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AtomicDeke

@atomicdeke.bsky.social
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Storyteller. Broadcaster. Z-lister.

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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Man in a chair prepares to smack a red button labeled “more violence” with extreme force and vigor
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Beaker from the Muppets in a barbershop quartet outfit, brandishing a hatchet in both hands with the caption “TIME TO DO GODS WORK”
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sources say the ammunition was discovered among some extremely concerning graffiti as well as, well, we advise viewers with delicate constitutions to avert their eyes.
A concrete driveway with the words “Blacks Rule” spray painted on it, as well as a burnt Confederate battle flag. For context, this scene was staged by a racist old white man.
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If it takes a sick man to pray for death, well
Roderick Strong faking injury and illness for sympathy with the caption “I’m the sickest man living”
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When you signed up for the grift, just not like this Not like this
JD Vance looking confused by what he’s hearing
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Here are my elves. Jaaster’s just plain folk that occasionally takes time from building stuff and raising dogs to punch out bad guys. Vander’s not a hero, he’s an ex-pirate with a lot of bad habits. People keep coming at him, though, so he’s gotta keep handing out lessons.
An elezen on a ship, eager to get underway. An elezen in formal crafting gear, caught off guard while pensively sitting on a couchAn elezen smirking at the camera in low lightAn elezen dressed like a pirate in a dark haunted house
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I need you to see this entrance from All Star Grand Queendom. Saya Kamitani is a fucking supervillain. I need her and Toni Storm to cross paths and have a program. This won’t feed families, this will sustain nations for generations to come. Somebody call somebody, goddamn.
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Compare this with the Biden Office. I don’t think anyone will ever accuse Joe Biden of taste or anything fashionable, but Trump is and always has been cheap and fucking gaudy.
Press conference in the Oval Office with Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and members of Congress
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
Beaker from the Muppets, dressed as a member of a barbershop quartet, clutching an axe, captioned “TIME TO DO GODS WORK”
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Minoru Suzuki telling you to shut up, and hoping you get hit by a car
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is a level of mayhem I aspire to
A man in a red chair raising his hand to slam a red button marked “More violence”
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’ve been telling stories for about ten years now. I don’t know if it’ll ever get me paid, or if I even want it to, but I know people enjoy these stories, I enjoy telling them, and I love that it doesn’t feel wrong to say that I’m damn good at what I do.
Roderick Strong wearing glasses and a neck brace in a hospital bed with a caption of “I’m the sickest man living”
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AtomicDeke @atomicdeke.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
An evil Shiba Inu professing a heartfelt wish, saying “May the carnage never end.”
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