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Drew: 34. Writer. Managing Editor at RABBLE REVIEW. Videogame Enjoyer. Dork. Queer. Occasional Twitch Streamer. Hottie. Black. he/him

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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 18h
Not sure why you followed me after posting this. I was actually about to engage with your post genuinely, even if it was a bit rude... But then I see that you're an actual zionist??? You spend all your time replying to randos, defending genocide and war crimes. So, what you even doing? 😵‍💫🥴🫪😳
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Went to see Digger and two trailers that played before it were for Johnny Depp films and he is literally just playing the same guy he has played in like every movie for the last 20 years. So odd that everyone's so eager to work with him given how shitty he is as a person and performer lmaooo
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been getting so many Prop 40 ads on Instagram, and they're all like, "Xavier Beccera and Steve Hilton both think this is a bad idea." Like...that's literally an endorsement to vote, yes. This one made me LOL tho. Katie Porter is literally "false progressive bravado" in human form lmao n
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Thursday everyone. Another reminder that RABBLE REVIEW is running a writing contest! Reposts are appreciated! We have two amazing writers judging as well. There is a submission fee ($5) but winners get $50 and publication in our next issue! Submit now! rabblereview.com/contest
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there a name for the font that is on every AI flyer? Like the one that looks like it's paint strokes? Lol I'm just curious, is it the AI that's obsessed with the font, or is it people generating the flyers who just fall in love with it? It's not a nice font!
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have not watched a single trailer for, Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother. I saw a screenshot of Mahershala Ali holding a sword, that's all I need. I'll be seated when it opens out here. 😌
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's still time to submit for our first contest! rabblereview.com/contest
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NewPages @newpages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW is turning 5 and celebrating with its first contest. Open to flash fiction and poetry, winners receive $50 and publication. 500 words max for flash and one poem max for poetry entries. October 16 deadline. $5 fee. #writers #litmag #writingcontest @rabblereview.bsky.social
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RABBLE REVIEW Anniversary Flash and Poetry Contest
RABBLE REVIEW is celebrating turning five with an Anniversary Flash and Poetry Contest open now through October 16, 2026.
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Chron 🇨🇦 @xhp.ca · 30/09/2026
Listen to The Board, folks
The Board from Control says "Support independent/lonely media as they are underfunded/poor yet essential"
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This shot of Pattinson in Primetime made me want to go out and buy a blazer or suit jacket for my black turtleneck. Will I look as cool? Probably not, but it's worth a try.
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW No.10 LIVE is happening next Sunday! Tune in on our Twitch or YouTube channels to listen to contributor readings and discussion by the editors about the new issue! twitch.tv/rabble_review
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another @rabblereview.bsky.social livestream is happening!
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW is proud to announce our nominees for the 2027 Best of the Net Anthology (@bestofthenet.bsky.social) : rabblereview.com/best-of-the-...
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seated for Primetime. 🌚
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only played 90 minutes of Control Resonant because it was hot today so my computer was just spewing heat on to me as I played and now my room is hot. I want to play more though. Also...I can see why some critics hated the combat. I'm glad they adjusted the game balance lmao. It's fine rn.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just spent the last five minutes butt naked in the bathroom before my shower trying to kill a house fly that had somehow trapped self inside with me. I slapped it out of the air twice. The 1st time it got up right when I was gonna pick it up. The 2nd time I did it fell right in the sink drain lol
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no way to prove it since I don't do research on gen AI, but the AI CEO's testifying that their tech is dangerous feels like it's part of the grift. "Woah, we made something that can end the world! Trust us guys, we need to really be careful with this thing we sell because it's so dangerous!"
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really curious if this hot fix addresses the complaints from the critics who were not in love with the games combat. I won't play it until tomorrow but now I know I'll never know if that pre-release version some people hated (and loved) is one I would have enjoyed lol.
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Send us your flash and poetry! rabblereview.com/contest
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friend's sister gave me temporary bleached eyebrows for the Kelela show last night and I was super into it. Lol
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kelela tonight...no words. Lives were changed tonight.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To celebrate our five year anniversary, RABBLE REVIEW is having a poetry and flash contest. Winners receive $50 and publication in RABBLE REVIEW 11! Full guidelines and submission form are below: rabblereview.com/contest
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coyote V Acme and Resident Evil would make a great double feature imo.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Loved Resident Evil.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Waiting in my car in this parking lot for awhile and I feel like I've heard the ethereal hum of a Honda EV/Hybrid for the last 10 minutes straight. They're so loud. HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're having our first contest! Send us your flash or your poetry! Contest deadline is October 16th! rabblereview.com/contest
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm still excited for Control Resonant but a lot of the more critical reviews highlighted things I was concerned about going into the game. Mainly leaving the setting of the first game, and Dylan as the protagonist which feels like an even more baffling decision now that reviews are coming in lol.
