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Aaron Sypniewski

@asypniew.bsky.social
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(In no particular order)Detroit sports, video games, and random nonsense.

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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 3m
One handed pinball repair coming up!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 30m
This cashier ain't the quickest horse in the race
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 36m
When I was leaving she was checking out with her phone still blaring talking to the cashier over it.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 1h
No, but I should of pointed her to the headphones rack.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 2h
The House Chen is quite large
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 2h
You're like the 14th most popular person on BlueSky, that's a license to print money!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 2h
A lady at Walgreens has (Christian)music playing at top volume on her phone, to the point you can hear it 3 aisles over. That's some rude ass shit.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 17h
Chat wake up, they made a video game out of coffin flop
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 6h
A light mauve
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 6h
It's Michigan State Senator Michael Webber!
Michigan State Senator Michael Webber
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 6h
Now that's a haircut of a champion for the people!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 6h
Hot dog is a breakfast food
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 16h
They probably just ran out of room.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 16h
Nice late March show
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 18h
Lou Whitaker, circa 1983 @tigers.bsky.social #Baseball
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 17h
Sounds more like body horror porn.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 17h
Pee is stored in the pumpkins
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/mfGdCbXgV38?...
youtu.be
Miracle Ear (1992) Television Commercial
YouTube video by Analog Memories
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 18h
No hiding her heartbreak and disappointment. She usually starts pacing around for her 6pm dinner around 4pm. So an hour late is just devastating.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 18h
She made it! As usual, her siblings care nothing about wet food, so now she has more for later.
A cat eating wet food out of a bowl. There's two other bowls with wet food in it as well
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 18h
She's wasting away!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 19h
Let's hope she makes it till I get home
Me carrying 3 boxes of cat food
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 19h
Ran out of wet food, and I don't know if this girl is going to survive. Dinner is already an hour late.
A cow colored cat looking sad, sitting on the counter.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 20h
You'll find out(possibly by force) in just over a month at Really Rad Weekend!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 21h
It tastes just like prednisone. Next time you're sick and get prescribed some, let a tablet dissolve on your tongue
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 21h
It does taste like steroids. Like fucking identical.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 22h
Bernie Ramsay of gas stations
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Gordon Ramsey Food
ALT: Gordon Ramsey Food
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 22h
I bet he has intimate knowledge of a few pigs.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I Love The Class Warfare of Mario Party
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like there's a bumper sticker to me made here somewhere
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm seeing Dre's Galactic Racer review in progress
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The Grinch: Hate Hate Hate
ALT: The Grinch: Hate Hate Hate
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rams are trash.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wish it was built for the Saturn originally, because that bad boy was a 2D powerhouse.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Saturn version has more content, but it was a quick lazy port.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Bills can not lose to Matthew Stafford and his ridiculous ass fake teeth.
Santa's Little Helper with Grandpa's dentures in his mouth. 
"I'm Matthew Stafford"
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for a while i was trying to get cease and desists from various fastfood and chain restaurants by making really specific claims in the hopes that i could make something so stupid that somebody somewhere would have to have a meeting about it as part of their job
stock photo of a muscular man leaping, he is holding one of his legs. he has a word balloon that says "GRAVY!" 
in the upper left corner, there's a popeye's ad image of some fried chicken. 
text on the man's body: We know Popeye's gravy is healthy and strong for a human body.
another block of text on the man's legs: We also know now that you must never feed our delicious gravy to a horse.
bottom of the image has the Popeye's logo next to text that says OUR GRAVY KILLS HORSES.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That looks more like Mike D. from The Beastie Boys than Anthony Bourdain
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quit being a coward and go on @servingpunt.bsky.social
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He sucks. And talks shit like he's an elite player
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vatican location?
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OJ was found not guilty.
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I guess I could buy tickets, but just because it's your birthday!
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Matthew and Roman Reigns went to the same Turkish dentist it seems
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What if God is a hibachi chef, and the world is just his flat-top griddle?
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Bills can not lose to Matthew Stafford and his ridiculous ass fake teeth.
Santa's Little Helper with Grandpa's dentures in his mouth. 
"I'm Matthew Stafford"
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is news to me, sounds horrendous but I'll try it. I'm going to have ask my Polish bartending friend about this
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tucker Carlson Tries Not To Laugh
ALT: Tucker Carlson Tries Not To Laugh
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
robocop, title screen, game boy (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/30924/r...
chrome metallic robocop font up top.
pixelated robocop below, in the aiming/shooting stance, pointing his gun.
text to right:
your
move
creep
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How is the ho made pizza? @quest64official.bsky.social
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