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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯.

@astralgates.bsky.social
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‍‍‍ “... I just want to live a normal life.” ‍‍‍

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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ Present in the general vicinity. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
] AHHH!!! EEK!!!!!
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ Nod. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
] this is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life.
New follower!
🎦 MAIN PERFORMANCE followed you back
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
... [ Crunch. Crunch. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
... I noticed. [ He bites into it. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
. . .
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
... I do?
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ Mildly competitive about this. For some reason. Eating the entire part above the cone in one bite. ]
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Cocytus @crown-of-theseus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ Still pretending he's not hearing him. Stupid teenager ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
...... [ He pretends like he didn't hear him and just goes back to licking it. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ ... Well. Now he's been called out but it's embarrassing to switch back to biting it so he just . looks at it? ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hm? This works fine. [ ... Nevertheless, he quietly switches to licking it. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
] ohh true.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
] how did i manage to accidentally press enter
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[ He's kind of biting it. Which he doesn't seem bothered by. Fun facts with castor i can also bite ice cream ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
] what do you mean
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
... [ He hands the chocolate cone back. Apparently his preference is the vanilla. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
... [ He tastes the chocolate one, too. ] ... Hm.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That's yours.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Yes... I didn't expect it to be soft and still so cold.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ He tries it. ] It's— It's cold.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... What?
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ I imagine he had never learned what ice cream is before. He takes it, and looks at it. ] ...? What is it?
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ Blink. Okay. I guess they're doing this now . ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No, thank you.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... [ He takes one more fry and eats it. He does not seem to like this one any better. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... But you're extremely fast.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't really see the appeal.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not really.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Right.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... It's greasy.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ He looks at them. ... Begrudgingly tries one. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
] he has a really good voice for it it sounded really funny and i needed to share.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm fine, thank you.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
] i read "1 burger remains." in more's voice because lately every time a day passes he'll say "___ days remain."
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I... [ He trails off. He seems conflicted. ] ... But wasting time is irresponsible.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ He hadn't really expected that answer. He's not sure what to say. ] [ ... He finds himself looking up at the sky again, too, despite his own words. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... [ He's silent, focused. Not saying anything, but paying very close attention to what they're saying and where they're pointing. ] [ ... Then, it's almost as if he shakes himself out of it; he glances away suddenly, expression stormy. ] ... What a waste of time.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
[ Standing alone, isolated, with his back mostly turned—Sephiroth stares silently up at the night sky, grey eyes reflecting the stars blanketed across the blackness, as if mourning their eternal distance from him. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ ... Putting the empty juice down. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ Once he's finished his slices he begins sipping his juice. 🧃 <-- his juice ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ He pauses to finish chewing momentarily. ] Yes. Thank you.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
] he seems ljke he'd say this.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Alright. [ Eating his appey slices . 🍎 ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ Blink. He's just Looking at the food as if it's mildly off-putting. ] ... Thank you. 💧
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[ Waiting very politely. ]
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
... I guess.
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— 𝕾𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑯. @astralgates.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't really want a burger.
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