Julijana @astrowit.blog · 12/04/2026“Guess Their Sign” Aries stellium time of year edition: My neighbor fell yesterday and broke her hip. This is her text to me this morning. Guess her sign: 400
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 21/02/2026The world: everything is Terrible. Jupiter in Cancer: aktschually 050
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 06/12/2025Are we ready for this situation in the middle of January, friends?! 5130
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 15/11/2025“The last meme on your phone is the reason why you’re not going to heaven” 050
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 27/10/2025Calling in my people well versed in the magic of animal medicine - what is this praying mantis telling me today 110
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 24/07/2025Happy new moon in Leo. May you command attention like a feline 🦁 040
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 17/06/2025- her name means literally Love in Albanian, her language. She just got engaged and they haven’t announced a wedding date yet, but in August she is entering a 7H profection year where she has both her domiciled Jupiter and Juno. I mean, duh. 111
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 01/03/2025My toxic trait is getting my cortado and flirting with the cute barista and then thinking this heart is his message for me. He doesn’t do this for anyone else ofc 190
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 25/02/2025Input a $20 and got this. Uranus in my 5th trine Jupiter something something … 2140
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 08/02/2025I finally got gym membership. Please clap. Here’s the chart: what do we think? 480
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 06/02/2025Here’s my contribution to this community. Don’t say no one is horny on main on here @watsonfinastro.bsky.social 120
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 19/01/2025The only scenario worse than Americans losing freedom of speech is making it look like Trump saved the day. The amazing thing is that American people have already forgotten that it was him who started the ban of TikTok and now he saved it? I give up. 140
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 17/01/2025When your client was born at 5pm according to mom’s memory and their rising is this 4140
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 26/12/2024“In honor of Mars retrograde, share a selfie with your natal Mars placement.” Mars in Virgo, 3H 2141
Julijana @astrowit.blog · 22/12/2024If you think I’m weird, you are correct. Exhibit 1: I order in n out cheeseburger protein style and chop it up in a bowl to turn it into a salad with the fries on top. 000
