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Astrid Jorgensen

@astridjorgensen.bsky.social
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Founder of Pub Choir, slut for eggs, lover of chips

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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together. #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Where was Pauline Pantsdown? We need a good hard look at ourselves. #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Stop Calling Me by Shakaya was ROBBED. #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Right. This leaves ONLY Sister by Sister2Sister ???? #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Alt guesses: 2. Poison - Bardot 1. All Seats Taken - Bec Cartwright? #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Ok re-evaluted. 2. Lady bump - Kath & Kim 1. Whatever Will Be - Tammin Sursok #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Is she gonna get there?!?!? The Bum Dance by Sarah-Maree!??!?!! #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
It's gonna be Jackie by Joanne isn't it #hottest100
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭
A pink background with a bright green book in the centre. The title, also in pink says "Average At Best". By pub Choir's Astrid Jorgensen. There's a quote from Trent Dalton that reads "this is pure book gold from a glistening national treasure"
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Nightmare blunt rotation
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
James McGrath waiting for prepolls #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye!
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Love that they've given up on asking James McGrath anything. I guess he's out tallying the prepoll votes. #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Jacinta brought to you tonight by Big Mud Slinging #auspol #ausvotes
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 03/05/2025
The year is 2137. The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains. Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside. And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.
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Mel en Suisse @mel-en-suisse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question.
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Y'all. Smiling this big tonight. #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Antony's little feet kicking and dancing as he talks excitedly about the numbers - we will miss you, election king!!! #ausvotes #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
SEARCH THAT SOUL BABYYYYYY. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND IT #Ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh ok, so now i know that Antony Green saying that Labor is ahead in 15 coalition seats is my kink #auspol #ausvotes
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when…
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
HAHAHHAHA look at Dickson updates. feels good #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Dad is 73 and in the last hour has transformed into a woo girl. Even asked for the smart lights to be turned red to help the vibes. Love a fist pump election night #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh god yea, when the conservative broadcast politicians start telling the truth and soul searching live on TV: HOOK IT TO MY VEINS
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My dad just yelling "call it for Labor you coward" at Antony Green while fist pumping the air and giggling non-stop as every result comes through #auspol #ausvotes
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Heard cheers down the street when Antony described the possibility of Dutton losing his own seat #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I think if you don't know the difference between a Welcome to Country and an Acknowledgement of Country, you probs shouldn't be in charge.
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Channel 7 now describing the pulse and what... got voters hard ? #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Diverse channel 7 panel - bald and hair both represented. And they're declaring their own journalist the winner, so I'm glad I tuned in! #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Channel 7 is.... very bad, isn't it. Oh dear. #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Snorted my drink out my nose, Albo describing how taps work 😂 enjoyed that immensely #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sounds like we've solved the problem, Dutton will have the nuclear power plants in his suburb, pass it on!! #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Dutton scoffs that Albo doesn't have trumps number.... Moderator: do you have it? Dutton:
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
As the prophecy foretold
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
DUTTON JUST SAID WE NEED TO EDUCATE CHILDREN LESS ABOUT FIRST NATIONS HISTORY fuck fuuuuuuck fuck he's just SAYING THE BAD THINGS OUT LOUD #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I can't stop laughing at the music swells #leadersdebate #auspol
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Real ones know that i did this project out of pettiness, to stop people emailing me with this annoying song request. But it did turn out prettttttty amazing in the end. 102,974 people around the world singing Bohemian Rhapsody with the correct notes 💅 m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM-...
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Pub Choir covers Bohemian Rhapsody: 102,974 singers recorded over 2.5 years!
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I really believe it should be mandatory for all cars to have complimentary indicators installed. It's so sad to see how many cars these days don't come with any :(
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is Albo's most confident, authentic answer yet re: every government's failure to close the gap. Dutton walked out during the Apology. #leadersdebate25
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Dutton now saying he has a record of working well with Trump. The guy he doesn't know. Cool cool #leadersdebate25
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Dutton on science #leadersdebate25
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Dutton on Trump #leadersdebate25
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David M. Green @davidmgreen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Man who’s not a scientist reckons he can build a nuclear power station in 15 years #leadersdebate25
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Dutton "The honest answer is that most people don't know"... about CLIMATE CHANGE? WE KNOWWWWWWWW #leadersdebate25
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Behind the podium stage left
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Digestives are better than timtams
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Weird that Dutton is talking about national protectionism the same day a huge exposé comes out about childcare centre funding rorting
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Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think Australia has finally united over an opinion! The wombat grabber is a grub who needs to go.
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