Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I love how people are finally speaking on how nasty Rose Quartz was. It’s about damn time. #StevenUniverse #JusticeForPearl 000
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The Royal Rumble is in two weeks. This is the progress on the stadium: 100
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Saudi Arabia erecting a brand new stadium for Royal Rumble ain’t sitting right with me. IDK what it is, but I detect some sinister shit happening. 110
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Liza Koshy would be a fun addition to Abbot Elementary 000
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’ve set myself free from the clutches of Spotify. I’ve been paying for YouTube Premium for a while and I love it here. 🥹 010
Reposted by LandonPatrick MB @handle.invalid · 08/01/2026We are discovering hobbies that don't keep your phone surgically attached to your hand and get you moving and stimulated in new ways this year. 052
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I thought I was going back to Twitter. But I think I’m officially done. 😂 I kept my spicy account alive, but I’m over it. 110
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I keep asking for someone to pinpoint the moment/era when America was great. History says otherwise. 0112
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Capitalism has wormed its way into our everyday lives and I am BURNT OUT! I’m less angry at money itself and more exhausted by how inescapable monetization has become. Everything feels tiered, gated, and transactional. I’m weary. Sooooo weary! 😩 020
Reposted by LandonNot Now John @getonwiththese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Any Democrat still afraid to say "Abolish ICE" should resign and be replaced with someone who gets it. 126862
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My fellow Millennials, Has anyone else reached the “get off my lawn” level of technology yet. If I get another prompt to “create an account” or “subscribe to the plus version”, I’m gonna fuckin scream. 230
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Did anyone else wake up thinking it was Tuesday? 😭 000
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026In 1986, Whitney sung a beautiful song about the children being the future. If mama only knew how tired the children are today… 😭 050
Reposted by LandonTristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026J6 attackers: - went on tours to case the Capitol - had tactical gear, weapons, zip ties - planted pipe bombs the night before - knew where non-reinforced windows were - included organized Proud Boy and Oath Keeper units It was NOT a "protest" run amok IT WAS A PLANNED COUP 621413531
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026My man gifted me my first iPad for Christmas. This MF hasn’t left my side since. Does the obsession wear off? 110
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Alright, Bsky peeps. I’m logging out for awhile. I want to end 2025 with a quiet mind, so I’m taking a much-needed break from socials. I hope all of you enjoy the holidays and wishing you a Happy New Year! Smooches!!! 🫶🏾🎄✨media.tenor.coma woman is singing into a microphone and smilingALT: a woman is singing into a microphone and smiling 030
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I can’t even focus on work. I’m ready to be up in my new house. And I can’t stop wondering when my paycheck is gonna hit next week. 010
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025After 3.5 long years, my man and I are moving in togevah. The house we found is painted dark millennial gray throughout. 😡 How does one decorate around this? 😭 3140
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I’ve always been a casual enjoyer of Dula Peep’s music. I’ve been listening to her albums all week and I daresay I’ve become a huge fan of that lady. 🥹💕 I can’t get enough of these disco bops! 020
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Does anyone have a favorite Beyoncé stim? I find myself screaming “WHOLETEMOUT!? WHOOO!?” ever so often. 100
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025My hair is finally long enough to loc up. I think I’m ready 😭 040
Reposted by LandonIncubus Prime 🦇🤖 @notvince2.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025You are not better than people just because you are further along on your healing or growth journey. Remember that. 27230
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025That damn Luigi Mangione is fine as frog’s hair. My lord. 😮💨 010
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is the first weekend in months where there’s no birthdays, out of town visitors, events, or homework for me to attend to. I’m beyond relieved to just be. Even if it’s just for a weekend. 140
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Time to do a weed and relax. I killed it in the productivity department. Now I’m going to spend the next 2 days, phone on DND, with my Xbox and some snacks. 140
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I’ve learned that I’m really good at social media management, but it absolutely sucked the energy out of me. Coming up with organic content is rough. 😭 010
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Just submitted my last assignment for the semester. I’m finally free. 😭media.tenor.coma woman laying on a bed with her hand on her faceALT: a woman laying on a bed with her hand on her face 030
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025There’s a reason for this lady attending/co-chairing the MET Gala. Act III is going to be insane. 010
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Is the Danity Kane show tonight? Have they announced who’s showing up? Do THEY know about it? 100
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Does anyone hear Solange in the background on Riiverdance? Or I’m trippin? 000
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025As someone who enjoy hosting meals, you will NEVER have bad food out of my kitchen. EVER. 040
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Stop inviting people to your home for meals if you can’t cook. I really don’t know who needs to hear it, but someone does. 041
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I knew exactly what my #SpotifyWrapped was going to look like! My faves remain my faves. 🥹💕 030
Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Good morning, Bsky! Hope Hump Day is kind to all of you! 020
Reposted by LandonCrown Wearer Jordan🤴🏾 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Minding your own business>>>>> Fighting with strangers online<<<<< 0448