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Landon

@astoldbylandon.bsky.social
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He/Him. 30-something blogger, gamer & music lovah. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 linktr.ee/astoldbylandon

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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What it do?
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I love how people are finally speaking on how nasty Rose Quartz was. It’s about damn time. #StevenUniverse #JusticeForPearl
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Royal Rumble is in two weeks. This is the progress on the stadium:
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Saudi Arabia erecting a brand new stadium for Royal Rumble ain’t sitting right with me. IDK what it is, but I detect some sinister shit happening.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Liza Koshy would be a fun addition to Abbot Elementary
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Transferring playlists is a hellscape.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’ve set myself free from the clutches of Spotify. I’ve been paying for YouTube Premium for a while and I love it here. 🥹
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Patrick MB @handle.invalid · 08/01/2026
We are discovering hobbies that don't keep your phone surgically attached to your hand and get you moving and stimulated in new ways this year.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh yeah, good morning! 😂
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I thought I was going back to Twitter. But I think I’m officially done. 😂 I kept my spicy account alive, but I’m over it.
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Is it really a safe space? @kevymichael.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I keep asking for someone to pinpoint the moment/era when America was great. History says otherwise.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Capitalism has wormed its way into our everyday lives and I am BURNT OUT! I’m less angry at money itself and more exhausted by how inescapable monetization has become. Everything feels tiered, gated, and transactional. I’m weary. Sooooo weary! 😩
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Not Now John @getonwiththese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Any Democrat still afraid to say "Abolish ICE" should resign and be replaced with someone who gets it.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My fellow Millennials, Has anyone else reached the “get off my lawn” level of technology yet. If I get another prompt to “create an account” or “subscribe to the plus version”, I’m gonna fuckin scream.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Did anyone else wake up thinking it was Tuesday? 😭
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In 1986, Whitney sung a beautiful song about the children being the future. If mama only knew how tired the children are today… 😭
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
J6 attackers: - went on tours to case the Capitol - had tactical gear, weapons, zip ties - planted pipe bombs the night before - knew where non-reinforced windows were - included organized Proud Boy and Oath Keeper units It was NOT a "protest" run amok IT WAS A PLANNED COUP
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My man gifted me my first iPad for Christmas. This MF hasn’t left my side since. Does the obsession wear off?
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What’s tea?
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hey Bsky. I’m back from hiatus 👋🏾
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Alright, Bsky peeps. I’m logging out for awhile. I want to end 2025 with a quiet mind, so I’m taking a much-needed break from socials. I hope all of you enjoy the holidays and wishing you a Happy New Year! Smooches!!! 🫶🏾🎄✨
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I can’t even focus on work. I’m ready to be up in my new house. And I can’t stop wondering when my paycheck is gonna hit next week.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
After 3.5 long years, my man and I are moving in togevah. The house we found is painted dark millennial gray throughout. 😡 How does one decorate around this? 😭
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’ve always been a casual enjoyer of Dula Peep’s music. I’ve been listening to her albums all week and I daresay I’ve become a huge fan of that lady. 🥹💕 I can’t get enough of these disco bops!
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Does anyone have a favorite Beyoncé stim? I find myself screaming “WHOLETEMOUT!? WHOOO!?” ever so often.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My hair is finally long enough to loc up. I think I’m ready 😭
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Incubus Prime 🦇🤖 @notvince2.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025
You are not better than people just because you are further along on your healing or growth journey. Remember that.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
That damn Luigi Mangione is fine as frog’s hair. My lord. 😮‍💨
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Cardi Habibi is thriving. ✨
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is the first weekend in months where there’s no birthdays, out of town visitors, events, or homework for me to attend to. I’m beyond relieved to just be. Even if it’s just for a weekend.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Time to do a weed and relax. I killed it in the productivity department. Now I’m going to spend the next 2 days, phone on DND, with my Xbox and some snacks.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I’ve been on go-mode all week. I’m exhausted.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’ve learned that I’m really good at social media management, but it absolutely sucked the energy out of me. Coming up with organic content is rough. 😭
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just submitted my last assignment for the semester. I’m finally free. 😭
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
There’s a reason for this lady attending/co-chairing the MET Gala. Act III is going to be insane.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If Dawn isn’t there, then why are we going? 🥹
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Is the Danity Kane show tonight? Have they announced who’s showing up? Do THEY know about it?
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ice Spice’s “Big Guy” is moving me this morning.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Does anyone hear Solange in the background on Riiverdance? Or I’m trippin?
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
As someone who enjoy hosting meals, you will NEVER have bad food out of my kitchen. EVER.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Stop inviting people to your home for meals if you can’t cook. I really don’t know who needs to hear it, but someone does.
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
gtfoh. 😂
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I knew exactly what my #SpotifyWrapped was going to look like! My faves remain my faves. 🥹💕
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Because, duh… 🐝 🪩 🐎 #SpotifyWrapped
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m speechless. Poor Lickitung 😭
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Good morning, Bsky! Hope Hump Day is kind to all of you!
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Crown Wearer Jordan🤴🏾 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Minding your own business>>>>> Fighting with strangers online<<<<<
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Landon @astoldbylandon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Costco customers will fight about those prices. 💥
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