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@astronaughte.bsky.social
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Many street smart phones have been cracked out. 😔
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What if someone from this expensive new security detail kills them in the night while they're sleeping?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They're leeches.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Adam voted along with Trump more than what was expected. He was like Dahmers support system. Adam should get out of politics and make start physically making ammends to the people in Illinois he fucked over in his quest for power. He can run backwards naked through a field of erections.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Did you send this during the movie?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That dude, whoever he is, might be cool with it. But Jesus wouldn't.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Especially when gymnastics are typically the realm of the flexible.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Has Darin LaHood bought a Trump phone from the President's business?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If he cared about that he'd be lobbying for it. He ain't lobbying for it
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I hope he does get it. Not so your head explodes, but maybe the reason violent anti-democracy insurrectionits are so unhappy is money. Maybe if they get a handout they'd be a lot more peaceful. I wonder who gets the most though and whether they think it's fair the maga shaman gets more.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mmm math chips. 🤤
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Always tie them together. Blame republican voters equally as much as republican politicians. ...republican politicians like Trump.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Was the opposite of a life hack.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Didn't work with my grandpa's iron lung. 😔
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🙈
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The algorithm is /heavy/ on Bluesky. If you just so much as linger on a post too long, get ready...
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They all have to wear tacky, ill-fitting shoes?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I can't emphasize enough how little I care about the military members you know and "live among," whatever the hell you mean by that. "Have no say" what a fucking joke. Bunch of cowards. Fuck them.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
What happened with Bondi then?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
God I wish l was in a battle zone. Then I'd be entitled to an opinion, right? The notion of "support the troops not the war" is over and the military has only themselves to blame.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pssh "Deserves." Jesus Christ what a joke. 🙄
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
He probably voted in New York and California too.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have no idea what they expect from me.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Get well soon!
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We should just raise tariffs on Nebraska until they produce their own fertilizer.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They're turning the country over looking for fentanyl to seize and sell on trump rx like its wmds in Iraq.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'd start it: "Webster's Dictionary.com, describes the State of the Union as..."
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Are you voting republican this November? They have stuff to show for it and loom how happy they are all the time.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh people are allowed to obstruct investigations now? Sounds like something they'd shoot Joe blow for.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yeah, we banned them because, what, 7 gangsters were gunned down in an alley on Valentines day? Stoneman-Douglas highschool saw 34 victims on Valentines day and the students were mocked and insulted. Hel in 2017, Vegas saw 61 dead aged from 20-67 years old, and the bump stock ban was OVERTURNED.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If only Charlie Kirk had a gun... I mean, he'd still be dead, but he would have died with a gun.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Or a republican cabinet member.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The only department that has less credibility than ICE is DOJ.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I think voter ID is a good idea for people who own multiple homes in multiple states and own private planes.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Sounds like a poll tax to me.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Normally, lying to law enforcement and obstructing investigations like that are taken very seriously. Let's see how the police react.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yikes. Arrow through the neck? Was he in a sleeping bag and was beaten against a tree? Or just the standard machete?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Beavis & Butthead
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I don't think there is such a thing as a "fast lane." It's a passing lane for passing. It's not a fast lane for fasting.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yeah, well, her life isn't going to be as fun and fancy free as she thinks. There's no pardon for that.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
She doesn't care. You see the way she looks at the secret service member?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We'll have Russian peacekeepers monitoring our nationalized elections, just to make America great.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
He literally bought votes.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have my eye on that Tom & Jerry bluray
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Now that's what I call affordability.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Very important people say that when the president heard, he decided to do them one better and made brown underwear.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Maybe getting blasted to Mars is an industry term used by junkies?
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yeah, they steal time. They falsify overtime all the time, then their reports are taken as absolute truth in court. It's a very open secret.
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astronaughte.bsky.social @astronaughte.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Is A Trump Account like a calendar girl party? Forbes, what is a calendar girl party?
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