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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

New day, new box! 📦 Happy Sunday, everyone!! 😸❤️ Nouvelle journée, nouvelle boîte! 📦 Bon dimanche tout le monde!! 😸❤️

Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Atchoum: I officially declare that fall has arrived! 🍁 Mom: Just a little reminder that fall actually arrived on September 23rd. 🙄 Atchoum: It may be Mother Nature who chooses the date, but I’m the one who decides when we start wearing little fall scarves. 🍁😎 Mom: 🙄🙄🙄

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Who’s the most handsome? ME!!!!!! 😹🤣 #ModestGuy C’est qui le plus beau? C’est MOI!!!!!! 😹🤣 #GarçonModeste

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This morning, I’m sorry to inform you that you will NOT be receiving the Employee of the Month award. My breakfast arrived 11 minutes late. 😒 #ImplacableBoss #AtchoumTheCat #EmployeeOfTheMonth #CatBoss

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

September has arrived, and we’ve brought out Atchoum’s favorite blanket for the fall. 🍂🧡 As you can clearly see, he couldn’t be happier. 😻 Le mois de septembre est arrivé et nous avons sorti la couverture préférée d’Atchoum pour l’automne. 🍂🧡 On voit clairement qu’il est heureux! 😻

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Even when I try to style his hair while he’s sleeping, he still manages to mess it all up. 🤦🏼‍♀️ A true rebel! 🤣 Même si j’essaie de lui faire une mise en plis pendant qu’il dort, il trouve quand même le moyen de se décoiffer. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Un vrai rebelle! 🤣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Wishing you all a wonderful Sunday! 🥰🐾 Je vous souhaite à tous un très bon dimanche! 🥰🐾

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Which singer from the ’80s does Atchoum remind you of? 🎤😹 À quel chanteur des années 80 Atchoum vous fait-il penser ? 🎤😹

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sometimes I stare into the void thinking I could do something interesting today… and then I remember I could also just go back to sleep and do absolutely nothing. 😂

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Sometimes, I wonder if he even remembers he has four legs. He spends his entire life lying on his back. 🙄😂 Des fois, je me demande s’il se rappelle qu’il a quatre pattes. Il passe sa vie couché sur le dos. 🙄😂

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Today is International Cat Day… as if I needed a special day to remind Mom who the true center of the universe is. 🙄😂🐾 ***** Aujourd’hui, c’est la Journée internationale du chat… comme si j’avais besoin d’une journée spéciale pour rappeler à maman qui est le véritable centre de l’univers. 🙄😂🐾

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Some of us work harder than others… 😉 P.S. Watch until the very end. 🤣🫣 Y en a qui travaillent plus fort que d’autres… 😉 P.S. Regardez jusqu’à la fin. 🤣🫣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

MOM: “We’re having such a great time together, just the two of us! 🤩😛” Atchoum: “You keep saying ‘we’ when you really mean ‘you.’ I’m just waiting for the treats to show up. 😾”

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Atchoum has officially declared frozen Catit Creamy as the treat of the summer. ☀️ … Atchoum a officiellement désigné les gâteries glacées Catit Creamy comme la gâterie de l’été. ☀️ #CoolCats #Atchoum #CatitParter

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

For the next 10 days, you’re all mine, Mom. 😈 No sharing you with anyone else. Get ready… you’ll be at my beck and call from morning to night. 😈😈 #DadIsAway

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you’re feeling stressed this morning, turn up the volume and enjoy this little moment of pure zen.☺️ ****** Si ce matin tu es stressé(e), ouvre le volume et profite de ce petit moment de zénitude.☺️

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Atchoum wakes me up every morning at 5:30 a.m. As soon as I’m awake… he goes right back to sleep. 😪 Then, when I decide to take an afternoon nap, he comes to wake me up. 🫩 And the moment I’m awake… he goes back to bed again. So I decided that he doesn’t get to nap either. 😈

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Surveillance system: activated. 👀👀 ******* Système de surveillance activé. 👀👀

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You’ll probably say she’s spoiled because she gets access to my fluffy little belly… but what she loves most is burying her nose in it and breathing in that unique scent of dust, fresh-cut grass, and wet concrete after the rain. ☺️

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I pretty much claim every piece of furniture in my house… and the outdoor furniture too. This swing officially belongs to me now. 👑 And that’s non-negotiable.

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Every Sunday follows the exact same schedule… and I worked very hard to keep it that way. 😼💤 ******* Tous les dimanches suivent exactement le même horaire… et j’ai travaillé très fort pour que ça reste comme ça. 😼💤

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I love it when his ruff is perfectly in place. He looks like a little aristocrat. 🤭👑 ******* J’adore quand sa collerette est bien placée. Il a l’air d’un petit aristocrate. 🤭👑

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Is someone coming over this morning? 🤔 Why did you make me look so adorable? 😼✨ Est-ce qu’on attend quelqu’un ce matin? 🤔 Pourquoi m’as-tu rendu aussi mignon? 😼✨

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“The moment he sees a comb, he has to rub himself on it. 🤣🤣” « Dès qu’il voit un peigne, il doit s’y frotter. 🤣🤣 »

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

From today on, we’re staying in the air conditioning. 🥵 With a feels-like temperature of 44°C, the only plan is to stay cool… and take a nap. 😴 **** À partir d’aujourd’hui, nous restons à l’air climatisé. 🥵 Avec un ressenti de 44 °C, le seul programme est de rester au frais… et de faire la sieste. 😴

