petition to protest the fundamental conditions of existence. I know it's not much, but it's a start. And damnit, I'm just the guy to do it! The petition is available at chucklorre.com. Sign on now and make your voice heard before you're dead and your vocal chords are being eaten by a swarm of disgusting bugs.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got the bugshirt version of that but its SO HOT I die when I wear it =/
Male model standing in front of a lake wearing a BugShirt (basically a longsleeved shirt but with breathable mesh under the arms and armpit area and more mesh over the face)
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is my fave version of that sentiment, bit longer though
Screenshot of a twitter post by themightyglamazon
I enforce federal worker health and safety and pollution regulations.

When I was learning my trade, when my classmates and I were having a chuckle over the "well duh" level of specificity written into the Code of Federal Regulations (try "no hazardous material shall be stored in crew berthing" on for size),I will never forget the silence that followed when our instructor spoke these words:

"Your regulations are written in blood."

These regulations were not written on a whim. They were written because someone thought they could cut costs by storing however many more pounds of a radioactive, toxic, carcinogenic, or whatever else material in the same rooms where the human beings they paid to transport those materials slept, and then did that. because no one was telling them not to. 

They were written because people died. Horrifically. Because unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering.

Can I say it again for those not paying attention?

Unregulated capitalism values profit over human life and suffering.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I would go for the Floating Judgment Box
 Brown text at the top left of the picture says "Give your cat a place to rest...other than your keyboard" At the bottom in black text with a white background it says "Give your cat the  FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX to allow them to stare at your unfinished work from afar" The top 3/4 is a picture of a woman typing on a keyboard and an orange cat sitting in a wooden tray perched on the corner of her desk and staring at her.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I make and print my own, usually they are memes though with text added in mspaint cause my family knows I am very weird. adding a reginald meme to show you what I mean, I think people appreciate I make it for them.
Crab meme with the text in white on a black background

"This is Reginald everyone say "hi Reginald"
He doesn't like the taxman
But remember he on appears on alternating tuesdays        
in the upper right corner of the meme is a giant Japanese spider crab
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wicked cool, AND I learned a new word anadromous
anadromous /ə-năd′rə-məs/
adjective

  1.   Migrating up rivers from the sea to breed in fresh water. Used of fish. 
2. Ascending rivers from the sea, at certain seasons, for breeding, as the salmon, shad, etc. 
3. Tending upwards; -- said of terns in which the lowest secondary segments are on the upper side of the branch of the central stem. 

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I saw this one going around and appreciated the sentiment but decided it needed proper alt text.
meme with white text on a black background and a picture at the bottom
gena7125
Mitch McConnell's hospitalization got me thinking.

If a U.S. senator is hospitalized for months and can't vote or represent the people who elected them, why is there no process to determine whether they're still able to serve?

Most Americans have to justify missing a single day of work.

