Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Such a quintessential Dilla beat. Stank face activated 110
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Almost walked into a big ass spider’s web this morning. It was like the size of a half dollar. Would have had to self-immolate to purify myself 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My beautiful Fiancee hit that full Pattinson and said to get these beggars outta here 💀💀 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Playing the celebrity guessing game with someone who believes in reincarnation has to be frustrating: Me: is this person dead or alive? Them: Yes. Me: 020
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Found a selfie angle that actually kinda hits. Love that for me. 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Gotta be one of the best seltzers I’ve ever had. Highly recommend for us non-beer drinkers. 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Australian commentators hyping up Western Sydney Wanderers 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Rewatching every Tom Holland Spiderman appearance in preperation for the new movie and my boy just cracked me tf up but he damn sure didn't tell one lie 110
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My club is making money moves this summer. Ya love to see it. 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my brother in Allah, there is no chance Infantino will let that happen lol 100
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Very rarely these trying times you find an absolutely unhinged tweet like the good ol days 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I thought this was pretty witty but it seemingly went right over her head 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Making the whole bar listen to Hue the band 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Also got to meet this little local celebrity who has been in the neighborhood since 2019. Tried to introduce myself but was immediately curved. 020
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Everyone, do yousrelf a favor and get over to Pete's Diner, 2nd Street SE in Capitol Hill, and get the fresh squeezed (freshly squozen?) watermelon juice. A truly heavenly elixir. 110
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It’s been mostly through spoken conversation but this one is a doozy 110
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gambit's death in "Remember it." still gets a thug tear out of me every time. 100
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Start ups are the absolute devil. Wuttisdis?? 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I know I'm not the only person who immediately pictured Steve Harvey. 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026"yo Chelsea won the Champions League??" "YESSIR. I was at the bar after the game like" 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Put on one of my polos for the first time in 7-8 months and the sleeves don’t fit no more 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026There is no feasible way to truly explain how bad this film is. 263
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026💀💀💀 I’m crying at Invincible making their character, who is quite literally Satan, look like THIS! #Invincible 000
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Literally just walked past this business sign in Old Town and I fucking busted out laughing. The WHAT method?! 010
Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Find friends you can play WSG madlibs with throughout the week 😂 000