Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Been getting way less spam calls since I started shrieking at them like a ghoul 010
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Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If nobody got me I know my 3 OF subscribers got me 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This is who was BEGGING to be let into epstein island btw 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Kinda wanna go back to being a redhead kinda wanna go blonde kinda wanna kms what do I dooooo ✨ 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Everyone on hinge seems so wealthy like how are all of you skiing and traveling all the time?? I am WELL out of my class here 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Once my hair gets past this awkward length it’s over for you fuckers 💅✨ 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Going up to army guys and telling them “I like your cosplay” 030
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Coworker: “I can tell you don’t do skincare” Okay ow?? 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The kill count in A Goofy Movie is low but it is not zero 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 07/04/2025If you wanna know if he loves you so it’s in his piss 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 05/04/2025ACOWBOYSHEAVYLOAD by bilmuri plays silently in the distance 100
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I was just asked if I have kids Have I lost my youthful charm? What’s happened to me 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I accidentally put mango habanero seasoning in my protein shake instead of ginger so that’s how my days going 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I’m tired of pretending like boomers didn’t COOK with water beds 💦 I have not slept one good night since getting rid of mine 010
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Red White & Blueland is the dumbest name for a place I have ever heard in my life and there’s a place called “Slickpoo” 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Customer grabbed my hand today and said “ooo you need a medicure” 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Change its name as much as you want but it’ll always be the golf of mexico to me 000
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 18/01/2025You can’t hurt my feelings My cat gets the zoomies when I come home 010
Emoalien 👽 @atlantician.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Let’s make this bedroom stinky Or whatever chappell roan said 000
