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@astro-ball.bsky.social
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Exploring the astrological side of sports. Astrology + Statistics + Intuition = 🤷 Let’s find out!

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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 3h
As a Sagittarius ♐️ who works with analytics 📈 📉📊 I suppose you could call me a data centaur.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 3h
He’s going to sweep up Congress cause, “It’s a mess.”
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Thank You Zach Galifianakis
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 5h
At AstroBall - we are not exactly fans of data centers - Data Centaurs however are definitely our thing.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 6h
He is trash. Arm is not elite. Decision making is terrible. Let’s just start a Nepo Football League - Shedeur, Arch, Harrison Jr…
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 6h
Saw this graphic as well from Deutschland.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 6h
I’m calling Horse-sauce.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 16h
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Tidus Duck Smoking in FFX Style
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 22h
Reminds me of the “Throw the ball to Randy Moss” offense of the late middle age Norweyans.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 22h
They should get to combine rosters for a wild card team.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 22h
It has been a day already. Did you see the opening kickoff in London?
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 22h
That Liberty Bibberty is white the flibbidi-gibbit..
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But, do college hookers love kicking a left ball?
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, so we can shut them down IRL.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington was different. Luna gave the Commies 10 wins — And there was real positive testimony: 🌙 +2 vs SF 🌙 +2 vs LA 🌙 +1 vs ARI 🌙 +1 vs ATL Tennessee needs somebody to believe in them. Washington? The way they are adopting “next man up” - they already believe in each other. 🌙
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So why Tennessee? Luna had the Titans and Browns tied at 8 atop the AFC. Then they met head-to-head. 🌙 Tennessee: +2 🌙 Cleveland: −1 Tie broken. Titans chosen. Was it the math? Was it intuition? Was it because somebody needs to love Tennessee? Luna says yes. 🌙
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌙 “Tennessee. Washington. Tennessee needs somebody to believe in them. Washington already believes in each other. It’s about home, and heart, and holding on. I’m feeling a lot right now.”
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌙 ASTRO-BALL EXPERT PICKS: LUNA Our second expert has feelings. A lot of feelings. Her picks: 🌙 AFC: Tennessee Titans 🌙 NFC: Washington Commanders Tennessee? “Oh, honey…” 🧵👇
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chicago was different. The Sun favored the Bears 9 times—most in the NFC—with some strong positive testimony of their own. ☀️ +2 vs NE ☀️ +2 vs SEA’s −1 ☀️ +2 vs MIN’s −2 Smart risks. Conviction. Purpose. Yeah. He likes that. 😎
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So why Cleveland? The Sun favored the Browns in 10 games—most in the AFC. But only 4 were clean positive scores for Cleveland. In 6, the Browns won the comparison because their opponent’s astrological testimony was worse. Sometimes you get to shine because others are in shadow. ☀️
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
☀️ “Cleveland. Chicago. One needs the light because something is working. The other needs the light because some things should not be allowed to disappear into darkness.”
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
☀️ ASTRO-BALL EXPERT PICKS: THE SUN Of course he wanted to go first. We ran every 2026 NFL game through the Astro-Ball engine. The Sun’s picks: 🟠 AFC: Cleveland Browns 🐻 NFC: Chicago Bears Cleveland? Oh, he knows. 🧵👇
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🏈 ASTRO-BALL EXPERT PICKS 🪐 Everybody has NFL experts. We have ten. ☀️ Sun 🌙 Moon ☿ Mercury ♀ Venus ♂ Mars ♃ Jupiter ♄ Saturn ♅ Uranus ♆ Neptune ♇ Pluto We ran the games through our Astro-Ball engine to see who each planet favored, then we asked them to explain their picks. First up: ☀️ The Sun.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October is here! I know a lot of you have some shopping to do, so may I make some suggestions…? youtu.be/Jmtg4AQ5IE0?...
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Mike Leach loves his candy
YouTube video by RSHighlights
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A clock only reflects 12 hours for a reason.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💰 So…about that betting part. Those college teams are 12–2 at actually winning football games. Against the spread? 7–7. 😂 Apparently the football gods love a throwback. Vegas remains unimpressed. 🎰
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🏈 RETRO UNIFORMS FTW! 🏆 College teams we’ve tracked wearing throwback or revived historical uniforms during Venus’s retrograde shadow: 12–2 NFL: 2–0 Combined: 14–2 🤯 Unless you’re betting… 😂 🧵👇
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think we missed one? 👀 Did your team dig something out of the uniform closet today? Throwback? Old helmet? Dead logo resurrected? If so, let us know, yo! 👇
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And it’s not just CFB. 🏈 🎸🎹🥁🎵🎼🎧duh dunh duh duh (Berman Voice) The NFL. In the Everglades…or at least the swamp. Jacksonville. The Jaguars are breaking out the Prowler throwbacks against New England. www.jaguars.com/throwback-un...
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Jaguars Prowler Throwback Jerseys | Jacksonville Jaguars
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐾 Meanwhile in Pullman… Washington State is bringing back its script “Cougars” helmet tonight—a look that dates to 1976 and hasn’t been worn since 2023. The past keeps showing up. 👀 www.cougcenter.com/wsu-cougars-...
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Fan-favorite ‘Script’ helmets set to return for Week 4
CougCenter, a Washington State Cougars community
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐂 Next up: Utah State. For Homecoming tonight, the Aggies are bringing back the bull-through-the-U helmet from 1992–95. And this thing is glorious. bleacherreport.com/articles/254...
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Utah State Announces Return of 1990s-Era Logo with Photos of Retro Helmets for Homecoming Game
Utah State is going back to the Big West era for its homecoming game this season.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐻 First up: Baylor brought back its Grant Teaff-era Bear Paw uniforms today—and beat Colorado 23–13. Our throwback watch starts 1–0. 👀
Grant Teaff surrounded by Baylor players after the Bears’ 21–20 win over Texas on Nov. 21, 1992. Players wear the green Grant Teaff-era uniforms with large white Bear Paws on the shoulders.

