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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
In honor of Reality Fracture, the “Opposite Day” set @bransonreese.bsky.social just pinging so you can also see, hope you like him 🙏
Cygnus Lad, Man of Letters

2 and a blue mana

Legendary Creature — Bird Advisor

1, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature with Swan Boy in its name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If Cygnus Lad was attacking, the creature enters tapped and attacking.

“School does suck dick.”

1/3

Art: Swan Boy wearing a suit and turtleneck reading Michel Foucault. Thought bubble says “Hmm.. Yes...”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
Homer Simpson performing with The Who on top of the wall of trash in season 12 episode A Tale of Two Springfields. He has a mop on his head
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Not American but I lived in Boston for a big part of my childhood and I guess that sticks with you
You talk most like someone from Massachusetts — about 55% of your answers match a typical resident.
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 19/08/2026
Aaron Bastani's shit ass apology video in my youtube recommendations. Context menu is open and “Don't recommend channel” is highlighted
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
Rona:
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026
Two Walter Whites screaming Hank from inside a truck
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
That's right
Stinky from Moomin metal keychain. He has a shit-eating grin and is running while holding a bunch of bottles
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 28/06/2026
Bus driver tapping a picture of Julius Streicher post-hanging, to remind us that journalists are not and should not be exempt from the consequences of crimes against humanity
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 20/06/2026
Postal patrons were asked to choose between two competing designs: One of Ratts' heartwarming smile and one of his fiery death. By a nearly two-to-one vote, the smiling Ratts was chosen
Ratts Tyerell stamp featuring his heartwarming smileRatts Tyerell stamp featuring his fiery death
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 20/06/2026
I clicked on his article and found this I'm in tears (of mourning)
Ratts Tyerell screaming in the split second before his fiery death
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026
Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?

Sam: That there's monsters on the world, Mr. Frodo.

Sam: And we really know very little
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
🖕
Playlist called “Tuesdays” with songs about Tuesdays

First recommendation is “Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.” by Simon & Garfunkel
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
Now he's freshly showered :) Lookin good
Guy with a smile and no stink lines: “I love every person I see on the street! Lookit that happy and wonderful man”

Guy walking past whistling. A box with an arrow pointing at him above him that says “normal guy”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 19/05/2026
Wearing my sincerest T-shirt in his honor
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 17/05/2026
Guy turning into a snake, from the movie Sssssss (1973)
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026
The cover of this JAV with MrBeast's face plastered over it. I also censored the nudity please don't come after me
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026
Scene from Step Brothers. John C. Reilly standing over Will Ferrell, lying on a sofa

John: Why are you so sweaty

Will: I was listening to Eusexua
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 17/04/2026
Love bats. I'm normal about babts
Bat sitting in the palm of a gloved hand. It has a chilld look on its face, a big belly and its legs are a little awkward, like a tiny person
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026
Bluesky moderation when it happens
Otto from The Simpsons at a U2 concert. Everyone around him is standing and cheering but he is sitting down with an annoyed look on his face

Otto: Sit down! Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone!
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 23/03/2026
The angel talking to George Bailey from It's a Wonderful Life
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 18/03/2026
lol
1 label has been placed on this content

(they're saying it's sexually explicit)
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 18/03/2026
Tweet from Meta Horizon with a video that showcased legs being added to the MetaVerse, the thumbnail edited to show a bare ass photoshopped onto Mark Zuckerberg's virtual torso seen from behind

Caption: Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 01/03/2026
You hate him because you think he's an edgelord. I love him because I know he's a silly baby
Pokémon 30th anniversary logo with Umbreon
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 28/02/2026
Happy fifth to big piss guy
(at)nrherzog: rug carved into oak floor by selva aparicio....i'm in love

(pictures of elaborate patterns carved into an oak floor)

(at) pcdrom: ok but what if my dog pissed on this then what

(at)bblum60: I'd start with grabbing paper towels or something idk. Good thing it's not on the carpet or that could of been a problem

(at)Jacy_1419: Do... do you know how open unsealed wood works?
It would immediately soak in and stay there.

