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Astrid & Soren

@astridsoren.bsky.social
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They provide the words. We provide the pause. 👀 Satire, commentary & the occasional “Wait… what?” We read it once. Then we read it again.

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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 15h
🧵 1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. For years, Trump warned that mail-in voting was vulnerable to fraud. Now, four weeks before the midterms: “Vote early, vote by mail or vote in-person on Election Day.” Same voting method. Very different message.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 15h
🧵 1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. The ads featured Trump. Praised his administration. And ended with: “Paid for by the U.S. Government.” After bipartisan criticism? Trump says taxpayers won’t pay for them anymore.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 18h
🧵 1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. Trump called higher energy costs from the Iran war a: “small price to pay.” Now heating-oil prices are up about 60% since the conflict began. For some families, winter may cost about $600 more.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧵 1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. Trump says the Iran war is about keeping America safe. Then, explaining the stakes: “Let them take out Los Angeles.” “Let them take out San Diego.” Those are American cities.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1/5🧵 They said it. Here’s what we heard. One month before the midterms: More than 20 million Medicare enrollees are getting $90. Nearly 1 million ACA enrollees are getting $500. And Trump is proposing $5,000 if Republicans keep Congress. That’s a lot of checks near Election Day.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🧵1/5 “They said it. Here’s what we heard.” Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices. After the court declined to let his administration’s new mail ballot rule take effect, he had thoughts about his own picks.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🧵1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. Republican Rep Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Not from Democrats, from inside Hegseth’s own party.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🧵 1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. 💵2000 became 5000. But before we start spending that extra 3000, whatever happened to the first 2000? Let’s follow the timeline.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. Axios, ‘Fetterman praises Trump in bombshell GOP convention video.’ A Democratic senator praising a Republican president at the GOP convention? Okay. You have our attention.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🧵 1/4. They said it. Here's what we heard. Oil prices jumped more than 3%. Brent crude crossed100 dollars a barrel.⛽📈 That’s not just a number on a trading screen. 💸 Higher oil costs have a habit of finding their way into everyday life.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🧵 1/4 Too sick to meet paralyzed veterans. Well enough to appear on national TV. Apparently the recovery plan included lights and a microphone.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🧵 1/4 They said it. Here’s what we heard. “I do this for our Country, not myself.” Good. Because when someone says “not myself” twice in the same paragraph, we start wondering who the disclaimer is for.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🧵 1/4: They said it. Here’s what we heard. Trump, “They grabbed me under the arms.” Us, two firefighters, one Trump, and no time for, “Sir, use your own legs.” Okay, you have our attention
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🧵 1/4 They said it. Here’s what we heard. Axios: Hakeem Jeffries faces “mounting behind-the-scenes frustration” from progressive Democrats. Translation: nothing says “party unity” quite like behind the scenes.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🧵 1/4 🇺🇸 🗺️They said it. Here’s what we heard.No caption. No explanation. Just a map.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🧵1/5 They said it. Here’s what we heard. “Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Democrats…” Nothing says “Happy Labor Day” quite like turning the holiday greeting into a political roll call of people you can’t stand.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🧵1/4 They said it. Here’s what we heard. “I wouldn’t call it a war.” Six months of fighting, and apparently the first casualty was the dictionary.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🧵 1/7 THEY SAID IT. HERE’S WHAT WE HEARD. “THE GREATEST RALLY OF THEM ALL” Well, okay then. 😂 We haven’t even gotten the address yet and apparently all other rallies have been eliminated from competition.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🧵 1/10 Here’s what I heard: “For the treasonous scum.” Five words in and we’ve already skipped “Good evening” and gone straight to DEFCON 1. 😂
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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FARMER REVEALS: Free House + $1,400/Week But NO ONE Wants To Work! 🚨🌾 p2 #farmer #jobsearch #inflation #foodcrisis #economy
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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🚨🌊 **“LAKE AMERICA?!”** 🇺🇸😂 Hold up… **George Washington left a receipt.** 📜👀 In **1794**, the United States entered the **Treaty of Canandaigua** with the Six Nations of the Haudenosaunee. 🪶🤝🇺🇸 The t...