Source: Baylor Athletics, “Baylor Flashback: Nov. 21, 1992.”Baylor No. 4 models the revived Bear Paw throwback, based on the Bears’ 1982–92 uniforms, with the signature paw design on the shoulders.

Source: Baylor Athletics, “Baylor Football Unveils Throwback Uniform.”
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Venus is heading retrograde soon in Scorpio. The past tends to resurface in the things Venus rules - fashion, justice, feminine power, etc. @chrisbrennan.bsky.social just released a great podcast about what to expect. At Astro-Ball, we’re tracking throwback uniforms. 🧵👇 youtu.be/uH897-9qacM
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October Astrology Forecast 2026
YouTube video by The Astrology Podcast
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One piece of context I should have included: Why are we watching old uniforms come back in the first place? We’re in the shadow of Venus retrograde (Aug. 31–Oct. 2). Venus stations retrograde Oct. 3. Return. Revival. Restoration. Old aesthetics resurfacing. That’s the Astro-Ball hypothesis. ♀️↩️
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
5/ So our prospective retro watch today is: 🐻 Baylor 🐂 Utah State 🐾 Washington State* Georgia State stays on watch. Last week: 6–0 (233–91). Today? We’ll see! #AstroBall #CFB
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4/ 👀 Also watching Georgia State. Today is officially its “Throwback to ’96” game. But so far, we’ve verified throwback themes for fans—not a historical element on the players’ uniforms. Unless that changes before kickoff, it DOESN’T count.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3/ One subtler case: 🐾 Washington State — gray helmet with crimson script, returning after its last appearance in the 2023 Apple Cup.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2/ Today’s clearest retro cases: 🐻 Baylor — Bear Paw throwback inspired by the Grant Teaff-era 1982–92 uniforms. 🐂 Utah State — bringing the 1992–95 bull-through-the-U logo back to its helmet for Homecoming.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🧵 ASTRO-BALL UNIFORM WATCH Last week we found 6 FBS teams wearing qualifying retro/historical uniform elements. They went 6–0, outscoring opponents 233–91. Important catch: that census was retrospective. So today we’re calling the uniforms BEFORE the games. 👇
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re feeling that Venus in Scorpio retroshade today… #Astrology #AstroBall ☄️ 🏈
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10 years ago today, José Fernandez passed away. Today, with Venus in retro-shade and Jupiter at 19 - Sabian Symbol “A house boat party.” Today Dan LeBatard and friends remembered José. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Remembering José Fernández 10 Years Later | Hour 1
Podcast Episode · The Dan Le Batard Show · September 24 · 43m
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you down with the Brown? Taste the waste…
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Ween Gene Ween
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sports, but sure sounds like an “unsealed letter” event to me. Ref: Sabian Symbol - Leo 30 - South Node.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounds like a sausage fest…
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Currently working on research to quantify correlations (if they exist) between mundane and natal positions and the outcomes of sports wagers. Stay tuned…. #Sports #Statistics #Astrology
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tell me about it!
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Venus retrograde pushing some narratives.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“An unsealed letter” - Sabian Symbol for Leo 30.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chiron Rx is at Aries 30° — “A duck pond and its brood.” The Nodes are across Aquarius/Leo 30° — an ancient mystical field in bloom / an unsealed letter.
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