AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026we can be having a ball in the family group chat and here comes my grandma “THERES A SALMONELLA OUTBREAK” lmfao girl PLS. 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My granddaddy thick as hell and I’m shaped just like him smh. I get mad every time I see him lmfao 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 04/01/2026pls don’t ask me why I’m watching Baddies… but these girls are in Africa throwing horse shit at each other while fighting. I can’t believe this😭 100
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Raising a child while healing your inner child 😅 phewwww 052
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Idk what my man dreaming about but he just put me in a headlock in his damn sleep 😭 let me move to the other side of the bed it’s not safe cuddling tonight 😂 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I don’t bother nobody and I don’t let nobody bother me 🤗 040
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I hate group chats with too many people. There is never a reason for 20 ppl to be texting my phone at once 😭 081
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Losing my attitude after someone makes me mad is an Olympic sport 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Babe built the new furniture, made us dinner and said I’m doin this now so don’t ask me for shit else once I sit down lmaoo 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Must suck being a boy. My boyfriend had to fill up 3 cars today after blowing money all holiday weekend 😅 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Men are so messy. I told this man I had so much gossip, he gone say man stop gossiping. I said no it’s stuff I have to tell you, he like oh what is it lmaoo 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I’ve been OT for 11 days now and I cannot wait to lay in my bed. Omg 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Anxiety STOPmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny faceALT: a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face 101
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025My two friends and I did the exact same 30 day challenge to lose weight. Whoever lost the most won the pot of money. The only guy in the group lost 16 pounds in 30 days. The way men lose weight is so unfair lmao 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I just had the best matcha latte I’ve had in my life! That’s not saying much considering this was only my third try 😂 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 20/01/2025what confuses me the most about this tiktok ban is the CEO has said a million times he is not chinese lmaoo 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 20/01/2025cocky af hot girl captain hook number one rule where them girls at 010
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025They shut down TikTok and the Lions losing. Could this day get any fucking worse 🥲 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025fuck rod wave. fuck snoop dogg. fuck cokedak black. fuck mike tyson. fuck nelly and ashanti for marrying him. fuck antonio brown. and it’s still fuck chrisette michele 2566
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I had a dream so weird last night I woke up and the first thing I said was God that was too much 😂 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I know January 18 is going to be the funniest day on TikTok 021
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I love being grown. My momma be telling me all her tea. 😂 020
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Ordered my iPad today. I can already feel my life coming together 🤗 040
Reposted by AR ✨Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ @sarabellumxo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025finally all the holidays are over i been drunk since Halloween 59412
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025started watching love on the spectrum and I love this show so much 😭 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 24/12/2024seriously taking this “just a girl” thing too far. accidentally left the house with a purse full of only lip gloss. no id, no cards. just vibes 030
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 23/12/2024first day of holiday break and I simply haven’t left my bed 😭 I have things to do but I cannot lmao 100
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 21/12/2024it’s me and my 4 year old listening to Saturday Love going word for word >>> 💗💗 100
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024that man had Tamia so fucked up she said ain’t no way this my man .. gotta be a stranger in my house 😂😂 050
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024LAST WEEK OF WORK UNTIL JANUARY 6 !!!!media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fireALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire 000
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Jackie Aina is Nicki Minaj of the beauty influencer industry. 34212
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024this was definitely my crashout year .. my family still can’t believe that the amount of shit I did this year lmaoo 020
AR ✨ @astoldbyar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A major factor that contributed to my depression is that I was never satisfied with my now. I only lived for what was next. So to be so content with my now feels huge. I’m just so happy 😭 110