(at)bblum60: Oh yeah would it? Big piss guy huh? U know how piss reacts on any surface you said?
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 17/02/2026
One for those having a hard time with the transition
MTG card ‘Caustic Bronco’. Creature type is Snake Horse Mount and the art is a Horse with the head, tail and scales of a snake
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 07/02/2026
500 gr. pokinn minn hefur enst vel. Það eru til stærri en ég held ekki minni. Kannski eru litlir pokar/staukar í Dai Phat. Það er alla vega ekkert svo sterkt, smókí og pínu sætt. Getur notað það hvar sem þú myndir nota chiliduft og það væri 🤌
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 03/02/2026
Jeremias the priest from Mundaun with a speech bubble beneath him
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 20/01/2026
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck looking to the side with sinister expressions. A poster with a picture of the Ass to Ass guy from Requiem for a Dream with the words “ass to ass season” is hung on a tree standing between them
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 19/01/2026
This is one of the funniest photos I've seen in my life
Nick Dwyer looking forlornly into the camera, destroyed AI garbage on the floor behind him
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 12/01/2026
Scarecrow holding his show trial from The Dark Knight Rises
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
Many of the guys in Kelly comics are real and not made up as one might assume
Stan Kelly comic from The Onion

Title at the top: “Good will to men...?”

Handsome version of Kelly (tall, rugged and muscular, handsome, still bald with glasses): “B-but I'm BARELY over the blood-alcohol limit...!”

Police officer (wearing a helmet with the text “Officer Power Trip” on it): “Happy holidays. Heh heh heh!”

Kelly in the corner: “Their annual tradition.”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
I just like this one
Lady on Facebook (identity redacted): I am AuDHD and have a major love of driving, but I am also a big speeder. I think it is one of my stims (still at age 76)
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 27/11/2025
Time Cube Guy can help salvage this
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 22/11/2025
Somewhat missing from the discourse about the monstrous nature of their work is the fact that these women were running the entire operation like a crime ring. They are keenly aware that they are doing evil and want to be sure no one finds out about it
To avoid legal jeopardy, Saldaya and Norris-Clark taught their students to accept cash gifts only after a successful birth, never to sign contracts and to avoid the sort of women who might blame them if a birth went wrong. “You will interact with babies not making it through their births,” Saldaya warned her students in one video call, adding, “People turn real fast.” If RBKs transferred with clients to the hospital, Saldaya told them to give a fake name. If the police were called to a baby’s death, Saldaya advised, “You just play dumb, sweet, innocent neighbor.”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 20/11/2025
Doing some reading
Automutilation is defined as a maladaptive behavior observed in animals, particularly in rabbits, where they engage in self-injury, often as a response to environmental stress or underlying pain.
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 18/11/2025
Made some Chicagoans eat these once
“Ein með öllu” [ain medh udluh], an Icelandic hot dog with ketchup, mustard, remoulade and both fried and raw onions
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 16/11/2025
I'm gonna block her now because her vibes are terrible even if I wasn't sure 100% she's a right-wing op. My replies to her won't be shown anymore but I want people to know not to engage, so here's some of the lists she's already on lmao Apologies to Big Joel but this might improve future replies
Lists Bluesky user i<dask>bex<dash>1996<dot>bsky<dot>social is on. Highlights include “JD Vance Engagement (Automated),” “Annoying” and “The Nazi Bar”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 23/10/2025
Brian's Hat sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Clear outlines of two cubes in Brian's pocket
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 12/10/2025
Folks, they're confused about Ian Watkins again
YouTube comments paying condolences to Ian "H from Steps" Watkins, confusing him with Ian "Nonce from lostprophets" Watkins who died today
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 07/10/2025
Here are the lists I'm on that are allowed to exist on here, for reference. Note that “AI Haters” is not banned
Blocklists that I am on, some of which call me MAGA/Charlie Kirk glazer (false), leftist (true), antisemite as well as one with an ableist title and one implying I'm a pedophile. NOTABLY, I am on a list of AI haters
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 16/09/2025
🫡
pedoconservatives.com saved in my bookmarks under “useful”
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 14/09/2025
His delivery on the “an implied vow” line is so good
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 01/09/2025
One day I'll add every combination of these up to at least 6 but it's like 126 of them
My muted words, which include the laughing emoji in various numbers
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 17/08/2025
Every one of these
Homer Simpson pausing his frantic running to take a phone someone was using and yelling “Can't talk now” into it
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 07/07/2025
I hadn't logged in in a while and was never subscribed but it's the principle of the thing imo. Fuck that zio rag and the fascist goons who staff it
Account deletion form for NYT, where I cite “Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️” as my reason for deleting
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 07/07/2025
A Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labubu items
A Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labubu items
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 19/06/2025
wint @dril
girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"
but they  do not care of, "Man's Pain"
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 09/06/2025
Kirk Van Houten (standing in front of photo of troops sleeping on the floor): I sleep on a basement floor. Do you?Homer Simpson: I sleep in a big bed with your wife.
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CRUSHED FLATLI (like the horrifying way to die not the feti @atli.myatproto.social · 14/04/2025
He finally sees the emptiness of all things, including his wallet
Enso (Zen circle)
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