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Penjamin Danklin

@atarijenkins.bsky.social
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United | Tanzania 🇹🇿

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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Such a quintessential Dilla beat. Stank face activated
Cover art for the Busta Rhymes J Dilla “Dilligence II” album
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who tf is Malcom Todd?
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Almost walked into a big ass spider’s web this morning. It was like the size of a half dollar. Would have had to self-immolate to purify myself
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My beautiful Fiancee hit that full Pattinson and said to get these beggars outta here 💀💀
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
With no hesitation
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Playing the celebrity guessing game with someone who believes in reincarnation has to be frustrating: Me: is this person dead or alive? Them: Yes. Me:
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Found a selfie angle that actually kinda hits. Love that for me.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These fools are incorrigible 💀
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gotta be one of the best seltzers I’ve ever had. Highly recommend for us non-beer drinkers.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Australian commentators hyping up Western Sydney Wanderers
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rewatching every Tom Holland Spiderman appearance in preperation for the new movie and my boy just cracked me tf up but he damn sure didn't tell one lie
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My club is making money moves this summer. Ya love to see it.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My boy SLIDING
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my brother in Allah, there is no chance Infantino will let that happen lol
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Very rarely these trying times you find an absolutely unhinged tweet like the good ol days
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This jont had me cackling earlier
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I thought this was pretty witty but it seemingly went right over her head
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
my boy is going through it 😂😂
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Making the whole bar listen to Hue the band
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Also got to meet this little local celebrity who has been in the neighborhood since 2019. Tried to introduce myself but was immediately curved.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everyone, do yousrelf a favor and get over to Pete's Diner, 2nd Street SE in Capitol Hill, and get the fresh squeezed (freshly squozen?) watermelon juice. A truly heavenly elixir.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s been mostly through spoken conversation but this one is a doozy
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Gambit's death in "Remember it." still gets a thug tear out of me every time.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gotta add her to this meme 😭
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Start ups are the absolute devil. Wuttisdis??
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"yOu HeArD-"
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Exhibit B:
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I know I'm not the only person who immediately pictured Steve Harvey.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"yo Chelsea won the Champions League??" "YESSIR. I was at the bar after the game like"
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
💀💀💀💀
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Put on one of my polos for the first time in 7-8 months and the sleeves don’t fit no more
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
There is no feasible way to truly explain how bad this film is.
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
PRECISELY
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
💀💀💀 I’m crying at Invincible making their character, who is quite literally Satan, look like THIS! #Invincible
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Literally just walked past this business sign in Old Town and I fucking busted out laughing. The WHAT method?!
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Find friends you can play WSG madlibs with throughout the week 😂
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
omm some of the best food in the DMV
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Penjamin Danklin @atarijenkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m actually pretty witty sometimes
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