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW No.1 launched on September 17th, 2021. Five years, ten issues, and a lot more planned ahead: rabblereview.com/anniversary
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RABBLE REVIEW Five Year Anniversary | RABBLE REVIEW
September 17th, 2026 marks 5 years of RABBLE REVIEW! We reflect on the last five years...and we have a surprise announcement as well...
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SBC library cards expire so fast and you can only renew in person or over the phone. Smh. I tried to borrow a book on Libby with it today and couldn't. Turns out it expired on June! I borrowed a book like a month ago. 💀
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW No.10 has been out for a week now. To everyone who has read it or shared it at all this past week, thank you. Issue 11 is coming later this year. And keep an eye on our socials. We have some announcements throughout this month including a (potentially) BIG one happening this week. 🌚
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone else get horny af seeing Mitch McConnell emerge from his sarcophagus today? 🥵🤤😏
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gonna need Ed Sheeran's big ass head to remove the Ghanaian flag from his little body asap! Stinky!
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spent the day playing No Man's Sky with friends and unsurprisingly it's a lot of fun. Especially since they added the corvettes, so just riding around in your friends spaceship is just cool as hell. Lol
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time there's a big No Man's Sky update I jump back into the game and I'll have fun flying around and scanning rocks and shit. But I NEVER see the new shit they added. So I'm like 4 years behind technically. 💀😂 But man, that game is cool. One day I'll just read a guide to get me up to speed.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me in the theater alone, 30 minutes early, eating my overpriced pretzel bites and cheese:
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Aardman Rat Eats Watermelon
ALT: Aardman Rat Eats Watermelon
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Getting shot in the neck and bleeding out on the grass like a fucking dork ass loser in solidarity today.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like how when you look u "global entry" application the TSA is like, "if you're not traveling soon just get pre-check :)" but like, what happens if I decide to book an overseas trip and I don't have global entry? Like, isn't it smarter to just get both?
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the teachers who teaches 3rd grade asked when I'd join them and teach k-12, then she casually dropped that she makes 20k more a year teaching public edu. than her husband who teaches at the university. 🫪👀 Maybe I should get my teaching credential 🌚
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you to everyone who has read the newest issue of RABBLE REVIEW so far! It's our tenth issue and we could not be more proud of it! rabblereview.com/rr10
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RABBLE REVIEW ISSUE No.10 | RABBLE REVIEW
We are excited to bring you a new issue of RABBLE REVIEW later this summer. Our tenth issue is an exploration of this current moment in time. It will also explore the hunger and yearning that is begin...
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every few years a criminal case will randomly become a national story and suddenly every idiot you went to HS with has a hot take to share about it.
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to see more clips from the Gal Gadot running movie immediately.
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! RABBLE REVIEW No.10 is now available! rabblereview.com/rr10
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RABBLE REVIEW No.10 launches tomorrow, September 7thh, at 11am PST (or earlier if I don't sleep through my alarm.) Please read it, we spent many hours making sure it was ready. The upside is that it's fucking fantastic. There is no downside. www.rabblereview.com/rr10
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've thought about it and they should outlaw right on red. The amount of people who go to make a right turn on red without even stopping to check is nuts here in Cali. It's a red light! You do not have the right of way! I'll be sailing through a green light when some dick head will cut me off. Ugh
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone know if the road runner edit of, Nobody Speak, is available anywhere? I was the only one in my theater cracking up when it started playing. 😂😭
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Friday. youtu.be/C4CULN1qoEg?...
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Get 'em Daddy (Remix)
YouTube video by Cam'Ron - Topic
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My preference is a mid sized sedan, but there is ONE SUV that I would consider. The Toyota Land Cruiser. It looks so sick. Luckily it's very expensive so I won't ever own one. But if I could afford one, I'd definitely consider it. The only big car I'd own.
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RABBLE REVIEW (RR No.10 Available 9/7!) @rabblereview.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's almost here! RABBLE REVIEW No.10 launches on September 7th! rabblereview.com/rr10
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Andrew @astonish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hello I am home from work please give me 1 million USD.
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