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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
do not send squirrel bones
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I would like to eat a tub of frosting Maybe cookie dough Maybe frosting mixed with cookie dough
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i am a soft and warm bundle of fluff and will loaf on you like a lil weighted blanket ok
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the fuck dude, we're supposed to be fat and lazy together
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
AM I NORMIE
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Girl your name is fire
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
3.6 roentgen.. not great, not terrible
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yes!! Aeron and Procy and I went this year and are also going next year hooray
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Um yes please
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
400+ vendors and like 0 duck items What a JOKE
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I am full of fuckin whimsy today
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sure is, champ!
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Red bar more like rad bar
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
hello I am going to my first con in 8 years help why are they so big now oh no can I still just stay at the red bar all day
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Oh boy a new 4+ hour Defunctland video
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I don't wanna work I just wanna stay in the shower all day 🦆🚿
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
C'mon it doesn't even show full penetration
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Sorry my bad
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Accurate
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
lgbtqaF
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
r/TreesSuckingOnThings nom nom nom
reddit.com
Trees sucking on things
For all your Trees-sucking-on-things needs.
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My kiddo drew some animal hybrids I want my new fursona to be a snat
Kid's drawing of animal combinations

bee+bunny=bunbee
snake+cat=snat
turtle+fish=turtish
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Could you just email your PCP about it and see what they'd recommend (like referral to a specialist? PT or orthopedist or something). I wouldn't think there's necessarily a need to *physically go in* to your primary doc unless you're already there for a general checkup or something
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Thank you Eko!! I shoulda mentioned, it's for a Mac D: so apparently no Sai or even mspaint 🙃. Maybe I'll just download a bunch of the free ones and see what sticks! .. Or I can have her steal her grandmother's iPad ..
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Aww thanks Jolee!! Yes it's for drawing on a desktop, and that Wacom looks great! I'm sold! And free software yay, we can try out both! Also I know, my babies are growing up so fast 😭
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Artist friends! My 8 year old is interested in trying out digital artwork and I am clueless as to how to help her get started. Anyone have suggestions on good beginner tablets/software/tutorials.. etc? Pls halp
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh yeah that would be redundant Don't some people just post images with no text part?? Don't ask me I don't know how to social media I make one post and then disappear for years at a time
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I guess it could let your visually impaired friends know what you posted for possible conversation! "Hey I loved [character] in [book] especially when they [verbed] all over the [place]!" But yeah of limited use. Pages of visual description in books bore me to tears because I can't visualize them.
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
::hugs::
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Cats are awesome but I have absolutely no desire to be a cat Among other things, they lick their own buttholes
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Annie's Mac and cheese no longer has this and it makes me upset
cute bunny butt on macaroni box that says "push tail to open" 

oh you better know I will, macaroni box. I will push it, macaroni box. I will.
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
HA! HA! HA! HA!

TAINTED MEAT!!
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I read that as "minotaur"
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yoooooooo Joooooooo How you been dude
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
C'mon man you really gonna leave me hangin like that? I need DETAILS
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Hello it's been 9 months did I miss anything
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Royal flush!
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
$5 on black pls
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
YEAH WISCONSIN WOOOOO
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Can't get rid of me that easily
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
How about you just come over and do it
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is lovely! Reminds me of Mrs. White youtu.be/QdAmky-9-AI?...
youtu.be
"Flames, on the side of my face" - Madeline Kahn goes off-script as Mrs. White in Clue (1985)
YouTube video by Contrary Motion
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm three trenches in a duck coat
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hot chocolate high velocity
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You wouldn't voice Thom?? What does he sound like in your head
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I saw one movie this year!
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
That cat has seen some shit
The Two-Thousand Yard Meow
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Don't we all, Susan. Don't we all ...
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh good, the microwavable cats have arrived
Screenshot of email showing delivery of microwavable cats 

My wife ordered these for the children don't @ me

Just kidding please @ me I crave the engagement
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Astro Duck @astroqduck.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
the doctor said i probably shouldn't drink 3 cans of diet coke a day jokes on her though i drink 5 cans of diet coke a day
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