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Faulkner

@atomiccowboy.bsky.social
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𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑾𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑻𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒔 – » Bounty Hunter Fallout RP | MVRP | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: New Vegas » 18+

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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I don't.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"Y'sound like a tin can gettin' blown down the highway."
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"What the fuck."
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"Glad t'hear it." Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more. [And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hi, you got that next installment? Wrong casino, though.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm gonna go to a CASINO owned by a MAN with a C
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Andy help they keep talkin' 'bout boobies.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
There's too much tit talk in this town these days. That's what's wrong with the wasteland. I think.
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Ivy. @courierivy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What is going on over there?
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Think I could be convinced t'run her outta town, for a small f... Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Lucy seems to inspire that.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Nearly. Sure, I'll take 189 for 'em.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
||miss purnell i dont mean it miss purnELL SORRY
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why, you buy some padding?
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Not you, darlin', we all see [you.]
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Told her she lost her damn mind.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I ain't inclined t'give you a damn thing!!
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Uh... right. You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am? [They don't LOOK radioactive...]
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What in the dusty hell is a wizard
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 — .ᐟ @bootridden.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"This here town ain't big enough for the two of us."
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
👀
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Chickie here spooks horses, y'know. I'll run down who I can.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Horses, y'say...
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"Weeell, ain't this a fine fuckery..."
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yeah... been a minute since I seen 'er, actually. Think that engineer 'round the lake keeps her busy, I dunno.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Y'should, it's a real pretty view up there. Wildlife's all stirred up about somethin' though. And... good t'know. Won't say I'd mind seein' you around.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
...I was up on the mountain, I got cabin fever somethin' fierce.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Like, a puzzle. A true mystery...
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My mind is an enigma that cannot be explained (Someone got distracted and wandered off)
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
🧍‍♂️
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I am?!
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I have lived here for THREE MONTHS...
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. @trialed.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ THE CHOSEN ONE ⠀ ⠀⠀ CANNOT BE WEAK —— .ᐟ
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Faulkner - that's what everyone calls me. (That might [just] change if Arlo keeps the rounds coming. He doesn't need telling twice, though. He gets up from his bar stool, holds onto his hat, and knocks back the last of his bourbon. A good handful of caps on the bartop and he's set.)
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
||The intent to make Faulkner a Han Solo "I know" type is constantly at war with the urge to shitpost and be gay.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lucy, one goddamn thing could explain you and the mask made it hard to see I guess: Vault suit.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lucy, I don't think a goddamn thing in this wasteland could explain you.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
...HEEYAH, CHICKADEE! (They tear off into the moonset.)
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(The fringe tugs up in a grin.) I wasn't gonna ask. Sure as [hell] wasn't gonna ask that fuckin' Ranger, neither. Like. What, tonight? Or in the mornin'?
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Well, now hang on- It's the flair of the thing, see-
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Oh, sorry, partner. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵍᵃʸ ᵐᵉⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ?
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gay Geiger counter.
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
How many planets're you gonna get your ass stuck on? Go'on, now, git!
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