Reposted by AstolfoArai-ChanVT⚡🔥🦝(She/Her🏳️⚧️) @araichan.vtubers.social · 25/09/2026⚡Oharai, Gumadachies! Welcome to the first Friday of Autumn! The weekend is just within grasp, so I hope y'all are taking it easy and breezing on through so you can cozymaxx! You got this, posi-peace!~☆ 071
Astolfo @astolfochee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A thread of my favorite ways to respond to "Are you a man or a woman?" - I sure hope not - Who's to say? - That's between me and God - Sometimes - Wouldn't you like to know - My lawyer said I can't answer that - Whatever's on tap - Yesn't - Not today, thanks - What are you, a cop? - Last I checked 100
Reposted by AstolfoArai-ChanVT⚡🔥🦝(She/Her🏳️⚧️) @araichan.vtubers.social · 19/08/2026⚡Oharai, Gumadachies! Today do be Hump Day! Now, I'm not sure if anyone has ever proclaimed that they're good at some really old NES game, especially a licensed one, but I guess I can say that I'm the best Wacky Races player on NES ever, which is prolly saying a lot, lol. Anywho, posi-peace!~☆ 031
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I miss when the national weather service was staffed and funded. Now the weather alerts are like “There is a slight chance of a massive thunderstorm with hail and 60 mile per hour winds capable of knocking out the power grid. Slight. Might happen, might not. We’re not God, we don’t know.” 053
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Insane how much more functional society would be and how happier everyone would be if every job was 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be “efficient” so fuck everyone I guess 143
Astolfo @astolfochee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember: Cattails might look like corndogs They are not Do not eat cattails Trust me, they don't taste good 000
Reposted by AstolfoSndPlusA (Commissions Open) @sndplusa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026petra parker into the multiverse could be a lot worse this one went crazy on twt 3256431105
Reposted by AstolfoArai-ChanVT⚡🔥🦝(She/Her🏳️⚧️) @araichan.vtubers.social · 14/08/2026⚡Oharai, Gumadachies! It's officially Friday! All that hustle and bustle will be paid off in full as a cozy and (hopefully) cool weekend dawns upon y'all! Just remember to stay frosty and take it easy out there! Posi-peace!~☆ 031
Reposted by AstolfoRaven Citymire [Arachnoid PNGTuber] @ravencitymirevt.vtubers.social · 11/08/2026If today was a bad day, that's okay. Maybe nothing went the way you wanted. Maybe you're tired. Maybe you're struggling. But don't let one bad day define you. You're stronger than you think. Tomorrow is another chance to start again. Keep going. Your story isn't over just yet. I believe in you 💜 047
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Stupid running joke I love is how every single Splatoon campaign has some moment where the idols are like "Surely you recognize us” and the player character just..doesn't Normally the punchline is “They aren't actually that famous, they just have an overinflated ego,” but that’s not the case here 174
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026These are actual bona-fide megastars who just so happen to keep enlisting god's most autistic soldiers. The universe is conspiring against them to find the single most out-of-the-loop person in the world at any given moment and send them to save the day. It rocks. I hope they never stop doing this. 054
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me, getting swindled by a genie: It’s like talking to a fucking Tumblr user with you. The bitchass genie: How DARE you say I'm fucking a Tumblr user! 043
Reposted by AstolfoHannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In case no one told you today: There is still time to grow into who you’re becoming. There’s no deadline. 314753
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never even seen or heard or read 011
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous. There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked.” true) 021
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Dunno if it's a fluke or if they backpaced on the whole "verify your age" bullshit, but BLUESKY WORKS ON MY PC AGAIN! 001
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Lowkey, next time I play D&D, I want to play a wizard that's not actually a wizard. All of their spells are really them just doing things with mundane items. Fireball is a molotov cocktail Invisibility is paint Mage Hand is an extendable grabber Dancing Lights is a jar of fireflies Stuff like that 001
Reposted by AstolfoLuna Gazer @lunagazer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Friendly reminder, just because you disagree with someone and they happen to be trans, it does not give you the right to start misgendering them. You can disagree with someone and still use their correct pronouns. 013
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If I'm in an argument with you and halfway through I realize "Oh shit, you're actually right," you'd better pray. I'm about to pull the most bullshit shit out of my ass to win this argument. Now that I know it's over and my back's against the wall, I'll use fairy tail shit to win. 022
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body’s response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous “Hmm, stomach’s empty. I know what’ll help! Throwing up!” Like what’s the goal there? 042
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I keep getting shown an AI ad where a guy is cooking burgers with entire assembled burgers and fries sitting on the grill and poking them with a spatula and I haven’t once paid attention to what this AI burger man is attempting to sell me. The burger? The grill? A secret third thing? 012
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Talking to a guy and he asked how the Earth isn't getting heavier as we build more buildings. It's because we're just putting the materials somewhere else on Earth. If anything, it should be lighter, considering all the things we launch into space. Like rockets or probes or a manhole cover. 012
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They really need to invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate They should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions 022
Reposted by Astolfo🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Lucian's main mood [oc] 61095283
Reposted by AstolfoPeanut @peanutman243.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the face emily makes when she’s actually really super sad and totally not when she just wants ice cream 0308
Reposted by AstolfoJay Justice @jayjustice.net · 14/08/2026Tfw you've been at the store for hours and you just want to go home but then your mom sees ANOTHER friend that she has to stop and talk to for 20 minutes 🫠😭 424886
Astolfo @astolfochee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026When someone asks me "Where are you from?" I like to answer "My dad's nuts." Probably the left one, because I ain't right. 002
Astolfo @astolfochee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If Pokemon is short for "pocket monsters" And Digimon is short for "digital monsters" Then Salmon must be short for "saltwater monsters" 254
Astolfo @astolfochee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Someone asked me what my gender and pronouns were today and I was like "You expect me to have a gender? In this economy?" 010
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 25/07/2026What if your doppelganger loved being you more than being yourself? They're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. I want clone horror but the horror is the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be. 154
Reposted by AstolfoDafni @hydratichydra.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's imperative that it ends with you killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands, btw 024