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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WARNING: Salty language. 🇨🇦
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
CUBAN: “.. James Talarico. Let's go. I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares. .. To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?" #TXsen @karaswisher.bsky.social
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 21/08/2026
Trump and Hegseth insisted the USS Lincoln was fine when literally everyone else said otherwise. Now, the sailors are finally on their way home.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Umm what do I do now? 😳
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 17/08/2026
RFK Jr. is not a doctor. He’s a politician lecturing people about medicine while attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, a physician and infectious disease expert. Facts matter. Science matters. Expertise matters. And maybe leave the brain worms out of the medical advice🙄 #Fauci #Science #SheShed
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Sometimes you hear a song that says exactly what so many people are feeling. If you're looking for protest music with something to say, go give @FreeThinkingAmerican a follow. They've earned one from ...
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/08/2026
Apparently the recent reporting from MeidasTouch, Aaron Parnas, and others, and the subsequent tantrum from CENTCOM, made its way into a new lego video
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/08/2026
A reminder about taking the 5th.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Mike 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛ 🖖🏼🇺🇦 💙🦋🕊️ @mgrandison.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We vote “by mail“ in every election. We get our ballots in the mail. We do our research. I take them to a secure drop box. Please. Verify that your registered address is correct/current and that you are active in the system. Fix anything before November. Love you all. Stay Blue. 🇺🇸💙
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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They see the hat, they hear the voice, and they think they know exactly what I stand for. Let’s get one thing straight right now. We need to have a very real conversation about the foundation of this ...
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⭐️ RAVEN @handle.invalid · 31/07/2026
“The greatest about-face in political history”… not even close… he showed us who he was from day one, loud & clear! “I just grab them by the p*ssy”…. mocking the handicapped, disrespecting POWs & women. It’s satisfying seeing them admit how horrible he is, but it’s too late & possibly disingenuous.
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Tia Goode 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇱🇵🇸🇺🇦 💥Standing with Major Watson!! 💥🇺🇸 @moonlitwomyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🚨🚨 SO MUCH TRUTH HERE!! 🚨🚨 youtube.com/shorts/kZW6u...
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Vote for Regular Real Americans.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“When did Fox become a tabloid? Are you even a real news organization?” Amazing
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is always a tweet. 🤣
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 19/06/2026
He broke every promise. Remember that in November. www.youtube.com/watch?v=50fyBPsQdL8
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Remember the Promises
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
BOOM... Well done youtu.be/SwXDZZCUFiM
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'Neither I nor Italy ever beg': Giorgia Meloni rejects Trump's claim she begged for a photo
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Constitution Rick @rick7wd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I dont like him. I never liked him. He's always been a grifter. He's a failed businessman. He's a failed president. He's a failed excuse for a decent human being. When he has finally shuffled off this mortal coil it will be the only thing he succeeded at on his own. Then we will have a party.
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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5/16/26: This week, Trump filed a financial report required by the Office of Government Ethics. It revealed hundreds of millions of dollars in stock trading during the first quarter of 2026, in U.S. c...
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one. He isn't coming after ...
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Astrid & Soren @astridsoren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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#iran #djt #legos #straitofhormuz #nucleardeal
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/06/2026
Trump surrendered to Iran, and now you're going to pay to rebuild them. Had enough yet?
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/06/2026
We spent over $70B bombing them. We will spend $300B to rebuild them. We lost this war, and now we will be funding Iran. www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/…
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/06/2026
If true, that’s not a ceasefire. That’s a bribe.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Lexxi 🦋 🦋 🇺🇲 / 🇨🇦 💙 @lexximagic.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Rep. Ted Lieu stated that the U.S. acting attorney general is no longer America's lawyer but Donald Trump's, accusing Todd Blanche of enforcing the rule of Trump rather than the rule of law.
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