Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025"Y'sound like a tin can gettin' blown down the highway." 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025"Glad t'hear it." Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face. 100
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more. [And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.] 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Hi, you got that next installment? Wrong casino, though. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025There's too much tit talk in this town these days. That's what's wrong with the wasteland. I think. 100
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Think I could be convinced t'run her outta town, for a small f... Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now? 011
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Uh... right. You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am? [They don't LOOK radioactive...] 000
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025"This here town ain't big enough for the two of us." 100
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Chickie here spooks horses, y'know. I'll run down who I can. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Yeah... been a minute since I seen 'er, actually. Think that engineer 'round the lake keeps her busy, I dunno. 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Y'should, it's a real pretty view up there. Wildlife's all stirred up about somethin' though. And... good t'know. Won't say I'd mind seein' you around. 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025...I was up on the mountain, I got cabin fever somethin' fierce. 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My mind is an enigma that cannot be explained (Someone got distracted and wandered off) 010
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Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Faulkner - that's what everyone calls me. (That might [just] change if Arlo keeps the rounds coming. He doesn't need telling twice, though. He gets up from his bar stool, holds onto his hat, and knocks back the last of his bourbon. A good handful of caps on the bartop and he's set.) 110
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025||The intent to make Faulkner a Han Solo "I know" type is constantly at war with the urge to shitpost and be gay. 120
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Lucy, one goddamn thing could explain you and the mask made it hard to see I guess: Vault suit. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Lucy, I don't think a goddamn thing in this wasteland could explain you. 000
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025...HEEYAH, CHICKADEE! (They tear off into the moonset.) 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025(The fringe tugs up in a grin.) I wasn't gonna ask. Sure as [hell] wasn't gonna ask that fuckin' Ranger, neither. Like. What, tonight? Or in the mornin'? 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Well, now hang on- It's the flair of the thing, see- 010
Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025How many planets're you gonna get your ass stuck on? Go'on, now, git! 010