Picture of Mitch McConnell looking especially turtley at the bottom
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
but also *cough cough* I went to make one and found this
chipmunk wearing cowboy hat and bandana over  the words "avenge me"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I saw this bumper/tube sticker ages ago for a cyclist
Bumper sticker of a cyclist flying through the air with a tacod front wheel and a car in the background obviously having hit the cyclist and the words "Politicize My Death" on it top and bottom
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Orange cat biting fiercely into a corn on the cob muzzle all wrinkled with the bite force, captioned with the words "You're afraid to be corny" at the top and "but I was born on the cob"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ehehe honestly I was thinking more a bear hiding behind a skinny tree.
Giant brown bear hiding behind a teeny tiny tree, you can basically see the whole bear.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This mama spider? ;D
Mother ambylpygi carrying her young on her back, the mother is black with brown stripes on her rear legs and the young have green abdomens with everything else being white. Photograph is by Jordan Cadiot.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
An opossum in a rainbow sweater standing on grass and looking all cute. Captioned at the top with the words "a SPECIAL place in hell? for ME?" and at the bottom "that is actually really thoughtful :) "
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Did your parents do this one too?
Friendly oversized antlered sculpture waving its long metal fingers at you. Its body appears to be made out of antlers and various unidentifiable things including wood and vines.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sorry it JUST occurred to me this was a birthday post (sometimes I am incredibly dense >.< ) Happy Belated Birthday to one of my fave Bluesky peeps (who has caused me to try so many new crafts I never ever would have dreamed of) here is your birthday lobster!
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm sorry you made me think of this one
screenshot of a conversation from tumblr or twitter. At the top are two pictures of an eel that looks remarkably like an aged banana all brown spots on yellow background with the following text. "This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source)
 nicepost sorry the what? the what moray
 scientist: let's call you the... goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist] 
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rue is her name, Kanga-Rue is Moms nickname for her. I call her weasel, jerkface, and so many other things which I am of course drawing a blank on now.
Tabby kitty named Rue laying on her side on my Moms lap with her left front foot keeping Mom from turning the page in her book.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
tdpelmedia.com/bbc-presente... the article the quote is from, its on how to clear out the hot air inside the car double quick. Its by BBC presenter and scientist Hannah Fry.
Screenshot of a section from an article.

Instead, here’s what she does:

    Open a window on the opposite side of the driver—like the rear left window if you’re in the driver’s seat.
    Then, and here’s the fun part, rapidly open and close the driver’s door a few times.

Yes, she admits you might “look like a bit of an idiot,” but trust the process.
The Science Behind the Weird-Looking Door Flap

It might seem silly, but here’s how it works.

According to Fry, when you swing the door open and shut quickly, it creates an area of low pressure that pushes the hot air out.

This movement causes something called “bulk flow,” which basically forces the stifling hot air inside the car to rush out.

With the window open on the other side, fresh air flows in to replace the hot air that just got swept away.

Do it two or three times and boom—your car’s temperature drops dramatically.

“Suddenly it’s beautifully temperate,” she says.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Happy Birthday Jessie! 🥳
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They are basically endless on Amazon, the design varies slightly but just look for one that uses batteries not plugin like this one.
Portable bidet from Bathkity showing it stretched out and folded up to fit in its reservoir. Also pictured is its box and charging cord.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
feels like this summarizes my feelings nicely
Screenshot of comments from the article that nicely summarizes my feeling 
Ducker
9 hours ago

Great idea, far too expensive.
El Elsatico
8 hours ago

2000's stylings, 2020's pricing. I feel I could have gotten this phone free when I started a new contract with T-mobile...
Mate are you joking
10 hours ago

Five hundred dollarydoos?!
steve
8 hours ago

I'll stick with my $35 dollar Samsung flip, from Wal-Mart.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Testing the whole never too late thing. ;)
Rue my tabby kitty, with her little paws crossed as she lies on her side with her face half in shadow and one of her paws on Moms book to keep her from turning the page.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why we don't "nope" here...or "burn the house down" or "kill it with fire:"
Because even if it's hilarious, it promotes the idea that spiders are disgusting, dangerous or scary. Many people kill every spider they see, because of this idea. We want people to unlearn this idea. Almost every spider you see is harmless. The negative stereotypes of spiders are based in a culture of ignorance and superstition. We like spiders here. We hope everyone will learn to like them. Spider picture at the top just underneath the first 5 words, a small brown/yellow papery sort. At the bottom it identifies the spider type and photographer in yellow text Matidia sp (Clubionidae) Morowali, Sulawesi, Indonesia by Arlo Pelegrin
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
White text on black background consisting of these words: Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Keep fucking off until you get to a gate with a sign saying "you cant fuck off past here." Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.
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Atomic Lobster, still wishing ill on JK Rowling @atomiclobstar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy 40th Birthday Jordan 🥳
Blue lobster chilling on the bottom of an aquarium with a photoshopped hat on and captioned with the text "Birthday Pinches coming your way!"
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