Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together. #hottest100 041
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Where was Pauline Pantsdown? We need a good hard look at ourselves. #hottest100 140
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Stop Calling Me by Shakaya was ROBBED. #hottest100 021
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Right. This leaves ONLY Sister by Sister2Sister ???? #hottest100 111
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Alt guesses: 2. Poison - Bardot 1. All Seats Taken - Bec Cartwright? #hottest100 031
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Ok re-evaluted. 2. Lady bump - Kath & Kim 1. Whatever Will Be - Tammin Sursok #hottest100 020
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Is she gonna get there?!?!? The Bum Dance by Sarah-Maree!??!?!! #hottest100 051
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025It's gonna be Jackie by Joanne isn't it #hottest100 131
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶 010
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭 391
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025James McGrath waiting for prepolls #auspol #ausvotesmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate .ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate . 041
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye! 010
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Love that they've given up on asking James McGrath anything. I guess he's out tallying the prepoll votes. #auspol #ausvotes 160
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Jacinta brought to you tonight by Big Mud Slinging #auspol #ausvotes 070
Reposted by Astrid JorgensenDamon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 03/05/2025The year is 2137. The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains. Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside. And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count. 35916
Reposted by Astrid JorgensenMel en Suisse @mel-en-suisse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question. 081
Reposted by Astrid JorgensenAmy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎 1242233
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Y'all. Smiling this big tonight. #auspol #ausvotes 020
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Antony's little feet kicking and dancing as he talks excitedly about the numbers - we will miss you, election king!!! #ausvotes #auspol 030
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025SEARCH THAT SOUL BABYYYYYY. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND IT #Ausvotes 020
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Oh ok, so now i know that Antony Green saying that Labor is ahead in 15 coalition seats is my kink #auspol #ausvotes 092
Reposted by Astrid JorgensenTony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when… 29717
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025HAHAHHAHA look at Dickson updates. feels good #auspol #ausvotes 082
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Dad is 73 and in the last hour has transformed into a woo girl. Even asked for the smart lights to be turned red to help the vibes. Love a fist pump election night #auspol #ausvotes 050
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Oh god yea, when the conservative broadcast politicians start telling the truth and soul searching live on TV: HOOK IT TO MY VEINS 010
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My dad just yelling "call it for Labor you coward" at Antony Green while fist pumping the air and giggling non-stop as every result comes through #auspol #ausvotes 3222
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Heard cheers down the street when Antony described the possibility of Dutton losing his own seat #auspol 261
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I think if you don't know the difference between a Welcome to Country and an Acknowledgement of Country, you probs shouldn't be in charge. 140
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Channel 7 now describing the pulse and what... got voters hard ? #leadersdebate #auspol 010
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Diverse channel 7 panel - bald and hair both represented. And they're declaring their own journalist the winner, so I'm glad I tuned in! #leadersdebate #auspol 250
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Channel 7 is.... very bad, isn't it. Oh dear. #leadersdebate #auspolmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is laying in bed with his eyes closed and says `` give me something for the cringe and let me die ''ALT: a man with a beard is laying in bed with his eyes closed and says `` give me something for the cringe and let me die '' 060
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Snorted my drink out my nose, Albo describing how taps work 😂 enjoyed that immensely #leadersdebate #auspol 0130
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Sounds like we've solved the problem, Dutton will have the nuclear power plants in his suburb, pass it on!! #leadersdebate #auspol 0103
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Dutton scoffs that Albo doesn't have trumps number.... Moderator: do you have it? Dutton:media.tenor.coma young boy in a red shirt is asking if he ever had a dream .ALT: a young boy in a red shirt is asking if he ever had a dream . 041
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025DUTTON JUST SAID WE NEED TO EDUCATE CHILDREN LESS ABOUT FIRST NATIONS HISTORY fuck fuuuuuuck fuck he's just SAYING THE BAD THINGS OUT LOUD #leadersdebate #auspol 1012732
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I can't stop laughing at the music swells #leadersdebate #auspol 020
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Real ones know that i did this project out of pettiness, to stop people emailing me with this annoying song request. But it did turn out prettttttty amazing in the end. 102,974 people around the world singing Bohemian Rhapsody with the correct notes 💅 m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM-...m.youtube.comPub Choir covers Bohemian Rhapsody: 102,974 singers recorded over 2.5 years!YouTube video by Pub Choir 084
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I really believe it should be mandatory for all cars to have complimentary indicators installed. It's so sad to see how many cars these days don't come with any :( 000
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025This is Albo's most confident, authentic answer yet re: every government's failure to close the gap. Dutton walked out during the Apology. #leadersdebate25 0130
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Dutton now saying he has a record of working well with Trump. The guy he doesn't know. Cool cool #leadersdebate25 071
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Dutton on science #leadersdebate25media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i don 't know her '' written above her .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i don 't know her '' written above her . 131
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Dutton on Trump #leadersdebate25media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i don 't know her '' written above her .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i don 't know her '' written above her . 020
Reposted by Astrid JorgensenDavid M. Green @davidmgreen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Man who’s not a scientist reckons he can build a nuclear power station in 15 years #leadersdebate25 1122
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Dutton "The honest answer is that most people don't know"... about CLIMATE CHANGE? WE KNOWWWWWWWW #leadersdebate25 181
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Weird that Dutton is talking about national protectionism the same day a huge exposé comes out about childcare centre funding rorting 010
Astrid Jorgensen @astridjorgensen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I think Australia has finally united over an opinion! The wombat grabber is a grub who needs to go. 010