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@astridmargret.bsky.social
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1) You think I will, I know I won’t 2) Banhammer / block aficionado 3) I may be an asshole in reply to your initial assholery. You are forewarned 4) Elder GenX. INFJ ♉️♉️♍️♓️ Location: The United States of Embarrassment, aka Dumbfuckistan

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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 18h
A hair more than a half a Scaramucci
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
AI can't even spellcheck itself. Embarassing.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's a feature, not a bug.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is just one thing Rump said on Faux news in February 2014: “You know what solves it? When the economy crashes, when the country goes to total hell and everything is a disaster. Then you’ll have a [chuckles], you know, you’ll have riots to go back to where we used to be when we were great.”
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Woman Slides Off Chair with a Smile
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jesus christ that guy has an enormous AP ratio. WTF has he been smoking and for how long???? That's an empysema/ COPD chest, holy SHIT.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like Melanoma was an architect? lol
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know we have old knees (mine are 60), but please, oh please, get down here with the rest of us! It's fun here!
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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American Pageant: Infamous Education Speech
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Too late. It's already a Manchin. Or a Sinema if you prefer.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The narcissist faces humiliation- again, and again
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
london calling! fantastic album
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Rump's "values" are tantamount to snuff films. Color me unshocked
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Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Question for Brooks: Are you a nazi? A nazi booster?
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Molly, you look flushed and unwell. If that's so, and not general weariness from *gestures broadly* all of this, then well wishes from me to you.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just use your noodle.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's AI honey. Use your noodle.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teenagers are *not* too old to trick or treat.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is hilarious, thank you!!!
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so very sorry. We've lost four senior animals over the last year or so, and you have my deepest sympathies. Remember all the joy your furbaby brought to you. Share happy stories. Enjoy photos and videos you've accummulated over his lifetime💔
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me 😡
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He really didn't learn *anything* from that whole shit show of an event, did he?
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, the beginning of one, anyway. There are still at least a handful more who need to shuffle off this mortal coil.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh jesus christ, maybe breakfast will work out tomorrow.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMFG
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The goddamned nerve of that mfkr. Fucking cowards. Every single one of them.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Understatement of the week. That mfkr.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is a goddamned Onion-esque title.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If by "tore into" you meant swear a little between puckering up to kiss his ass, sure.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is it, I think.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those are cheap 3" lift shoes, definitely.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What he has appears to be below his knee, though (the above device encompasses the knee itself), which wouldn't support the joint. Baffling. I can tell you that wearing a 3" custom lift shoe isn't helping his ungainly gait at all.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Boy with Fingers Crossed: Please Please Please
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We ditched cable a year ago, and I honestly do not miss it.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aw Aww
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess he's unfamiliar with the Streisand effect.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol that's what I just said **verbatim** on Rupar's coverage of this 😆
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How fucking embarrassing.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"May have" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting there.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seems to me I recall some, "If you're not with us, you're against us" propaganda around the turn of the century. Leopards, faces and all that.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is by design, Scott.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One sensible person wearing a mask. Holy crap, and with the outbreak they have now, yikes.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the intellect of a cabbage.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So. Much. Winning.
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I'm Tired Of This, Grandpa! Meme Scene
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My best boy says hi to your best boy/s/girl/s Cool and rainy weather is here. Nights in the low 50s.
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do Mainers know how deeply dirty Concerned Collins is??
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only a cultist would download that dreck.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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I am a rock, I am an island 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🔥🐴 @astridmargret.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As "YMCA" plays in the background.
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