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We’re enjoying the garden today because tomorrow’s temperatures are going to be unbearable. 🌿☀️ We’ll be staying in the air conditioning tomorrow! 😎❄️ ***** Nous profitons aujourd’hui du jardin, car demain la température sera pénible. 🌿☀️ Nous resterons à l’air climatisé demain! 😎❄️

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Weekends are better when they’re spent with the best boy. 😊 I suppose you may enjoy my company. 😼 ******** Les week-ends sont toujours plus beaux avec le meilleur des garçons. 😊 J’imagine que vous avez le privilège de profiter de ma présence. 😼

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Friday looks a little cloudy… I think I’ll stay home and relax instead of supervising the garden today. 😼☁️ What are your plans for the weekend?

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Looks like it’s the weekend. 😏 Didn’t you know the future belongs to those who wake up early? 😈 You’re already two minutes late with my breakfast. 👿 #atchoumthetyrant

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Leave my toes alone and rub my belly instead. Priorities, human. 🤣🤣 ****** Lâche mes orteils et occupe-toi de ma bedaine à la place. Les priorités, humaine. 🤣🤣 🐾👑

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It turns out drugs are bad… but let’s be honest, catnip is absolutely amazing. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 Il paraît que la drogue, c’est pas bon… mais on s’entend que l’herbe à chat, c’est absolument génial. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 #atchoumthecat #catnipaddict #notagoodinfluence #livingmybestlife 😹🌿

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don’t know why Mom doesn’t want me playing with the plants. She keeps buying them, then leaves those tempting branches right where I can reach them. How am I supposed to resist? 😼🌿

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I was having a very important discussion with the birds. Apparently, they disagree with my plan. 🤣🐦😼 J’étais en pleine discussion très importante avec les oiseaux. Apparemment, ils ne sont pas d’accord avec mon plan. 🤣🐦😼

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I asked my daughter why she wasn’t doing her laundry. She said there was a squatter in her laundry basket. 🧺😼 Any excuse is a good excuse not to do it. 🤣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“Human, you’re late with my snack. I’m going to have to raise your rent. 😈” « Humaine, tu es en retard pour la collation. Je vais être obligé d’augmenter ton loyer. 😈 »

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

As I’m apparently just a tenant in his house, the only privilege I have is getting to enjoy his fluffy belly. For everything else, I have to make treat payments. 🫣🤣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Good morning, peasants. 😸☀️ I have been informed that today is Sunday. I therefore expect a slower pace, extra cuddles, and prompt delivery of snacks. Happy Sunday, everyone!

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Good cleaning day! First step: take out your Swiffer and clean the floors. Second step: remove the Swiffer residue. 🤣😼 #NotHelpful #ProfessionalFloorInspector 🐾

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Someone here can’t wait to steal my breakfast🥯😼 #notpatient ***** Il y en a un ici qui a hâte de voler mon petit déjeuner🥯😼 #paspatient

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Just a little guy, happy lying in the grass, pretending he’s going to devour my hand while being the gentlest little fluff🥹🌿 Juste un petit gars, heureux couché dans l’herbe, à faire semblant qu’il va dévorer ma main alors qu’il est tout doux🥹🌿

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

“Human, can you open this playpen so I can go annoy my brother for a bit? 😈🐰” ******* « Humaine, peux-tu ouvrir cet enclos que j’aille persécuter un peu mon frère ?😈🐰 »

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Sorry for my late post. I was busy taking the greatest nap of all time.🤣😴 Désolé pour mon retard de publication. J’étais en train de faire la plus grande sieste de tous les temps.🤣😴

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The hardest part about Mondays is pretending I’m ready to start the week. 😒😴 Le plus difficile avec les lundis, c’est de faire semblant que je suis prêt à commencer la semaine. 😒😴

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Let’s take a moment to revisit my greatest photoshoot… with the best photographer in the world (in my opinion, obviously). You can admire me in the stunning book FELINE by Tim Flach. Try not to fall too much in love.

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I need your opinion… do I look convincing? Do I look like I’m truly suffering? Because my human is leaving for the morning, and I really want to make her feel guilty. 🤣😿

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Hear ye, hear ye!! Please turn the volume all the way up.🔊🔊 And spare a thought for me… the one who sleeps next to him every night.🫣🤣 ******* Oyé Oyé!! Veuillez mettre le volume au maximum.🔊🔊 Ayez une pensée pour moi qui dort chaque nuit avec lui.🫣🤣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

“WANTED: tiny nose missing since this morning somewhere between breakfast and snack time. Please contact Atchoum’s mom if found.”🤣🫣😶😶 « AVIS DE RECHERCHE : petit nez disparu ce matin entre le déjeuner et la collation. Veuillez contacter la maman d’Atchoum si retrouvé. »🤣🫣😶😶

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Nothing works, he just refuses to stay all nice and groomed.🫣🤣 ***** Rien à faire, il refuse de rester tout beau tout peigné.🫣🤣

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Atchoum the cat @atchoumthecat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Sometimes I think he sees little bugs on the ceiling.😵‍💫 ***** Quelques fois je pense qu’il voit des bibittes au plafond.😵‍💫

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