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ryo 🧿

@astryological.bsky.social
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budtender 🍃 someone said i look like i should be selling potions in an apothecary in an RPG

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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
happy monday ✨
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
customer: i want a preroll. do you have grams that aren’t rolled? me: do you know what a preroll is?
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
hey chat what mental illness is this
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
hi everyone a package that was marked delivered to me in september finally showed up
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
me and a customer just said “top of the morning to ya” to each other
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🥹🥹🥹 my customers are so cute sometimes
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i’m coming to terms with the idea that my favorite way to write is to build a universe of context for a tiny kernel of a story, just writing the whole world around a little anecdote, spiraling my way around the point instead of getting to it.
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
bestie knew i had to close tn & then work most of tomorrow so they surprised me at work with snacks & company 🥹
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
moment of silence for all the grandparents who have to sit at thanksgiving dinner while their grandchildren tell them the food is “bussin” or “gas” or “fire”
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
you know that saying “they’re playing checkers/i’m playing chess”??? well my boss and i are playing an intense game of uno & he thinks he’s winning bc i’m working thanksgiving but i’m saving my uno reverse for christmas scheduling
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
bf who wants to play call of duty & gf who uses it as an excuse to smoke and paraglide around in botw
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
woke up with an aries 12h stellium again, please release me from this mortal coil
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
yay, a new app to remind me that ppl perceive me based on my posts & i don’t come across as a silly lil guy
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i had recurrent pneumonia as a kid so i love referring to myself a “sickly little child” like i was some victorian child with tuberculosis
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 26/11/2024
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
figured it was best to go ahead and get the first trauma dump over
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ryo 🧿 @astryological.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
regular people ask their budtenders what strain will get them the highest and here i come asking what strain will make me forget when my dad had me pinned against the wall with his arm against my throat when i was 11
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